As much as I get shit about this from my wife...
IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON FOR LITTLE GIRLS! WHY THE FUCK WOULD TEENAGE (AND OLDER) BOYS WATCH IT!?!?!?!?
When I was a teenage boy, we had prominent testicles and we watched shows like Beavis and Butthead, X-Men, and Batman. What the fuck has happened? It's not even gay, because there's ZERO wrong with being gay. It's another symptom of the pansification of America, where everybody's just turning into a such spineless pansies that even the little girls that MLP is meant for could whoop their asses.
Don't forget scrambled porn!