Tomatketchup

Banned
Contributor
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 22 m Cali here with kik :) intialdfan67
You: 12/f ;)
Stranger: haha nice nice ;)
Stranger: sooo whats up? ;)
You: nothin much. you?
Stranger: not much just chillin
Stranger: got a kik? ;)
You: fun lol ;)
Stranger: hehe so you like older guys? ;)
You: yes!
Stranger: haha nice whats the oldest youve been with? ;)
You: im still a virgin ;)
Stranger: woah really? nice ;)
Stranger: thats hot
You: mhm lol ;)
Stranger: hehe so where ya from? ;)
You: indiana
Stranger: cool cool i used to live in michigan
You: cool lol
Stranger: so you got a kik? ;)
You: yea ill message you
Stranger: kk ;)
You: so what do you want to do with me?
Stranger: idk what do you want me to do with you? ;)
You: idk tehe
Stranger: hehe ;)
You: lol ;)
Stranger: so do you ever finger yourself? ;)
You: all the time
You: i can fit two
Stranger: nice are you fingering yourself right now? ;)
Stranger: oooh nice nice ;)
You: yea im playing with my butthole lol
Stranger: really hehe nice thats hot ;)
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: stroking my dick ;)
Stranger: thinking about your tight butthole ;)
You: mmm
Stranger: mmm ;)
Stranger: so you think you could fit my cock in your mouth? ;)
You: Sir, do you realize what you're doing is illegal?
Stranger: yeah duh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I got a boner from that.
 

Morbuzka

Rage-Inducing Forum Troll
My god, awesome chat with awesome person, kind of sad, but at least I was helpful : ) It is really long, watch out.
Stranger: hey howdy hey
You: hey
You: sorry, talking in two things lol
You: how r u?
Stranger: lol, thats cool
Stranger: im good... u?
You: i'm good : )
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: girl
You: cool
Stranger: ld r u?
You: hmm?
Stranger: how old
You: 17
Stranger: so why u home on a sat night
You: : (
You: I feel bad
You: I tried to troll you
Stranger: ?
You: I am actually a guy
You: Sorry about that
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: Troll is to like trick someone
Stranger: ahhhh ........
You: You know all those guys on here who are like "asl" and "gimme kik username"?
Stranger: where u from?
You: chicago
Stranger: 10 oclock there?
You: almost
You: 9:12
You: so, about the whole lying thing
You: I have been trying to find people who are like stalkers and stuff and they wanna find you and have sex and shit
Stranger: lol
You: but so far, I have found 3 cool people in a row
Stranger: why?
You: I like to mess with them
You: I like to say "female, 17, chicago"
You: and they are all like "you like sex?"
Stranger: r there creepy pedophiles here?
You: Yup
You: You gotta watch out
You: don't fall for their traps
You: ever see someone who says "asl" get out or mess with them
Stranger: im actually doing some investigating myself here.... for a friend whose daughter has been meeting men here. she is only 12
You: high five
You: honestly, I would say 75% of the people here are men like that
Stranger: my daughter told me that her friend comes onto this site and that she viseos with guys
You: That's really bad
Stranger: videos
You: Low key, most of the men on video are just nasty
Stranger: im a mom....im 45 years old
Stranger: i was almost abducted and raped and killed when I was 17... so I know there are really BAD people in this world
You: wow... that's crazy...
Stranger: girls need to be careful
You: yeah, especially with this
Stranger: yea, my friends daughter is a big girl and craves ANY attention she can get
You: That's not right, internet shouldn't be used for any sort of hook-up or date
Stranger: so on this site , there are no pictures and no info or bio?
Stranger: just chatting and web camming?
You: this site is solely based on a stranger thing. no personal information can be given, except for the interest bar, where you put in interests and find others with the same interests, but that can be used in bad ways
Stranger: hoiw so?
You: well
You: Lemme figure out how to explain this...
You: To be as broad as possible, if you type in "sex", you will find people interested in sex :\
Stranger: is that why when i typed FITNESS, no one responded??
Stranger: everyone here is interested in sex?
You: Mostly
You: But there are some "strays", like me and you
You: I like to call us strays because we aren't interested in instant hook-ups and sex
Stranger: why dont people get onto other sites for sex? arent there sites for that?
You: Yep
You: But the stranger thing this website offers, it is a common attraction for things like sex and dates
You: mostly for predators
You: You have to keep that girl away from here
You: I'm on here, because I am having fun messing with their minds, but that's me, another guy
Stranger: yea................i am going to have to tell my girlfriend.....
You: Happy I was able to help someone like you on a website like this
Stranger: thanks for being so candid and helpful...... the world is a tough enough place for yound girls without having to worry about creepy men that prey on children,....
Stranger: hope you have a good night.....
You: you too, and hope i was a good help
You: best chat I have ever had on this site :)
You: bye
You have disconnected.
 
