KillerZebra

The President smirked and looked down to see Jesus crouched between his naked legs under the desk. Trump put a finger to his lips and grabbed the back of Christ’s hair to push his mouth down again. Man, would he have to teach Jesus a thing or two about quiet sucking.

I'd take you to the movies but they don't let snacks inside.

I need help I’m literally going to kill myself someone put something under my real name in a skial report because someon on my computer changed my name to my legal borth name and then said heinous things as a prank and now it comes up as the number one result as soon as you search my name even thoug it’s on private it still comes up please help me my name is “Brody Kowieski“ and I’m under 18.

I have left Sargenty a msg and it has been 3 to 4 days he has not replied to his profile post. Can you please ask him to check his profile post and reply me. Thanks again.

Hey I want to know why my trade was moved from tf2 forums to steam items forum. I am selling trading cards but I am looking for tf2 keys for them that is why I posted it in the tf2 forums. I would request you to please move my post back to team fortress trading forum. Thanks.

hi my ip was ban 2 year ago for being afk and i got Permanent baned on your server under the name Undertale Sans . By your CONSOLE at 11-26-16 17:57.
if you can tell me who was i was permanent ban I would be thankful.

thank you and have a good day

Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sins are forgiven,

So stick it in.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

We should play a game. Pretend that my pants are France and feel free to invade.

I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.

Hey it’s December. Where’s your Christmas hat and eggnog?

I could have sworn we’ve had sex before. Just help me remember.

Me: Are you into one-night stands?
You: No.
Me: Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.