Dave
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Dave

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Just because something is common sense doesn't mean it's common practice. Feb 17, 2017 at 1:24 PM

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    1. Dave
      Dave
      Just because something is common sense doesn't mean it's common practice.
      1. JohnnyGaloshes
        JohnnyGaloshes
        Common sense isn't as common as one might think.
        Feb 17, 2017 at 7:35 PM
    2. Dave
      Dave
      He who flees at the right time can fight again.
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      2. Defibyoulater
        Defibyoulater
        We have respawn. Die with honor.
        Feb 16, 2017 at 3:00 PM
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      3. JohnnyGaloshes
        JohnnyGaloshes
        Both valid.
        Feb 16, 2017 at 5:17 PM
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      4. Toxik
        Toxik
        Tinker Island
        Feb 17, 2017 at 1:14 AM
    3. Dave
      Dave
      Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
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      2. Reedgreat
        Reedgreat
        Those are the people that think there body is great for nude work, which it isn't.
        Feb 14, 2017 at 5:31 PM
    4. Dave
      Dave
      If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet?
      1. KinCryos likes this.
      2. JohnnyGaloshes
        JohnnyGaloshes
        Rates this VERY old..
        Feb 10, 2017
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      3. Sargent¥
        Sargent¥
        Mathematically, since Walmart takes a percentage off, it's possible to keep lowering by the same percent every day and still not reach zero (although approach extremely close)
        Feb 10, 2017
    5. Dave
      Dave
      Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
      1. Kael and Blade D_Hero like this.
    6. Dave
      Dave
      Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
    7. Dave
      Dave
      Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
    8. Dave
      Dave
      When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
      1. KinCryos, DaivdBaekr and Kael like this.
    9. Dave
      Dave
      Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
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    10. Dave
      Dave
      Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
      1. Kael, JohnnyGaloshes and Reedgreat like this.
      2. KillerZebra
        KillerZebra
        There are more than 2 people to choose from
        Jan 28, 2017
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      3. JayDee
        JayDee
        theoretically
        Jan 28, 2017
      4. DaivdBaekr
        DaivdBaekr
        There were 6 dems and 17 republicans tbh lad
        And 31 flavors of third party tickets but they aren't even people tbh
        Jan 28, 2017
    11. Dave
      Dave
      You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
      1. Sargent¥ likes this.
      2. Maddo
        Maddo
        Yes, "Thanks Dave"
        Jan 25, 2017
    12. Dave
      Dave
      Deja Vu-When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before it’s because God thought it was funny & he had to rewind it for his friends
    13. Dave
      Dave
      Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
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      2. Toxik
        Toxik
        I don't think you're supposed to stick it in your butt
        Jan 17, 2017
    14. ShoxTheMB
      ShoxTheMB
      Your avatar gives me nightmares...........
      1. Sargent¥ and Dave like this.
    15. Dave
      Dave
      When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young.
      1. Toxik
        Toxik
        We used to be young and stupid, now we're old and stupid
        Jan 7, 2017
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    16. Dave
      Dave
      My 8 year old mailed a letter to Santa regarding the gifts he wants, so Santa is now writing back with the details on how to vacuum a house.
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    17. Dave
      Dave
      Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
    18. Dave
      Dave
      I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
      1. DaivdBaekr and KinCryos like this.
    19. Dave
      Dave
      Let's ALL be naughty this year and save Santa the trip!
      1. Sargent¥
        Sargent¥
        Actually, Santa gives coal to naughty kids so if we're all naughty, that just makes his trip harder.
        Dec 20, 2016
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    20. Dave
      Dave
      Just a few days left to decide if you're buying an expensive gift for that special someone or breaking up with them for Christmas.
      1. Sargent¥, Toxik and JohnnyGaloshes like this.
      2. JohnnyGaloshes
        JohnnyGaloshes
        I already got $800 into my fiances presents. I guess her "talents" are worth sticking around for.
        Dec 17, 2016
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      3. Toxik
        Toxik
        Same feels bruh, I ended up getting her the Gear S3
        Dec 17, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Minnesota
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    Immature:
    im·ma·ture
    ˌiməˈCHo͝or,ˌiməˈto͝or/unripe, not mature, premature, unmellowed;More
    undeveloped, unformed, unfinished, raw, embryonic
    "an immature Stilton cheese"
    antonyms: ripe
    Mature:
    ma·ture
    məˈCHo͝or,məˈto͝or/adult, grown-up, grown, fully grown, full-grown, of age, fully developed, in one's prime, middle-aged
    "a mature woman"
    antonyms: adolescent
    • having reached an advanced stage of mental or emotional development characteristic of an adult.
      comparative adjective: maturer; superlative adjective: maturest
      "a young man mature beyond his years"
      synonyms: sensible, responsible, adult, levelheaded, reliable, dependable;More
      wise, discriminating, shrewd, sophisticated
      "he's very mature for his age"
      antonyms: childish
    • (of thought or planning) careful and thorough.
      "on mature reflection he decided they should not go"
      synonyms: careful, thorough, deep, considered
      "on mature reflection, he decided not to go"
      antonyms: impulsive, unthinking
    • used euphemistically to describe someone as being middle-aged or old.
      "Miss Walker was a mature lady when she married"
    • (of a style) fully developed.
      "Van Gogh's mature work"
    • (of certain foodstuffs or drinks) ready for consumption.
      synonyms: ripe, ripened, mellow;
      ready to eat/drink
      "mature cheese"
      antonyms: fresh, unripe
    • 2.
      denoting an economy, industry, or market that has developed to a point where substantial expansion and investment no longer takes place.
    • 3.
      (of a bill) due for payment.
    verb
    verb: mature; 3rd person present: matures; past tense: matured; past participle: matured; gerund or present participle: maturing
    1. 1.
      (of an organism) become physically mature.
      "children mature at different ages"
      synonyms: be fully grown, be full-grown;More
      come of age, reach adulthood, reach maturity
      "kittens mature when they are about a year old"
      develop, grow, evolve, bloom, blossom, flourish, thrive
      "their friendship didn't have time to mature"
      • (of a person) reach an advanced stage of mental or emotional development.
        "men mature as they grow older"
        synonyms: grow up, become more sensible, become more adult;
        blossom
        "he's matured since he left home"
      • (with reference to certain foodstuffs or drinks) become or cause to become ready for consumption.
        "leave the cheese to mature"
        synonyms: ripen, mellow;
        age
        "leave the cheese to mature"
    2. 2.
      (of an insurance policy, security, etc.) reach the end of its term and hence become payable.

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