The Skial Holiday Thread

[RisenDemon]

Last Thanksgiving, I blew up a (cooked) turkey with some black powder and flint.
The Thanksgiving before that, I set the turkey on fire with a car battery and some cotton
This Thanksgiving, I got some anfo from a semi-reliable source....

 

[JayDee]

...I just want turkey damnit..

 

[RisenDemon]

...I just want turkey damnit..

Here ya go...

 

[JayDee]

Here ya go...

oh i c but look..

...I just want turkey damnit..

that ain't no capital T

 

[RisenDemon]

oh i c but look..

that ain't no capital T

Then here's what you should have said
"I want a turkey damnit"

 

[JayDee]

Then here's what you should have said
"I want a turkey damnit"

or

that ain't no capital T

 

[DeadHerald]

Yeah, let's assume JayDee is a drunken hobo so Airakah will have to send a free turkey to him.

Something tells me it's not the Turkey that he wants.

 

[RisenDemon]

...I just want turkey damnit..

Fine, do you want the one filled with anfo or blackpowder?
Or perhaps you'd want the one that has been marinading in gasoline for the past week?

 

[DeadHerald]

 

[KillerZebra]

http://www.inquisitr.com/160794/peta-wants-turkey-texas-to-change-name-to-tofurky-texas/

 

[Lord Scrambles]

Don't have very big plans for thanksgiving.

I might be traveling during Christmas, so I might be away for a few days. Though, past expierience has shown me that traveling during the holidays, tends to suck.

 

[DeadHerald]

http://www.inquisitr.com/160794/peta-wants-turkey-texas-to-change-name-to-tofurky-texas/

God damn hippies...

 

[W8baby]

http://www.inquisitr.com/160794/peta-wants-turkey-texas-to-change-name-to-tofurky-texas/

I would do it, it's free food!

 

[DeadHerald]

I would do it, it's free food!

What? That's not food, it's tofu...

 

[voodooelectricj]

What? That's not food, it's tofu...

would you rather they tried to feed you something like this > http://www.shmeat.com/ ?

 

[ModSe7en]

Actually, we have plenty of people in the US who line up for free shit. In fact, I can assure you that people will be giving away free meals to drunken hobos all day tomorrow. And that A-List Hollywood celebs will be there for photo-ops.

I'm actually one of the people giving free shit to drunken hobos tonight.

 

[DeadHerald]

would you rather they tried to feed you something like this > http://www.shmeat.com/ ?

It probably tastes like Tofu.

 

[ModSe7en]

http://www.inquisitr.com/160794/peta-wants-turkey-texas-to-change-name-to-tofurky-texas/

Laughed way harder than I should have.

 

[Ninja_DC]

Last Thanksgiving, I blew up a (cooked) turkey with some black powder and flint.
The Thanksgiving before that, I set the turkey on fire with a car battery and some cotton
This Thanksgiving, I got some anfo from a semi-reliable source....

You're always blowing up things...


Could Risen Demon be the..

Demoman...

Goddammit, it's true!

 

[DeadHerald]

I'm actually one of the people giving free shit to drunken hobos tonight.

You're what "Too-Tall" Jones called a "Co-Dependent Enabler"...