As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

Never tell your password to anyone.
7:52 PM - SarcasticWisdom: mmm
7:52 PM - SarcasticWisdom: rub that peanut butter on me
7:52 PM - SarcasticWisdom: PLEASE
7:52 PM - SarcasticWisdom: PLEASE
7:52 PM - SarcasticWisdom: LICK MY DING DONG
7:53 PM - SarcasticWisdom: AND GET SOM JELLY
7:53 PM - [Skial]Devin64156 is now Offline.
7:53 PM - Your state is set to Offline.
7:53 PM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
7:53 PM - Connected again and rejoined chat.
7:53 PM - [Skial]Devin64156 is now Online.
7:54 PM - [Skial]Devin64156: yu fell asleep during your bpj time
7:54 PM - [Skial]Devin64156: you*
7:54 PM - SarcasticWisdom: :O
7:54 PM - [Skial]Devin64156: viper had fun
7:55 PM - [Skial]Devin64156: and i ran out of jelly
7:55 PM - SarcasticWisdom: so you used your own?
7:55 PM - SarcasticWisdom: im guessing
7:55 PM - [Skial]Devin64156: no i used butter
7:55 PM - SarcasticWisdom: ooh
7:55 PM - [Skial]Devin64156: you had some in the fridge
7:57 PM - SarcasticWisdom: ooh
7:57 PM - SarcasticWisdom: thats good
7:57 PM - SarcasticWisdom: i woulda been pissed
7:57 PM - SarcasticWisdom: if they didnt have any
7:57 PM - [Skial]Devin64156: and thing elce you need sweety
7:58 PM - SarcasticWisdom: nope
 
11:54 PM - sboles66: OKAY
11:54 PM - sboles66: FIRST YOU HAD MY CURIOSITY (I spelled it right the first time lol)
11:54 PM - sboles66: *CURIOUSITY
11:54 PM - sboles66: WHAT EVER
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Still worng nerd
11:54 PM - sboles66: NOW YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Worng
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Worgn
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Words are stupid
11:54 PM - sboles66: xD
 
Didnt save the convo but got added about my shaman mask(5.5 buds)

Me: Hello
Guy: I'll offer some burning unusual (3.2 buds checked price after convo)
Me: No thanks not looking for another unusual
Guy: Fuck off then
Guy: Stupid fucking cunt
Me: Nice to meet you too
Removed him from friends list
 
Saturday, June 1, 2013
12:14 PM - imbedderdanu: Hi
12:14 PM - SarcasticWisdom: hello
12:15 PM - imbedderdanu: Are you trading any of your trading cards?
12:15 PM - imbedderdanu: For tf2 metal maybe?
12:16 PM - imbedderdanu: what do you think?
12:16 PM - SarcasticWisdom: which ones are you looking for exactly
12:16 PM - imbedderdanu: Well
12:16 PM - imbedderdanu: Any
12:17 PM - SarcasticWisdom: how much metal for each card?
12:17 PM - imbedderdanu: uhm
12:17 PM - imbedderdanu: give me an offer
12:18 PM - imbedderdanu: ok
12:18 PM - imbedderdanu: uhm
12:18 PM - imbedderdanu: not really sure what you want for them
12:19 PM - SarcasticWisdom: i want anal
12:19 PM - SarcasticWisdom: for them
12:19 PM - imbedderdanu: .66 for all the tf2 cards
12:19 PM - imbedderdanu: anal?
12:19 PM - imbedderdanu: deal
12:19 PM - imbedderdanu: When
12:20 PM - SarcasticWisdom: .66? the fuck faggot this aint a faggot ass little toy store for little bitches this is a real deal motha fuck if you aint going to take me seriously go shove another cock up your ass
12:21 PM - imbedderdanu: K
12:21 PM - imbedderdanu: .66 for both tf2 cards
12:22 PM - SarcasticWisdom: the fuck
 
Recent conversation with Seth. I just took part of it, but I was making him mad throughout the whole thing.

