Hi there. I am currently riding in a car and I'm bored as hell. But, I came up with this magnificent idea of creating one of the most epic adventure stories of all time and I'm going to let you guys write it. I want to see flamethrowers, tanks, nuns, nuns wielding flamethrowers riding in tanks, rainbows, explosions, everything. The only rules are that you can only write one sentence at a time, and you have to wait until someone else posts until you can post again.
With that in mind, I'll start..
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a majestic catfish named Harriet.