Storytime

[ThirstyDonut]

Hi there. I am currently riding in a car and I'm bored as hell. But, I came up with this magnificent idea of creating one of the most epic adventure stories of all time and I'm going to let you guys write it. I want to see flamethrowers, tanks, nuns, nuns wielding flamethrowers riding in tanks, rainbows, explosions, everything. The only rules are that you can only write one sentence at a time, and you have to wait until someone else posts until you can post again.
With that in mind, I'll start..

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a majestic catfish named Harriet.

 

[ViperStriker]

There's been like 18 million threads like this but whateves.

He was a strapping young lad and quite smart.

 

[Pengy]

Not again... Oh fine...
One day he decided to go to the Church's area of the stream.

 

[VEGAN DAD]

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

 

[ThirstyDonut]

Just more stuff for the future generations to read.

But all of the sudden, he saw a shark

 

[VEGAN DAD]

BUT THEN THE SHARK ATE HIM. THE END.

 

[JonJon]

BUT THEN THE COOKIES AND GOLDFISH WE'RE LACED WITH RAT POISON. THE END.

stop writing in caps

 

[ViperStriker]

BUT THEN THE SHARK ATE HIM. THE END.

You're a faggot.

 

[ThirstyDonut]

Simply ignore the trolls.

But it was not the end, for Harriet was still alive in the shark's stomach

 

[VEGAN DAD]

GREAT STORY GUYS!
CREDITS:
ThirstyDonut
ViperStriker2011
PenguinOfGreatness
ypaoS
Jonanthan

Special Thanks:
HowIMetYourMother

Copyright 2012 Skial Enterprises

 

[HowIMetYourMother]

GREAT STORY GUYS!
CREDITS:
ThirstyDonut
ViperStriker2011
PenguinOfGreatness
ypaoS
Jonanthan

Copyright 2012 Skial Enterprises

can you put my name in there? Just because i mentaly suported you by rating thins neat

 

[Pinker-tan]

he pulled out his sword and cut through the sharks stomach and escaped

 

[VEGAN DAD]

can you put my name in there? Just because i mentaly suported you by rating thins neat

done and done

 

[ThirstyDonut]

But sadly, Harriet didn't notice that the water outside was mined... With mines.

 

[plz_do_not_showmyemployer]

Harriet being a worker in the mines as a child was put to work in the mines everyday, he loved the taste of sulfur dioxide as he dug.

 

[ThirstyDonut]

So with his magic mining abilities, Harriet disarmed the mines using his sulfur breath, but later found out that the sulfur dioxide had given him superpowers.

 

[SarcasticWisdom]

Can we get a NSFW Storytime? :D
Edit: http://www.skial.com/threads/nsfw-story.30983/

The super powers that Harriet got was X-Ray and flying.

 

[EvanFlew]

So with his magic mining abilities, Harriet disarmed the mines using his sulfur breath, but later found out that the sulfur dioxide had given him superpowers.

Then he pulled a handgun and shoot himself because his job was awful, end.

 

[VEGAN DAD]

Then he pulled a handgun and shoot himself because his job was awful, end.

KICK ASS SEQUEL YA'LL
CREDITS: (in order of appearance)
ThirstyDonut
Mrfugets
SarcasticWisdom
EvanFlew

Copyright 2012 Skial Enterprises
in association with FleshLight and Wilson & Sons Child Caskets

 

[plz_do_not_showmyemployer]

So with his magic mining abilities, Harriet disarmed the mines using his sulfur breath, but later found out that the sulfur dioxide had given him superpowers.

Then he pulled a handgun and shoot himself because his job was awful, end.

Harriet's vivid imagination made him believe he had superpowers like fire breath, but in reality he had contracted lung cancer.