Dave Dec 22, 2016 Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Dave Dec 21, 2016 I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
Dave Dec 17, 2016 Just a few days left to decide if you're buying an expensive gift for that special someone or breaking up with them for Christmas.
Just a few days left to decide if you're buying an expensive gift for that special someone or breaking up with them for Christmas.
Dave Dec 16, 2016 You can tell Santa is a man, because no woman would ever wear the same outfit every year.
Dave Dec 14, 2016 FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans.
FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans.
Dave Dec 9, 2016 A cute thing I tell my kids is that if you fart on Santa's lap, he's required by North Pole law to bring you two of everything you ask for.
A cute thing I tell my kids is that if you fart on Santa's lap, he's required by North Pole law to bring you two of everything you ask for.
Dave Dec 6, 2016 Are we doing "Secret Santa" this year? Because I accidentally bought some unsalted butter.
Dave Dec 3, 2016 The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.
Dave Nov 25, 2016 Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
Dave Nov 23, 2016 Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.