Funniest thing I have done on Omegle so far..

[Fallen Leaves]

I don't have the conversation saved anymore but here's what happened
I had this guy convinced that my name was Indigo, a cow ate my ear because my hair was green so I changed it to orange. I lived in a dumpster five years ago but have been living on a farm for three years now, and that I was dating a rooster at that farm. I also told him that I played the eggshells as an instrument. After 20 minutes the guy finally got creeped out and left, he asked if I was a guy or girl and I told him I didn't know.. Best time by far on that sight

 

[Morbuzka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
do you like one direction?
You: Nope
Stranger: nope
You have disconnected.

 

[SarcasticWisdom]

Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: 15
You: 12
Stranger: usa
You: usa
You: i can fit my whole hand into my small vagina
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Twilight]

\
Lol trolls, man people are dumb

 

[SarcasticWisdom]

so whats kik?

 

[Twilight]

ok last one

 

[Morbuzka]

so whats kik?

stupid ass messenger with video supposedly

 

[SarcasticWisdom]

stupid ass messenger with video supposedly

ah lol

 

[Ceubie]

ok last one

Nothing wrong with that. :(

 

[Tomatketchup]

Stranger: Hi, 36 Southern California male personal trainer seeks Socal girl 18+
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ...
You: I am Socal
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what city?
You: Raemkhanghang
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Twilight]

I cant help myself

 

[Blade D_Hero]

 

[Blade D_Hero]

I lol'd.

 

[Blade D_Hero]

Why are you so mean Pat?

 

[Sir Reddington]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17/m/nz
You: 12/f/usa
Stranger: hey
Stranger: got kik
You: i find it quite saddening that you spend new year's day on omegle instead of going out and partying with friends you horny fuck.
Stranger: lol i do what i enjoy
Stranger: fucking close minded idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sir Reddington]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
So its 2 hours until 2013 for me...I'm alone at home...too broke to join my friends...what should I do?
You: fap.
You: to plants.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sir Reddington]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What are you doing tonight?
You: Your mom.
Stranger: damn
You: BEAT YA.
Stranger: since this guy called dibs I guess imma get drunk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sir Reddington]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Sex or Food, and why?
You: Food, because I can fuck a donut.
Stranger: sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sir Reddington]

Spoiler: RELIGIOUS STUFF

 

[Blade D_Hero]

Everything was pretty normal until the end, then I died. I wonder why he is freaked out by 18 year old males...