Funniest thing I have done on Omegle so far..

๖ۣۜZaldarius said:
Have them talk to johnathin for an hour?
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Nope. What you do is, go with them, they ask a s l , you type what they want to hear, they ask you sick shit. Respond correctly(How they would want you to respond) you keep doing this back and forth back and forth. THEN you say you want to send them your pics, they give you email(Here is good part.) SEARCH EMAIL ON FACEBOOK!. Take the chat, and post it on their page(Before or after you friend them.) Job done.
 
terdy10234 said:
Nope. What you do is, go with them, they ask a s l , you type what they want to hear, they ask you sick shit. Respond correctly(How they would want you to respond) you keep doing this back and forth back and forth. THEN you say you want to send them your pics, they give you email(Here is good part.) SEARCH EMAIL ON FACEBOOK!. Take the chat, and post it on their page(Before or after you friend them.) Job done.
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Only an idiot would give their actual email that they use for real shit like fb and twitter
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: m16
You: f 15 :D
You: you like masturbation? ;)
Stranger: love it
You: how about fucking bitches? ;)
Stranger: i tend to stay away from dogs like that.... last time was awkward
You: you don't like female dogs?
You: I'm a bitch
You: And I want you to teach me how to roll
Stranger: well...
Stranger: third times the charm
You: You teach me how to dougie instead?
You: Or you just teach me to bark with a penis in my mouth?
You: You type slow. Are you typing with your balls?
Stranger: typing one handed actually
You: other hand to ejaculate? Or shall I say create some milk
Stranger: lol pretty much.
You: Is it green?
Stranger: like shreak
You: shreak?
You: how the fuck is a shreak greeen
You: it's a mother fucking action
You: get educated mofo
You have disconnected.
 
I was dying reading this.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: m 18 usa
Stranger: hi
You: f 13 usa
Stranger: you horny?
You: yeah totally
You: you? :)
Stranger: kik?
You: yeah
Stranger: gimme your username?
You: thisisthefbi
You: that's it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Fuck you too, Germ-man
You: Skiallol
You: lol
You: :D
Stranger: german?
You: Nah
You: I'm American
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Question to discuss:
Stranger 1 is a pedo.
Stranger 2: Am not.
Stranger 2: She said she was 18.
Stranger 2: I didn't know she was 3.
Stranger 1: fffffffffffffffffuk
Stranger 2: ._.
Stranger 2: Awks~
Stranger 2: I won't do it again?
Stranger 2: Please?
Stranger 1: Okay I wont tell
Stranger 1: secret save with me
Stranger 1: how long is ur penis?
Stranger 2: 48 meters.
Stranger 2: But I only use like one.
Stranger 1: the fuck?
Stranger 2: Well, it would be kind of awkward.
Stranger 2: It i used it whole.
Stranger 2: If I*
Stranger 2: *blushes*
Stranger 1: when u get a boner
Stranger 1: cant go unnoticed huh
Stranger 2: My penis starts to violently uncoil.
Stranger 2: Until it reaches heavenly heights.
Stranger 2: Beaming into the sky.
Stranger 2: Proudly.
Stranger 2: Like a homo on a parade.
Stranger 1: are u homo?
Stranger 2: Eww, no.
Stranger 2: I like little girls.
Stranger 1: okay
Stranger 1: little?
Stranger 1: do u mean?
Stranger 2: Well, they can be big, as long as they are undeveloped.
Stranger 2: No pubes, delicious flat chest.
Stranger 2: That sort of things.
Stranger 2: Oh!
Stranger 2: And super tight vaginas.
Stranger 2: Gasm~
Stranger 1: no boobs?
Stranger 2: !
Stranger 2: No, not no boobs!
Stranger 2: Delicious flat chest.
Stranger 2: There's a difference between guys' chest and the chest of flat-chested girls.
Stranger 2: Dude, are you a virgin?
Stranger 2: Have you never fondled a flat-chested girl before, lol?
Stranger 1: shut up I'm a girl
Stranger 2: Their chest are so puffy.
Stranger 2: Oh.
Stranger 2: You really are?
Stranger 2: Then why did you ask about the size of my dick?
Stranger 1: cause I like dicks
Stranger 2: Wow, you're a faggot, dude.
Stranger 1: the fuck is wrong with u lol
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: if I was a dude why would I ask about ur penis?
Stranger 2: Same reason why you would ask me if you were a girl.
Stranger 2: You're a faggot.
Stranger 1: no Im not, I'm a girl who loves penises
Stranger 1: like any normal girl
Stranger 2: I.e. a faggot.
Stranger 2: Almost all girls are faggots.
Stranger 2: Acting like princesses.
Stranger 2: Like blowjobs and cocks.
Stranger 2: That's gay, dude.
Stranger 2: Even for a girl.
Stranger 2: Hands down.
Stranger 2: Anyway, you sound like a soggy-chested woman so.
Stranger 2: I'm gonna take off.
Stranger 2: Cya.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
 
Question to discuss:
surrender your dick now
Stranger 2: ooo
Stranger 2: where
Stranger 1: lol.. that's gay :/
Stranger 2: could be a girl saying that!
Stranger 1: i doubt it! :D
Stranger 2: You never know
Stranger 2: dude, stranger...
Stranger 1: girls aren't so straightforward normally..
Stranger 2: you gotta believe
Stranger 1: and i wouldn't wanna take the chances.. :D
Stranger 2: Believe in the power of the internets!
Stranger 1: lol..
Stranger 1: are you a soulmate of the dude who proposed the question?
Stranger 1: you're giving me the creeps.. :D
Stranger 2: I have once been inside a woman
Stranger 1: :/
Stranger 1: okay that's getting creepy..
Stranger 2: Not my dick though.
Stranger 1: i'm leaving..
Stranger 1: take care! :)
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 2: You must find oiut what was inside her
Stranger 2: Let me show you
Stranger 1: lol.. my mom also gave birth to me.. :P
Stranger 2: No..
Stranger 1: are you a surgeon? :D
Stranger 2: I once got my head into a girls vagina
Stranger 2: It took a lot of time
Stranger 2: but eventually i fit it in there
Stranger 1 has disconnected
 
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