5:10 PM - sboles66: I got a question
5:11 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: wahats dadat
5:11 PM - sboles66: Do you watch/ever heard of SethBling
5:11 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: heard of him
5:11 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: him be mince rafting
5:11 PM - sboles66: he could find the cure for cancer with fucking redstone
5:11 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: Cancer doesn't exist in Minecraft
5:11 PM - sboles66: No
5:11 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: would be interesting if it did though
5:12 PM - sboles66: I mean REAL cancer
5:12 PM - sboles66: that would be so stupid
5:12 PM - sboles66: imagine playing minecraft then you get cancer
5:12 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: Real Cancer doesn't exist in Minecraft either
5:12 PM - sboles66: No no no
5:12 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: Sorry to burst your bubble
5:12 PM - sboles66: he could find the cure for REAL cancer with redstone
5:13 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: Except for the fact that REAL Cancer doesn't exist in Minecraft
5:13 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: :3
5:13 PM - sboles66: you think mother fucker -_-
5:13 PM - sboles66: Lol
5:13 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: I don't think abot fucking mothers
5:13 PM - Penguin, the Great and Powerful: I just fuck 'em
5:13 PM - sboles66: GOD FUCKING DAAAAAMNIT
5:14 PM - sboles66 is now Online.
 
8:03 PM - sboles66: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=150132543
8:09 PM - sboles66: Look at it and then laugh. Also http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/sticky
8:21 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°• is now Online.
8:21 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: I was looking at the sniper and was like wat
8:21 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Then I saw the slay vote
8:21 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: 11/10 is good
8:22 PM - sboles66: this guy on US VSH thinks mexican is a race
8:22 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Yeah dude
8:22 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: I Mexican
8:22 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: You Mexican
8:22 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: He/she/we Mexican
8:22 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Mexicology
8:22 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: The study of Mexico
8:22 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: FIRST GRADE STUFF SETH
8:22 PM - sboles66: Mexico
8:23 PM - sboles66: Wumbo
8:23 PM - sboles66: MY GOD
8:23 PM - sboles66: YOU GENIUS
8:23 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: If you turn the W upside down
8:23 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: They look alike
8:23 PM - sboles66: Mumbo
8:23 PM - sboles66: MUMBO
8:23 PM - sboles66: FROM BANJO KAZOOIE
8:23 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Someone who made Banjo Kazooie is probably a Mexican
8:23 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: YES
8:24 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: IT ALL MAKES SENSE
8:24 PM - sboles66: there actually british
8:24 PM - sboles66: Rare LTD BRA
8:24 PM - sboles66: did you ever play banjo kazooie
8:24 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Yeah dood
8:24 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: PS1 boy
8:25 PM - sboles66: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFT
8:25 PM - sboles66: N64
8:25 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Looser
8:25 PM - sboles66: Its on Nintendo 64
8:25 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: PS1 was better
8:25 PM - sboles66: Banjo kazooie is nintendo
8:25 PM - sboles66: WAS
8:25 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: PS1
8:25 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Oh crap
8:25 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Crash Bandicoot
8:25 PM - sboles66: xD
8:25 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Oops
 
8:56 PM - DR>BREEN has been invited to chat.
8:56 PM - DR>BREEN entered chat.
8:56 PM - DR>BREEN: wut
8:56 PM - SarcasticWisdom: IM A BARBIE GIRL
8:56 PM - SarcasticWisdom: IN A MOTHER FUCKING BARBIE
8:56 PM - SarcasticWisdom: WORLD
8:56 PM - DR>BREEN: n*****
8:57 PM - DR>BREEN left chat.
8:57 PM - SarcasticWisdom: MY BOOBS ARE PLASTIC
8:57 PM - [HSG] Darth Vader: join i invite u
8:57 PM - SarcasticWisdom: ITS SO FANTASTIC

i'm so bored
 
11:52 PM - sboles66: gid damn
11:52 PM - sboles66: 1.66 for a battery canteen?
11:52 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Jeebs
11:52 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Too much
11:52 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: I wasted 1.33 on a Maul
11:52 PM - sboles66: regular maul?
11:53 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Nope
11:53 PM - sboles66: G?
11:53 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Yeah
11:53 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Isn't the price the same'
11:53 PM - sboles66: I thought those were like super rare
11:53 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Really?
11:53 PM - sboles66: Like a bud or something
11:53 PM - sboles66: Idk
11:53 PM - sboles66: I remmeber it being worth a lot
11:53 PM - sboles66: last year
11:53 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: :0
11:53 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: 7 keys
11:53 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: HOLY DICKS
11:54 PM - sboles66: Lol
11:54 PM - sboles66: you looked it up on outpost too?
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: CRAPPACK>TF
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: NO
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: TRADE SERVER
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: JEIGJEGJEGJeKJG
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: That's neat
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: SOme nerd must not have seen that it said GENUINE
11:54 PM - sboles66: you fucking shark
11:54 PM - sboles66: Imma report u
11:54 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: LOL"
11:55 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: I'm keeping my Maul
11:55 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE IT
11:55 PM - {BFB} Blade_Hero•°°•: JEEBS
11:55 PM - sboles66: Thats hilarious
11:55 PM - sboles66: 1 minute ago "I wasted 1.33 on a maul..."
 
