Why doesn't Spy shave? Because the Sniper never gave his razorback.
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Its holiday time finally!! Felt like it took a year to be here!!
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave Thanks, Dave
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna get a divorce.
Einstein used science to get laid; that guy is a genius... I've been using money.
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
I just found an origami porn channel, but it is paper view only.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number. .
You cannot play with me unless you blow me. Love, Balloon
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use a condom, these people are called dads.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Karma is like 69. You get what you give.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?
I was going to my friend's place but accidentally walked into the wrong house. Turns out it was an orgy. Didn't see that cumming!
Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance. Long story short, my girlfriend said no.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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