Dave Mar 2, 2017 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Dave Feb 28, 2017 There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
Dave Feb 10, 2017 If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet?
Dave Feb 8, 2017 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Dave Feb 2, 2017 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Dave Feb 1, 2017 When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Dave Jan 31, 2017 Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Dave Jan 28, 2017 Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Dave Jan 25, 2017 You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
Dave Jan 24, 2017 Deja Vu-When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before it’s because God thought it was funny & he had to rewind it for his friends
Deja Vu-When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before it’s because God thought it was funny & he had to rewind it for his friends
Dave Jan 7, 2017 When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young.
When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young.
Dave Dec 23, 2016 My 8 year old mailed a letter to Santa regarding the gifts he wants, so Santa is now writing back with the details on how to vacuum a house.
My 8 year old mailed a letter to Santa regarding the gifts he wants, so Santa is now writing back with the details on how to vacuum a house.