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Will you get mad if you lose admin?:
DOUBLECROSS | NY, JAILBREAK | NY, VALVE MAPS | LA
Time:Typically available from 10 AM EST to 12 PM EST
Hlstats:Will you get mad if you lose admin?:
Usrs? I don't know how to get mad.
How do you ban your own SteamID?:sm_ban "#STEAM_0:1:31124008" 30 "obvious aimbot"
Any other reason you should be admin:http://stats.skial.com/stats/hlstats.php?mode=search&game=&st=uniqueid&q=STEAM_0:1:31124008 Just gonna leave this here for direct links to my other HLstats pages. They're relevant.
Hi. Yeah. I'm Dave and I play Jailbreak and die on our CTF servers a lot. I've been banned before and gagged before. Some bans were legit. I've learned from them. One was requested. It served its purpose. Others are a result of votemenu abuse. I see that all the time on Jailbreak and rarely is there an admin on to fix that. A server based on a game revolving around the concept of law and the punishment of filthy criminals is typically without law. This is unacceptable, and so I shall offer you my services. My sense of law is strong. It is unbiased. It is free. Free, as it should be.
You may be asking yourself now, "Well, Dave, why should we pick you to be admin out of all of the other Jailbreak applicants? Don't you know admins have to handle all the servers? Don't you know that you'd actually have to talk to Botty G at some point? Are you sure you're man enough?"
Those are some very valid questions and they'll be answered out of order JUST for the sake of showing you all just why chaos is absolutely intolerable. The thought of talking to Botty the G is pretty frightening. The man probably devours souls to be as brilliant as he is, fuck if I know. I respect the man, though. I do. I'm applying here mainly for the sake of Jailbreak justice, but for my main man, I'd be willing to handle the rest of the servers. It's a service to the servers and to their owner, not a competition. It's for the sake of helping, not for the sake of winning. I don't want him to pick me if it means no one else gets to help out with Jailbreak. It'd be pretty counterproductive, really. Grima, Lady Pimpernel, and Cube are great. Together with Drum, we could all make Jailbreak a better place to be.
I'm running out of things to say. Uh. Love you all, guys.
edited by request -Oaky