As a precursor, the only thing I had installed on this computer is Anvi Defender, from a few months back. I never installed this "Constant Guard" program.
This is all over my computer, and other computer downstairs. I ran Malwarebytes, anti-virus (paid for McAfee on the one downstairs, actually), and it tells me I'm clear. Whenever I open a web browser on here, though, this pops right the fuck up, blocking whatever it feels like. I can actually drag it with my mouse if I grab on the Xfinity banner, oddly.
I look into it myself, constantly dragging it out of the way. Apparently it may or may not be legit at all, and appears to be Comcast wanting you to pay for their fucking techs to do nothing to your computer on TeamViewer, or paying for their Constant Guard program.
That's what MY computer does when I click on the fucking "Take Action Now" button. However, the one downstairs claims, "IdentityTheftCreditCard", and apparently has other nonsensical "bot" names for people who have this as well. It says it was one problem, "viewed 486 times", and "Last Seen" this morning at 7:51 AM. It's my aunt's computer, but I assume it was on sleep at that time. Iunno.
How the fuck do I get rid of this?