"Hey guys I would have fought alongside your grandfather if I hadn't dodged the draft five times, just so I could sit by a pool and use a 6' chain to threaten black guys for wearing the wrong hair product" - "do you think I have hairy legs?" ("got any younger sisters?")
ngl, I thought it was going to play out exactly like in Bruce Almighty.
In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today - and my tiny little nipples went to France--
The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Rib Roast Minister and I do the cha cha like a sissy girl…
I lika do da cha cha…
however, there is a slight difference in how people react:When we had trump all the dems were making shit memes and exposing his ridiculous shit, now that Biden's on the stage all the reps are making shit memes and exposing his ridiculous shit. Shit's fucked either way, we can't have anything nice
would be nice if more people voted third-party, even as a protest voteWould be pretty fucking nice if the US wasn't so entirely divided into a dual party system, for people to stop making their political affiliation their ENTIRE goddamn personality, and for once to vote for someone younger who actually gives a shit about this place