Invalid I think I was unjustly banned...

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-=S_K=- Auntie Pooptickle

-=S_K=- Auntie Pooptickle

Scarcely Lethal Noob
Hello,

My comrade, Momma Pooptickler, and I were banned for one day from Skial servers. We were accused of griefing for setting up some teleporters. These teleporters, in their special position, created the patented "Infinite Funtime Teleporter Machine," which allows users to teleport forever with no extra effort on their part!

We believe that because we allowed Skial players to use this device free of charge, we should not only be unbanned but also compensated for both the inconvenience and cost of the device. After much arbitration, we have determined that $3,500 USD (or 75 earbuds) will be proper compensation.

Thank you and good day,

Auntie Pooptickler
 
I'm afraid that would be insufficient to cover even a small portion of the materials used to create the Infinite Funtime Teleporter Machine, let alone labor or compensation for our pain and suffering.
 
How could I redeem these points for legal tender? I appreciate your kudos for creativity. Momma and I worked very hard to develop this device, and we would appreciate compensation.
 
I really like this guy. Kudos to you sir.

But nice try :). I will leave the final decision to gwor though.
 
-=S_K=- Auntie Pooptickle said:
Hello,

My comrade, Momma Pooptickler, and I were banned for one day from Skial servers. We were accused of griefing for setting up some teleporters. These teleporters, in their special position, created the patented "Infinite Funtime Teleporter Machine," which allows users to teleport forever with no extra effort on their part!

We believe that because we allowed Skial players to use this device free of charge, we should not only be unbanned but also compensated for both the inconvenience and cost of the device. After much arbitration, we have determined that $3,500 USD (or 75 earbuds) will be proper compensation.

Thank you and good day,

Auntie Pooptickler
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May I ask what kind of drugs you and your mate are on?
 
BadGuy said:
maybe the box holds an actual life for you
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Maybe the box also has an actual brain in it for you. Because of course we're going to give you 75 buds. Especially to someone named Auntie Pooptickler :facepalm: Like, seriously?
 
Yeah, it was nice to see an actual unban request in nice grammar. Usually it's like, " y u bna me??? i done nthing rong"
Well, at least that's how I see it...
 
TheStereo said:
Maybe the box also has an actual brain in it for you. Because of course we're going to give you 75 buds. Especially to someone named Auntie Pooptickler :facepalm: Like, seriously?
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Hey now, Mrs. Pooptickler is good friends with my Grandma Cuntwaffle.
Gentlest soul in the province. She makes me cookies every Christmas.
 
TheStereo said:
Maybe the box also has an actual brain in it for you. Because of course we're going to give you 75 buds. Especially to someone named Auntie Pooptickler :facepalm: Like, seriously?
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Sir, I'm afraid I don't follow. My partner is a economics major, he is very well-versed in compensation for legal mishaps such as this. 75 buds is a very reasonable quantity, I think. Especially given the utility and entertainment factor of the Infinite Funtime Teleporter Machine.
 
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