I once had an IRC bot that made it so you cold talk to people on Omegle. It doesn't work anymore because they made website changes.
Funniest thing I have done on Omegle so far..
- Thread starter Morbuzka
- Start date
Super Amazing Asian Man
Face-Melting F2Per
Necroing this thread because.
You: hi
Stranger: hii 19 m horny :-P kik?
You: 12 f
You: whats horny
Stranger has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hii 19 m horny :-P kik?
You: 12 f
You: whats horny
Stranger has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18 m swe
Stranger: oops
Stranger: 27 f
Stranger: india
You: oops?
Stranger: i was tryin to find some guy at ma place
Stranger: to hv some fun
You: oh
You: well
You: swedes can be fun too
You: like
You: actually swedes are pretty fucking boring
Stranger: yeh I know
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18 m swe
Stranger: oops
Stranger: 27 f
Stranger: india
You: oops?
Stranger: i was tryin to find some guy at ma place
Stranger: to hv some fun
You: oh
You: well
You: swedes can be fun too
You: like
You: actually swedes are pretty fucking boring
Stranger: yeh I know
Stranger has disconnected.
You: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: f 16
You: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: where am i
You: is this north carolina
Stranger: well you should be in my bed babe
You: but is this north carolina
Stranger: yeah babe
You: its so weird
Stranger: i know baby
You: theres all these weird steel creatures with wheels for legs
You: i am so confused
Stranger: its okay baby you horny
You: and these flat metallic things that show people
You: i am horny
You: as shit
You: for this weird future i have come to
You: tell me
You: what is a subway
Stranger: i dunno baby wanna dirty talk
You: sure
You: let me get my horse
Stranger: you m yeah?
You: yes
You: so is my horse
Stranger: age?
You: me or the horse's
Stranger: both
You: im 18, my steed is 6 years
You: has served in the thirty years wars
You: ready to mount up
You: so what do you want to do with it
Stranger: ahhh nice could i ride it
You: sure, let me get the saddle
You: there you go
You: jump up
Stranger: its big
You: yes, he has served me well
Stranger: ahhh good what you up to then?
You: i am trying to figure out how these weird clothes work
You: theyre so simple
You: no buttons
Stranger: i know all zips now
You: zip zap zop
You: just going to try to pull it up
You: oh god
You: oh fuck
You: i think im stuck
Stranger: i'll open it for you...with my mouth..
You: splendid
You: my fingers are sore
Stranger: too sore to finger me?:(
You: oh my
You: finger you?
You: i thought finger was a subjective
Stranger has disconnected.
I've never been good with women.
Stranger: f 16
You: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: where am i
You: is this north carolina
Stranger: well you should be in my bed babe
You: but is this north carolina
Stranger: yeah babe
You: its so weird
Stranger: i know baby
You: theres all these weird steel creatures with wheels for legs
You: i am so confused
Stranger: its okay baby you horny
You: and these flat metallic things that show people
You: i am horny
You: as shit
You: for this weird future i have come to
You: tell me
You: what is a subway
Stranger: i dunno baby wanna dirty talk
You: sure
You: let me get my horse
Stranger: you m yeah?
You: yes
You: so is my horse
Stranger: age?
You: me or the horse's
Stranger: both
You: im 18, my steed is 6 years
You: has served in the thirty years wars
You: ready to mount up
You: so what do you want to do with it
Stranger: ahhh nice could i ride it
You: sure, let me get the saddle
You: there you go
You: jump up
Stranger: its big
You: yes, he has served me well
Stranger: ahhh good what you up to then?
You: i am trying to figure out how these weird clothes work
You: theyre so simple
You: no buttons
Stranger: i know all zips now
You: zip zap zop
You: just going to try to pull it up
You: oh god
You: oh fuck
You: i think im stuck
Stranger: i'll open it for you...with my mouth..
You: splendid
You: my fingers are sore
Stranger: too sore to finger me?:(
You: oh my
You: finger you?
You: i thought finger was a subjective
Stranger has disconnected.
I've never been good with women.
AfireAzuaki
Epic Skial Regular
AfireAzuaki
Epic Skial Regular
EvanFlew
Epic Skial Regular
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! 20/f :)
You: m or f
You: m/12
You: want pussies
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: 19 / f /NY
You: years
Stranger: 19
You: question
You: do you want to do anal
Stranger: on you ya
You: ok
Stranger: why
You: because its goo
You: good
You: sorry
You: first time
You: at omegle
You: just know the basics
Stranger: it's fine do you wanna just text me
Stranger: if no I understand
Stranger: I really hope you do
You: so do you like recieving anal
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: hi! 20/f :)
You: m or f
You: m/12
You: want pussies
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: 19 / f /NY
You: years
Stranger: 19
You: question
You: do you want to do anal
Stranger: on you ya
You: ok
Stranger: why
You: because its goo
You: good
You: sorry
You: first time
You: at omegle
You: just know the basics
Stranger: it's fine do you wanna just text me
Stranger: if no I understand
Stranger: I really hope you do
You: so do you like recieving anal
Stranger has disconnected.
Morbuzka
Rage-Inducing Forum Troll
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ]asl
You: 15 f shreks hut
Stranger: 16m
You: don't know how i got here
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u
You: but it smells like onions and farts
Stranger: oh
You: there are a lot of drugs here
Stranger: no
You: and condoms
Stranger: o
You: what happened
Stranger: ur name
You: did i just get kidnapped and raped by Shrek
You: D:
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ]asl
You: 15 f shreks hut
Stranger: 16m
You: don't know how i got here
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u
You: but it smells like onions and farts
Stranger: oh
You: there are a lot of drugs here
Stranger: no
You: and condoms
Stranger: o
You: what happened
Stranger: ur name
You: did i just get kidnapped and raped by Shrek
You: D:
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m29
You: F 57
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: m29
You: F 57
Stranger has disconnected.