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Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Jun 23, 2017 at 5:26 PM

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1. Dave
  Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  
  Jun 23, 2017 at 5:26 PM
2. Dave
  Brickleberry
  
  Apr 14, 2017
3. Dave
  A blind person who sees is better than a seeing person who is blind.
  
  Mar 29, 2017
4. Dave
  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  
  Mar 22, 2017
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  2. KinCryos
    yes, but it's way past the shelf date, so it's potency is rather null
    
    Mar 22, 2017
    
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5. Dave
  I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  
  Mar 11, 2017
6. Dave
  Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
  
  Mar 9, 2017
  2. AfireAzuaki
    yes.
    
    Mar 9, 2017
7. Dave
  Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
  
  Mar 7, 2017
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  2. Tyknighter
    100% true.
    
    Mar 7, 2017
  3. Defibyoulater
    Actually, there's about a 70% chance of that being true.
    
    Mar 7, 2017
    
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  4. Mrfugets
    so waht u doin tonite
    
    Mar 8, 2017
8. Dave
  I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
  
  Mar 6, 2017
9. Dave
  Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  
  Mar 2, 2017
10. Dave
  There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
  
  Feb 28, 2017
11. Dave
  Just because something is common sense doesn't mean it's common practice.
  
  Feb 17, 2017
  2. JohnnyGaloshes
    Common sense isn't as common as one might think.
    
    Feb 17, 2017
12. Dave
  He who flees at the right time can fight again.
  
  Feb 16, 2017
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  2. Defibyoulater
    We have respawn. Die with honor.
    
    Feb 16, 2017
    
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  3. JohnnyGaloshes
    Both valid.
    
    Feb 16, 2017
    
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  4. Toxik
    Tinker Island
    
    Feb 17, 2017
13. Dave
  Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
  
  Feb 14, 2017
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  2. Reedgreat
    Those are the people that think there body is great for nude work, which it isn't.
    
    Feb 14, 2017
14. Dave
  If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet?
  
  Feb 10, 2017
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  2. JohnnyGaloshes
    Rates this VERY old..
    
    Feb 10, 2017
    
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  3. Sargent¥
    Mathematically, since Walmart takes a percentage off, it's possible to keep lowering by the same percent every day and still not reach zero (although approach extremely close)
    
    Feb 10, 2017
15. Dave
  Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
  
  Feb 9, 2017
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16. Dave
  Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
  
  Feb 8, 2017
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17. Dave
  Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  
  Feb 2, 2017
18. Dave
  When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  
  Feb 1, 2017
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19. Dave
  Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
  
  Jan 31, 2017
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20. Dave
  Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
  
  Jan 28, 2017
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  2. KillerZebra
    There are more than 2 people to choose from
    
    Jan 28, 2017
    
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  3. JayDee
    theoretically
    
    Jan 28, 2017
  4. DaivdBaekr
    There were 6 dems and 17 republicans tbh lad
    And 31 flavors of third party tickets but they aren't even people tbh
    
    Jan 28, 2017
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ˌiməˈCHo͝or,ˌiməˈto͝or/unripe, not mature, premature, unmellowed;More
undeveloped, unformed, unfinished, raw, embryonic
"an immature Stilton cheese"
antonyms: ripe
- having or showing emotional or intellectual development appropriate to someone younger.
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  synonyms: childish, babyish, infantile, juvenile, adolescent, puerile, sophomoric, jejune, callow, green, tender, young, inexperienced, unsophisticated, unworldly, naive;More
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  informalwet behind the ears
  "an extremely immature girl"
  antonyms: mature, worldly
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"a mature woman"
antonyms: adolescent
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verb
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  come of age, reach adulthood, reach maturity
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  develop, grow, evolve, bloom, blossom, flourish, thrive
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  (of a person) reach an advanced stage of mental or emotional development.
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  (with reference to certain foodstuffs or drinks) become or cause to become ready for consumption.
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