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Dr.SteveBrule

Epic Skial Regular
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Guys I keep having dreams of me getting fucked by Shrek. Everytime I wake up my bed smells like onions and one time I saw a green figure escaping from my window. Are these shreksual encounters normal?

Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: What the fuck
Stranger 1: that sucks
Stranger 2: Did I just read
Stranger 1 has disconnected
 

Morbuzka

Rage-Inducing Forum Troll
I was laughing so much
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: skial
Stranger: m or f?
You: give me your skial
Stranger: m or f?
You: k
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Shiny Charizard

Legendary Skial King
1H3R9

1H3SA

1H3Ta

1H3Ux
 
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Morbuzka

Rage-Inducing Forum Troll
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: skial
Stranger: 18 female x_x
You: k
You: got big boobies?
You: You have been typing for a while
You: Did I say something wrong?
You: I'm just on a spree right now
You: I get into chat, say skial, play with the man and run
You: :3
Stranger: wanna get naughty?
Stranger: wanna come watch me on web cam?
You: Well
You: I could, but that would be partially illegal
Stranger: i will let you watch while i rub my pussy
Stranger: this is my page... my user name is playfulkat192
You: Considering I am under the age of 18, and although you are probably extremely hot, I gotta decline
Stranger:
You: Have fun with that pussy rubbing, gurl
You have disconnected.
 

Morbuzka

Rage-Inducing Forum Troll
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: skial
Stranger: asl
You: stop trying to play, soapy, you know what Skial is
Stranger: no i dont
You: Soapy, don't you dare press ESC
You: Yes you do
Stranger: no i dont
You: Soapy, I will own you on 2fort
You: Stop playing dumb, I know it's you
Stranger: im not soapy
You: Yeah, real funny, quit playing
You: I'm posting this on the forums
You: Everyone will know it's you
Stranger: im not who u think i am dumb ass
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Poon Apple

Spectacularly Lethal Soldier
Can't tell if I'm good at this or not.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Is this the pizza man?
Stranger: yes
You: I called 3 hours ago, wheres my pizza?!
Stranger: im sorry mam or sir yhu will get it in moments
You: .....
Stranger: do yhu have insragram
Stranger: instagram
You: Depends, do you have a pizza?
Stranger: uhm no
You: >:( You ruined my day for the last time pizza man!!! >:(
You: No instagram for you!
Stranger: what can i do
You: Gimmie a pizza
You: It's your job
Stranger: okay here it is
You: I'm not paying for it
You: I expect it to be free
Stranger: its alright:)
Stranger: yes it is free
You: Jokes on you
You: I am secretly the pizza man! :D
You: What the hell were you doing in my shop?
Stranger: ahh what the fuck
Stranger: im done
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Poon Apple

Spectacularly Lethal Soldier
Ok, I'm definitely bad at this.
Stranger: asl
You: Wat?
Stranger: age sex location
You: 54 mf rainbow road
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

Blade D_Hero

Moderator
Contributor
Stranger: Hey

You: Hello

Stranger: asl?

You: Lsa, actually

Stranger: lsd?

You: I only smoke weed

Stranger: thats too bed.

Stranger: bad*

You: Sometimes I do it in bed

Stranger: sometimes i do it in the car

Stranger: under a tree

Stranger: in the bar

You: In a bush

You: With a box

You: In a fox

Stranger: in my socks

Stranger: sometimes i hop

Stranger: on pop

You: While sucking on a lollipop

You: 2pro bustaryhmes

Stranger: you got that right. Dr. Seuss would be proud