<03:32:34> "Lord Scrambles": Everything leads back to pony porn, it's like the illuminati
 
00:21 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: hi
00:21 - EVIL EB: hey
00:21 - EVIL EB: may i help
00:21 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: yea
00:21 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: i trade
00:22 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: card the counter go
00:22 - EVIL EB: ?
00:22 - EVIL EB: card for csgo
00:22 - EVIL EB: ?
00:22 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: you have no?
00:22 - EVIL EB: yea i do but i dont sell it
00:22 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: no selling?
00:22 - EVIL EB: no
00:22 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: ook
00:22 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: :(
00:23 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: and iteams the dota 2
00:23 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: ?
00:23 - EVIL EB: depends
00:23 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: iteam the batraider
00:23 - EVIL EB: ?
00:23 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: bat
00:24 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: mount
00:24 - EVIL EB: yah ai do
00:24 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: accept offers?
00:24 - EVIL EB: offer?
00:24 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: yes
00:24 - EVIL EB: offere
00:25 - Aceitaste o pedido de troca de [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®.
00:25 - *He add 6 cancer commons*
00:25 - EVIL EB: ?
00:25 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: yes
00:25 - EVIL EB: no
00:26 - EVIL EB: just put what you got to trade
00:26 - EVIL EB: then i select
00:26 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: no
00:27 - EVIL EB: you only offer shitty items
00:27 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: 6 iteam for your iteam
00:27 - EVIL EB: im not a dumbass
00:27 - EVIL EB: really stop trying to shark
00:29 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: o.0
00:29 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: nop
00:30 - [Hc]° ĵΦКэ®: fuc u

He never talked to me again
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, July 02, 2013
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Lobby tiem nucka
Commander Derpy: kkk
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Raychism
Commander Derpy: pls no repert
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Actually no one is online
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Maybe later
Commander Derpy: Fgts
Commander Derpy: Do you have the new crate?
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Nope
Commander Derpy: WHAT THE FUCK DO WE USE THESE FAGGOT CLAIM CHECKS FOR THEN
Commander Derpy: srsly
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Magic
Commander Derpy: Perfect
Commander Derpy: One is on the market for $5
Commander Derpy: gg
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: Best deel
Meh
 
