Continue Richard’s story

[Maddo]

No lube he thought... then it dawned on him, it was a cacti that produced mescaline..

 

[Tyknighter]

But that cacti was actual a cactus and he ran right into it.

 

[User]

he was then taken to hospital and soon realised he was 5 months pregnant

 

[Newbie]

The hospital staff then fed T-wayne 3,3 Tacos.

 

[sehcturc]

he's pregnant with the anti-christ

 

[Gamer4605]

The anti christ then said: “t-Wayne, this isn’t right....” T-Wayne then remembered everything. The hospital, the celebrities and the destruction and rebirth of the earth. Suddenly, he wakes up.....
(From this point the story is no longer narrated by the Stanley parable narrator)

 

[User]

T-Wayne then realised he was the great great great great great grandson of Richard

 

[Jermaphobe]

The story is now narrated by Bennet Foddy

 

[Newbie]

T-Wayne, who now realised only Jermaphobe will be able to satisfy his primal needs, proposed to Jerma via Tf2.

 

[Jermaphobe]

Unfortunately, only to realize Jerma blocked him

 

[Newbie]

T-Wayne, aggravated by Jerma's rejection began stalking him to get measurements for Jermaphobe doll to satisfy his urgent needs.

 

[Jermaphobe]

 

[Newbie]

 

[sehcturc]

Jerma reached towards his crotch, feeling increasingly hot and bothered..

 

[Pansmith]

Jerma reached towards his crotch, feeling increasingly hot and bothered..

And applied icy hot cream to quell the pain down there.

But little did he know...

 

[Tyknighter]

But Bottiger came out of no where and used toxic spikes, a move he stole from Pokemon.

 

[sehcturc]

Bottiger stole Jerma's dick, it was super effective.

 

[Maddo]

as a toothpick

 

[Newbie]

Jerma, now doomed to live the rest of his life without his peepee, became depressed.

 

[Gamer4605]

Jerma then did the unthinkable. He RIPPED OFF BOTTIGER’S BEAK