Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. Ready or not, here i come.
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people found my page by "aimbot-killerzebra, killerzebra aimbot".
What did the tie say to the hat? "You go on ahead and i'll hang here"
The only "B" word girls should be called is beautiful. Because bitches loved to be called beautiful.
Just put a stick on a non-stick pan.
Take a shotgun, aim it at your head and pull the trigger. Mind = Blown
What did the baby corn say to the moma corn? "Wheres pop corn??"
Roman is officially my manager
Right now I feel more confused than a homeless guy on house arrest.
What did the ipod say to the headphones? "Hey buds" What did the headphones say back? "Sup Player"
I want to sleep on the street. No hobo
9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man?
4 out of 3 people do not understand fractions
Gotta love all the drama
I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but I'm sad that I never knew my real ladder.
Girl: "Dad, I am lesbian." Sister: "Me too dad." Dad: "So no one here liks guys?!?!" Son: "I do ."
My girlfriend is officially a porn star! She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out...
Just got a new game. and spent tbhe past 8 hours playing it
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