KillerZebra

Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sins are forgiven,

So stick it in.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

We should play a game. Pretend that my pants are France and feel free to invade.

I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.

Hey it’s December. Where’s your Christmas hat and eggnog?

I could have sworn we’ve had sex before. Just help me remember.

Me: Are you into one-night stands?
You: No.
Me: Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.

I’m not great at spelling, but I thought happiness started with an “H”, so why does mine start with U?

You’re just like my GPS, I don’t know where I’d be without you.

Me: If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me?
You: No
Me: Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

no

I think your eyes are the same color as my bedsheets. Let's go check.

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

hi im condom but this pocket in my wasted doesnt have to be

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.