Defibyoulater

Australian Skial God
Contributor
Engineer, who viewed the spectacle from another building knocked his helmet back with a throw of his thumb. Nearly paralyzed from fear, he simply said ...

"Now I've seen everything."
 

User

Spectacularly Lethal Soldier
Contributor
Engineer then fell from the building, falling into Dwayne Johnson’s mouth
 

sehcturc

Wicked Nasty Engineer
Contributor
Mighty Gaben then released his potent seed all over his half dead franchises, shaking in satisfaction at seeing his man juices dribble all over his career.
 

Blade D_Hero

Moderator
Contributor
Gaben then stared wide-eyed at his franchises which began to shake and move, coming to life due to his genetic blast
 

sehcturc

Wicked Nasty Engineer
Contributor
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....
 

Tyknighter

Positively Inhumane Poster
Starting with Unturned, the downgraded version of Minecraft and DayZ that only little kids play.
 

Maddo

Gaben's Own Aimbot
Contributor
But then T-wayne awoke again, realising he had fallen asleep at his desk playing minesweeper, and that it was still 1998.
 

User

Spectacularly Lethal Soldier
Contributor
but when he looked in the mirror his ass had swapped with his head
 

Gamer4605

Banned
The cycle continued, random shit happening and waking up to find out it was a dream over and over and over again in an endless loop.
 

sehcturc

Wicked Nasty Engineer
Contributor
This is the story of a man named T-wayne.

T-wayne worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.

Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.

Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.

This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending,

T-wayne relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.

And T-wayne was happy.
 

Newbie

Uncharitable Spy
Until one day, T-wayne decided to break the routine and stick a huge cacti up his prostate.