As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

hXcjedders: heh
hXcjedders: women make ya do things
hXcjedders: this chick i am talking to
hXcjedders: was making heavy suggestions that she didnt like facial hair
hXcjedders: so i finally caved
hXcjedders: i usually dont but i actually like this one
SasnarDash: nice
SasnarDash: i inly shave everyone now and again
SasnarDash: i dont think you have actually seen what i look like
hXcjedders: nope
hXcjedders: you're secret agent man
hXcjedders: lol
hXcjedders: what about crimmy
SasnarDash: that's one ugly chick
hXcjedders: XD
 
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Isn't really a P.M but it's funny
 
Swag(ง'̀-'́)ง: mmm hmm
Swag(ง'̀-'́)ง: the baconing
Swag(ง'̀-'́)ง: that sounds like an awesome game
Swag(ง'̀-'́)ง: baconize things
Incarno: It's fucking great.
Swag(ง'̀-'́)ง: Let me turn that couch into a bacon couch.
 
Slice of Meat [415fam]: whed 22:19:00​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: i go 22:19:03​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: to see who banned 22:19:10​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: me 22:19:12​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: you there/ 22:19:43​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: www.skial.com 22:19:47​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: oh 22:19:54​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: can you unmute me? 22:20:02​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: is there a way 22:20:13​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: No. You got warned not to abuse the menu, yet u did. You shall pay for the concequences. 22:20:36​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: but 22:20:51​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: how do i pay 22:20:56​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: No. 22:21:22​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: U pay by being silenced for a day 22:21:29​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: k 22:21:35​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: After a day you can talk again 22:21:36​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: but 22:21:37​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: Till then u have to think about what you have done. 22:21:44​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: you have to promise me 22:21:45​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: I don't have to promise you anything.22:21:56​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: if da thing works 22:21:58​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: ill call you sexy 22:22:07​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: if it doesnt 22:22:15​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: What 'da thing' 22:22:25​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: ill bann trap you 22:22:30​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: ima admin 22:22:35​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: bann trap 22:22:39​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: Oh yes? Is that so? 22:22:40​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: yes 22:22:46​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: Why don't you unsilence yourself. 22:22:48​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: k ill try 22:22:56​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: its said error 22:23:10​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: what the heck does that mean 22:23:28​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: hold on 22:23:34​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: That means you aren't an admin. 22:23:36​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: ALVIN SHUT THE **** UP IM CHATING HERE YOU ***** 22:23:59​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: SORRY 22:24:06​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: MY BROTHER WAS SCREAMING 22:24:14​
Slice of Meat [415fam]: PIPSQUEAK STYLE 22:24:23​
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: Okay. Have a nice day. 22:24:32​
 
So this random Italian guy added me for no apparent reason today (like, I wasn't even on his server or anything), and he couldn't speak English very well. So this is what happened (keep in mind it's Google Translate, so please Italian Speaking Skialers, don't hate me):
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Also, Whee, double post.
 
this is tehs sister, mind you.

TEhMAn92:
TEhMAn92: c:
Dasheroo: OHAI
Dasheroo: btw, LOL.
Dasheroo: dat vine video.
TEhMAn92: sshhhhhhhh
Dasheroo: YOU WANT ME TO COME RIGHT NOW THEN FINE.
Dasheroo: XD
TEhMAn92: he's sleeping
Dasheroo: oh
Dasheroo: hi
TEhMAn92: he looks like a dead hippo shhhh
Dasheroo: but text doesnt make noise
TEhMAn92: shhhhhhh
Dasheroo: okey.
TEhMAn92: your words are too loud
Dasheroo: *whisper whisper whisper*
TEhMAn92: Y U SO GODDAM QUIET I CANT HEAR A FLIBBERFUCKING THING OUT OF THAT CUMGUZZLIN MOUTH OF YOURS
Dasheroo: OKAY SI- ahem! MA-AM!
TEhMAn92: SHUTTUP
Dasheroo: OKAY! *facepalm*
 
this is tehs sister, mind you.

