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  • I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
    There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
    Just because something is common sense doesn't mean it's common practice.
    JohnnyGaloshes
    JohnnyGaloshes
    Common sense isn't as common as one might think.
    Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
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    Reedgreat
    Reedgreat
    Those are the people that think there body is great for nude work, which it isn't.
    If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet?
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    JohnnyGaloshes
    JohnnyGaloshes
    Rates this VERY old..
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    Sargent¥
    Sargent¥
    Mathematically, since Walmart takes a percentage off, it's possible to keep lowering by the same percent every day and still not reach zero (although approach extremely close)
    Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
    Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
    You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
    Deja Vu-When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before it’s because God thought it was funny & he had to rewind it for his friends
    Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
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    Toxik
    Toxik
    I don't think you're supposed to stick it in your butt
    When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young.
    Toxik
    Toxik
    We used to be young and stupid, now we're old and stupid
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    My 8 year old mailed a letter to Santa regarding the gifts he wants, so Santa is now writing back with the details on how to vacuum a house.
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