Engineer, who viewed the spectacle from another building knocked his helmet back with a throw of his thumb. Nearly paralyzed from fear, he simply said ...

"Now I've seen everything."
 
Engineer then fell from the building, falling into Dwayne Johnson’s mouth
 
Mighty Gaben then released his potent seed all over his half dead franchises, shaking in satisfaction at seeing his man juices dribble all over his career.
 
Gaben then stared wide-eyed at his franchises which began to shake and move, coming to life due to his genetic blast
 
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....
 
Starting with Unturned, the downgraded version of Minecraft and DayZ that only little kids play.
 
But then T-wayne awoke again, realising he had fallen asleep at his desk playing minesweeper, and that it was still 1998.
 
but when he looked in the mirror his ass had swapped with his head
 
The cycle continued, random shit happening and waking up to find out it was a dream over and over and over again in an endless loop.
 
This is the story of a man named T-wayne.

T-wayne worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.

Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.

Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.

This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending,

T-wayne relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.

And T-wayne was happy.
 
Until one day, T-wayne decided to break the routine and stick a huge cacti up his prostate.