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But, he got around this lung cancer by selling meth to provide money for his poor family, because he got crappy wages at the mines.
 
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Pinker-Tan
MrsFugets
SarcasticWisdom
EvanFlew AKA Aloo Snackbar

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And in reality, he was, because he had gotten every catfish in the tristream region to try his meth, and they were addicted
 
But Harriet was still alive and realized that something else killed the other catfish, because meth doesn't cause lung cancer.
 
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a majestic catfish named Harriet,
he was a strapping young lad and quite smart.
One day he decided to go to the Church's area of the stream.
But all of the sudden, he saw a shark
Then the shark ate him
But it was not the end, for Harriet was still alive in the shark's stomach
he pulled out his sword and cut through the sharks stomach and escaped
But sadly, Harriet didn't notice that the water outside was mined... With mines.
Harriet being a worker in the mines as a child was put to work in the mines everyday, he loved the taste of sulfur dioxide as he dug.
So with his magic mining abilities, Harriet disarmed the mines using his sulfur breath, but later found out that the sulfur dioxide had given him superpowers.
The super powers that Harriet got was X-Ray and flying.
But, he got around this lung cancer by selling meth to provide money for his poor family, because he got crappy wages at the mines.
His vivid imagination made him believe he was getting paid.
And in reality, he was, because he had gotten every catfish in the tristream region to try his meth, and they were addicted
THEN HE SHOOT HIMSELF WHILE HE WAS ON HOSPITAL, BECAUSE HIS LIFE WAS AWFUL, THE FUCKING END
 
EvanFlew - SELLING CRATES said:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a majestic catfish named Harriet,
he was a strapping young lad and quite smart.
One day he decided to go to the Church's area of the stream.
But all of the sudden, he saw a shark
Then the shark ate him
But it was not the end, for Harriet was still alive in the shark's stomach
he pulled out his sword and cut through the sharks stomach and escaped
But sadly, Harriet didn't notice that the water outside was mined... With mines.
Harriet being a worker in the mines as a child was put to work in the mines everyday, he loved the taste of sulfur dioxide as he dug.
So with his magic mining abilities, Harriet disarmed the mines using his sulfur breath, but later found out that the sulfur dioxide had given him superpowers.
The super powers that Harriet got was X-Ray and flying.
But, he got around this lung cancer by selling meth to provide money for his poor family, because he got crappy wages at the mines.
His vivid imagination made him believe he was getting paid.
And in reality, he was, because he had gotten every catfish in the tristream region to try his meth, and they were addicted
THEN HE SHOOT HIMSELF WHILE HE WAS ON HOSPITAL, BECAUSE HIS LIFE WAS AWFUL, THE FUCKING END
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Except he missed and only blew out part of his eye and cheek.
 
Dr.Incest, the worlds shittiest doctor ended up fucking up his eye and cheek even more.
"LOL WHOOPS" said Dr.Incest
"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" said Harriet.
then the two went to the waiting room with all the patient patients (lol get it)
and made disgusting, poopy love with each other's bum holes.
 
oh god, why...
But after the incestuous, poopy love, Harriet killed the evil doctor and continued on his journey.
 
Driving down the 405, on his way to Costa Mesa, Harriet was stopped by police and taken into questioning for the murder of Dr.Incest.
 
The police were not amused because this is the 4768905395736783596237395789235th thread about making a story.
 
ModSe7en said:
He was magically still alive or something, and the pilot was not amused with his faggotry.
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too bad.
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