TEhMAn92:
TEhMAn92: c:
Dasheroo: OHAI
Dasheroo: btw, LOL.
Dasheroo: dat vine video.
TEhMAn92: sshhhhhhhh
Dasheroo: YOU WANT ME TO COME RIGHT NOW THEN FINE.
Dasheroo: XD
TEhMAn92: he's sleeping
Dasheroo: oh
Dasheroo: hi
TEhMAn92: he looks like a dead hippo shhhh
Dasheroo: but text doesnt make noise
TEhMAn92: shhhhhhh
Dasheroo: okey.
TEhMAn92: your words are too loud
Dasheroo: *whisper whisper whisper*
TEhMAn92: Y U SO GODDAM QUIET I CANT HEAR A FLIBBERFUCKING THING OUT OF THAT CUMGUZZLIN MOUTH OF YOURS
Dasheroo: OKAY SI- ahem! MA-AM!
TEhMAn92: SHUTTUP
Dasheroo: OKAY! *facepalm*
 
....
so i wake up this morning and...

Afire #TI3: oh dear lord... FUCKING STAWP SHITTING ON PHYSICS XD
TEhMAn92: hello friend it is definintly tehman yes who els would it be
Afire #TI3: .......................................................................................................hi
TEhMAn92: lol like y would he be asleep and y would his sister steal the computer and beating the fuck out of binding of issac haha thats like accusing me of thievery
TEhMAn92: er
TEhMAn92: *coughs*
TEhMAn92: i mean him
TEhMAn92: yeah
Afire #TI3: XD
TEhMAn92: wutchu laughin bout bitch i'll cut yer head off ya hear i beat satan in 60 sec be like damn das a cold ass honky
Afire #TI3: ..wait, cold ass what? XD
TEhMAn92: stop talking
Afire #TI3: ok :c
TEhMAn92: I SAID STOP TALKING DICKSTICKS
Afire #TI3: D: k
TEhMAn92: BIIIIIITCH
Afire #TI3: asdfg
TEhMAn92: http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ad7995eaf06c6419b288de5dcf8ce1a/tumblr_mplircdCMP1r55ksio1_250.gif
Afire #TI3: OH DEAR GOD
Afire #TI3: WHAT CANT BE UNSEEN
Afire #TI3: AHHH}|zxdsfgcvb
TEhMAn92: relax have a dorite http://media.tumblr.com/05665aa14db7e3b6e9eca993f8a22b09/tumblr_inline_mqwci6Cbvi1qz4rgp.jpg
Afire #TI3: I dont even like chips X
Afire #TI3: XD
TEhMAn92: *SCREECHES IN THE TONGUE OF THE MAD GODS*
TEhMAn92: FINE GOD YOU PRIMMADONNA http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll6np7D76Z1qisu7ko1_500.jpg
Afire #TI3: -covers ears-
Afire #TI3: nope
Afire #TI3: not even oreos
TEhMAn92: http://24.media.tumblr.com/8831f3f0bf9875289ddba36441babe96/tumblr_mpsqy8uosh1rra5vzo2_250.gif
Afire #TI3: ok i like bunnies c:
TEhMAn92: BE CAREFUL TO FRY IT THROUGHLY CONSUMMING RAW MEAT WILL MAKE YOU d EaAD
Afire #TI3: ...................................
Afire #TI3: wat
TEhMAn92: http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b483f37547afaced29430ded87007b9/tumblr_mqvqh68HLy1sdpqkno1_1280.png
TEhMAn92: u herd me punk
Afire #TI3: uhhhh
Afire #TI3: wtf
Afire #TI3: dem eyes O_O
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15y old kid
GamerPro2014: are you 15
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: Long past that age.

10y old kid
wever76: hallo ---> Hello
|B³| LadyPimpernel |RoTA|: hoi ---> Hi
wever76: hoou jij van mij ---> do you loove me
wever76: hou jij van mij ---> do you love me
15y old kid
=~Oreon~=: Plumbers are red
=~Oreon~=: Hedgehogs are blue
=~Oreon~=: Press start to join
=~Oreon~=: And be my player 2 <3
Do I seriously look on Steam like a 15y'old kiddo or something? Because everyone seems to think that. -.-"
I don't mind flirts and recieving attention aslong as they aren't minors... >.<
 
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