Idk about you wokmage but im not having sex with any monkeys. With or without shoes
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Apple was trying to make an ipod for kids, but apparently "iTouch kids" doesn't sit too well.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
My girlfriend yelled at me for being "controlling." Funny thing is, I don't remember giving her permission to speak.
What do you call someone who doesn't know how to use a condom? Dad.
There can never be a bridge named Chuck Norris. Because nobody crosses chuck norris
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My friends status was "Suicidal... standing on the edge of a building about to jump..." So I poked him
There are three things I hate in this world. 1.people who make list. 2.Racist. 3.Asians. 4.People who can't count.
How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb?
If you rape a prostitute is it called rape? Or shoplifting?
this sniper in tf2 lobby completely kicked my ass. holy fuck
School is like a boner. Long and hard..... unless you're Asian
I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
One mans junk is another mans treasure. That didn't sound gay until now
Hey KillerZebra
I'm waiting for your appearance :)
TF2 Lobby.
I just thought of something.Spiderman is a good guy. Then in the third movie he turns black and is now a criminal. Coincidence? Racist movie
I am loving my C++ class. -
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