As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

Nunca reveles a tua palavra-passe a ninguém.
♣ 007.medo: need tf2 hack
Mago das Cotas: wat
♣ 007.medo: tf2 hack
♣ 007.medo: uts unbelivable
♣ 007.medo está agora Offline.
 
6:11 PM - SarcasticWisdom: Do you really like giraffes
6:11 PM - SarcasticWisdom: or is this all an act?
6:12 PM - SgtGiraffe™ is now Offline.
 
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So I message a dude about pub shenanigans and walk off to make some tea while he responds. He was doing MGE at the time, so I figured he'd be slow to respond and I could get away with being AFK.

Then my cat shows up. Little fucker sits on my keyboard and in under one minute sends hundreds of "M" messages before I yank him off and perform damage control.

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tomat@kmail.com: TOXIK
tomat@kmail.com: HOLY SHIT
Toxik: wut
tomat@kmail.com: i have like
tomat@kmail.com: the best idea
tomat@kmail.com: eve
tomat@kmail.com: rr
tomat@kmail.com: rrr
tomat@kmail.com: r
tomat@kmail.com: rrrrrrrrrrrr
tomat@kmail.com: r
tomat@kmail.com: rr
tomat@kmail.com: r
tomat@kmail.com: rrrr
tomat@kmail.com: okay
tomat@kmail.com: so
tomat@kmail.com: like
tomat@kmail.com: you know how some pokemon evolve by leveling them in certain places
tomat@kmail.com: right
tomat@kmail.com: yes you do
tomat@kmail.com: okay
tomat@kmail.com: so what if pikachu would evolve in italy
tomat@kmail.com: he would evolve into pizzachu
tomat@kmail.com: am i not fucking genialius
tomat@kmail.com: i am
Toxik: you
Toxik: are a fucking retard
 
Politically Correct Ketchup: you could try something swedish
Bigshula: i make swedish meatballs
Bigshula: frequently
Politically Correct Ketchup: you havent tasted real swedish meatballs tho
Bigshula: link me the correct recipe that you guys follow and i can see how close it is
Politically Correct Ketchup: i never said anything about any recipe
Politically Correct Ketchup: wink
Politically Correct Ketchup: wink
Bigshula: ugh
 
As always when I get board I head off and put on my very expensive items and jump into the minecraft trade server. Well when I get there I always like to use the doner commands because all of the little kids cry and call hax. This one kid named snow or some thing like that hit f7 and reported me to valve. Well this kid added me and started a little chat.

(Pootis steam beep noise here)

Never tell your password to anyone.
[Skial]Devin64156: hello
KrispyTowel69: what hacks r u using?
[Skial]Devin64156: magic ones
[Skial]Devin64156: and a lot of crack
KrispyTowel69: i want them can u tell me their names?
[Skial]Devin64156: nope.avi gabe newl wont want me to tell you the hax he uses
KrispyTowel69 is now Away.
KrispyTowel69 is now Offline.
 
For the people who wander why don't post reports much this is what happens.

Never tell your password to anyone.
[Skial]Devin64156: spammer minecraft trade name is norfolk
Ruelel is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[Skial]Devin64156: he is playing the duck song

(Kid gets muted)

Ruelel is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. (Makes a swift exit)
[Skial]Devin64156: thanks
Ruelel is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

He is like a dam efficient admin robot!!! In out and not a word spoken.
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
千斤頂: HI :D
[Skial]Devin64156: Hello
[Skial]Devin64156: I am a battle hardend heavy if you need one
千斤頂: Your add?
千斤頂: dnt have a team
千斤頂: do you have a bills hat?
[Skial]Devin64156: nope
[Skial]Devin64156: i thought ypu made a post in ugc
[Skial]Devin64156: you*
千斤頂: i did but i'm new to that so i was like fucck
[Skial]Devin64156: ahh
千斤頂: Can I have that robo sandvich i'll trade you something for that
[Skial]Devin64156: its gota be 5 or 6 buds
千斤頂: Oh
千斤頂: Can I have a soldier hat :D
千斤頂: How did you get that thing anyway?
千斤頂: robo sand
[Skial]Devin64156: the only way you can get it is to trade for it
[Skial]Devin64156: there are only 238 left in tf2
千斤頂: can i have it :D
千斤頂: Or can I have that heavy unusal yoy have?
[Skial]Devin64156: nope.avi
千斤頂: I'll give you everythign in my bp for that robo sandvich
[Skial]Devin64156: its 5-6 buds or its a no go
千斤頂: I mean it!
千斤頂: Oh about that unusal?
[Skial]Devin64156: there is no price on it since its the first one of 2 in tf2
[Skial]Devin64156: with that effect
千斤頂 is now Offline.

Why do I get people like this :megusta:
 
DaivdBaekr said:
So I message a dude about pub shenanigans and walk off to make some tea while he responds. He was doing MGE at the time, so I figured he'd be slow to respond and I could get away with being AFK.

Then my cat shows up. Little fucker sits on my keyboard and in under one minute sends hundreds of "M" messages before I yank him off and perform damage control.

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I find it hard to believe that a cat can hit the enter key after every M keystroke. Out of the cats I've had, they would hit the enter key only once after some weird message spews out with them laying there.
 
NothingMuchHereToSay said:
I find it hard to believe that a cat can hit the enter key after every M keystroke. Out of the cats I've had, they would hit the enter key only once after some weird message spews out with them laying there.
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Yeah that's what I never figured out. When I scrolled up through the log I thought all those "M"s would be preceded by something else, but nope. Despite these keys being somewhat rigid and my cat's ass covering 60+% of the keyboard, only uniform, single "M"s were sent.

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Devin64156 said:
For the people who wander why don't post reports much this is what happens.

Never tell your password to anyone.
[Skial]Devin64156: spammer minecraft trade name is norfolk
Ruelel is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[Skial]Devin64156: he is playing the duck song

(Kid gets muted)

Ruelel is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. (Makes a swift exit)
[Skial]Devin64156: thanks
Ruelel is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

He is like a dam efficient admin robot!!! In out and not a word spoken.
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Rue for best admin.
 
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