You: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: f 16
You: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: where am i
You: is this north carolina
Stranger: well you should be in my bed babe
You: but is this north carolina
Stranger: yeah babe
You: its so weird
Stranger: i know baby
You: theres all these weird steel creatures with wheels for legs
You: i am so confused
Stranger: its okay baby you horny
You: and these flat metallic things that show people
You: i am horny
You: as shit
You: for this weird future i have come to
You: tell me
You: what is a subway
Stranger: i dunno baby wanna dirty talk
You: sure
You: let me get my horse
Stranger: you m yeah?
You: yes
You: so is my horse
Stranger: age?
You: me or the horse's
Stranger: both
You: im 18, my steed is 6 years
You: has served in the thirty years wars
You: ready to mount up
You: so what do you want to do with it
Stranger: ahhh nice could i ride it
You: sure, let me get the saddle
You: there you go
You: jump up
Stranger: its big
You: yes, he has served me well
Stranger: ahhh good what you up to then?
You: i am trying to figure out how these weird clothes work
You: theyre so simple
You: no buttons
Stranger: i know all zips now
You: zip zap zop
You: just going to try to pull it up
You: oh god
You: oh fuck
You: i think im stuck
Stranger: i'll open it for you...with my mouth..
You: splendid
You: my fingers are sore
Stranger: too sore to finger me?:(
You: oh my
You: finger you?
You: i thought finger was a subjective
Stranger has disconnected.
I've never been good with women.