Muttonstache sighs in relief. "So what are we doing here? Oh did that guy get shot? Neat!"
Behold, the sudden plot twist.
ThirstyDonut says, "The only one who is getting shot here, is you, my dear Muttonstache.", and promptly shoots him in the chest.
 
Hi there. I am currently riding in a car and I'm bored as hell. But, I came up with this magnificent idea of creating one of the most epic adventure stories of all time and I'm going to let you guys write it. I want to see flamethrowers, tanks, nuns, nuns wielding flamethrowers riding in tanks, rainbows, explosions, everything. The only rules are that you can only write one sentence at a time, and you have to wait until someone else posts until you can post again.
With that in mind, I'll start..

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a majestic catfish named Harriet.