Tomatketchup's Relationship Advice

[hXcjedders]

I am going to steal this question to help you with your situation!
1: Congratulation, you are now fully a supportive figure for mankind; please for the love of god wear a condom or else you will pay her for the next 18 years! You shall now bask in the glory of your muscularity.

1 ½: ...Oh god, what?

Oh, people still do that?

 

[Blade D_Hero]

What kind of accessories should I put on my tricycle so I can pick up all the ladies?

 

[Tomatketchup]

What kind of accessories should I put on my tricycle so I can pick up all the ladies?

A basket of Mariestads and then plaster Göteborg FF decals all over the thing.

 

[Blade D_Hero]

A basket of Mariestads and then plaster Göteborg FF decals all over the thing.

?

 

[Pinker-tan]

Göteborg FF sounds like an awfully shitty team

ur bad

 

[Pengy]

how do you have sex in public without being arrested?

 

[Tomatketchup]

how do you have sex in public without being arrested?

Why would you even do that to begin with?

 

[Truth Seeker]

how do you have sex in public without being arrested?

In a fountain in a town square in Italy, at 2:00 in the morning, with a waning gibbous hanging aloft, while high on ecstasy. It's foolproof.

 

[SgtGiraffe]

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this guy rakes in pussy you people listen to him now he knows what hes talking about

 

[hXcjedders]

Why would you even do that to begin with?

Because its fucking hot as hell to have the danger of being caught looming over your shoulder.

 

[Pengy]

Why would you even do that to begin with?

fine, then how do you mastrubate in public without being arrested?

 

[Dr.SteveBrule]

Disregard women. They will suck the mana straight out of your staff.

 

[hXcjedders]

Disregard women. They will suck the mana straight out of your staff.

What can you do for us then? Will you put more mana back in?