ViperStriker: DOOD
TEhMAn92: ey
ViperStriker: May I have your Steam Trading Cards?
TEhMAn92: ...
TEhMAn92: as in trade or?
ViperStriker: I'll buy em all for a Ref.
ViperStriker: But free would be nice. c:
TEhMAn92:
ViperStriker: Come on.
ViperStriker: pls
ViperStriker: You'd be literally dabes
TEhMAn92: comon man :b
ViperStriker: 2 Ref for em all.
ViperStriker: pls
ViperStriker: I'll love you forever and ever.
ViperStriker: HURRY
ViperStriker: HE'S GONNA LEAVE
TEhMAn92: i'm just gonna give you all 25 of my cards just for the hell of it
ViperStriker: PLEASE
ViperStriker: YAY
TEhMAn92: dude
ViperStriker: DO IT
ViperStriker: IS GOOD
ViperStriker: HURRY, HE'S FRNEHC AND HE'LL LEAVE
ViperStriker: FRENCH*
TEhMAn92: mhmmm....
ViperStriker: asdf
TEhMAn92: and why do you need them oh so godly bad
ViperStriker: CAUSE
ViperStriker: I'MA YOLO
ViperStriker: SO GO
ViperStriker: HURRY
TEhMAn92: *coughs*
ViperStriker: asdfghjkhgfghjknb
ViperStriker: PLEASE
ViperStriker: GOD NOW
ViperStriker: YOU'RE FUCKING ME, TONY
ViperStriker: PLEASE
ViperStriker had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
ViperStriker: Dude.
ViperStriker: Come on.
ViperStriker had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
ViperStriker: AGH
ViperStriker: WHY DO YOU DO THIS
TEhMAn92: cause i like badges
ViperStriker: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT
ViperStriker: CAUSING ME PAIN
TEhMAn92: and my sis would kill me if i got rid of my issac cards
ViperStriker: FINE, THE OTHER ONES
ViperStriker: GODDAMN
TEhMAn92: mhmmmm
ViperStriker: PLEASE
ViperStriker: PLEASE
ViperStriker: PLEASE
ViperStriker: I BEG YOU
TEhMAn92: you've still hadn't told me why you need them :b
ViperStriker: TO SELL OKAY
ViperStriker: TO MAKE HUGE DOSH
ViperStriker: AND BUY A S. ORIGINAL
ViperStriker: OKAY
ViperStriker: I'M LIKE @ REF AWAY
TEhMAn92: so you want to make profit off of me
ViperStriker: 2*
ViperStriker: I'LL GIVE YOU 2 REF FOR EM, FUCK
TEhMAn92: dude, they're like a ref per card aside from tf2, which are at least a rec
ViperStriker: be a pal
ViperStriker: pls
TEhMAn92: you're basically asking me for free keys yaknow
ViperStriker: literally a turd
TEhMAn92: dude, you're a friend and all, but shit man
ViperStriker: Dude.
ViperStriker: I would literally kill for a S. Original.
ViperStriker: If someone handed me a gun, Id go to prison for one.
ViperStriker: I'm like 2 Ref away.
ViperStriker: And you're fucking me out of it.
 
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°• added Refined Metal 00:00:30
You added :sentry: 00:00:32
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°• is ready 00:00:34
sboles66: 1.33 00:00:39
{BSB} Blade_Hero•°°•: ARE YOU WANT TO DIE
00:00:44
You are ready 00:00:54
 
8:48 PM - Commander Derpy: Should I name it Blaze It?
8:48 PM - sboles66: did I make you feel bad
8:48 PM - Commander Derpy: No faggot
8:48 PM - sboles66: NO
8:48 PM - sboles66: NO
8:48 PM - sboles66: NO
8:48 PM - sboles66: NO
8:48 PM - Commander Derpy: #420
8:48 PM - sboles66: DONT RUIN MY CHILD HOOD WITH YOUR FAGGOTY ASS SHIT
8:48 PM - Commander Derpy: 2original
8:48 PM - Commander Derpy: Can't handle my swag
8:48 PM - Commander Derpy: #swaggin\
8:49 PM - Commander Derpy: Ok I did it
8:49 PM - sboles66: You faggot
8:49 PM - sboles66: I hat u
8:49 PM - Commander Derpy: HATS?
8:50 PM - Commander Derpy: GIMMIE
You added The Powdered Practitioner 20:51:51
You added The Tyurtlenek 20:51:51
You added Vintage Pyrovision Goggles 20:51:55
You added The Tyurtlenek 20:51:57
You added Bolted Bombardier 20:51:58
You added Der Wintermantel 20:51:59
You added The Heavy-Weight Champ 20:52:00
You added The Byte'd Beak 20:52:02
You added Firewall Helmet 20:52:03
You added Battery Canteens 20:52:04
You added The Robot Running Man 20:52:05
You added The Timeless Topper 20:52:07
You added The Bot Dogger 20:52:08
You added Platinum Pickelhaube 20:52:10
You added The Tungsten Toque 20:52:12
You added The FR-0 20:52:13
You added The Filamental 20:52:14
You added Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat 20:52:15
You added Genuine Glengarry Bonnet 20:52:16
You added Genuine Robot Chicken Hat 20:52:17
You added Genuine Archimedes 20:52:19
You added Bill's Hat 20:52:20
You added Titanium Tyrolean 20:52:21
You added The Mair Mask 20:52:22
You added Chieftain's Challenge 20:52:23
You added Sergeant's Drill Hat 20:52:24
You added Honcho's Headgear 20:52:25
sboles66: YOU TAKE MY HATS YOU TAKE MY VIRGINITY WITH YOU20:52:40
 
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