I am in the server and i say over the mic "I hate all jews heil hitler". What do you do?
I would issue a warning first, depending on whether or not it was a bad joke, that hatespeech isn't allowed. If they continue, or are doing it for the sake of doing it I would open my mighty console and perform the following command:
sm_mute "KillerZebra" 1440
While defending the last point on Badwater, you discover someone [U:1:0000] on the enemy team built a teleport from the forward spawn room to the original spawn room. What do you do?
I would inform them that griefing is against the rules. I guess there are mutliple ways to deal with this depending on severity, you could simply
sm_kick "#[U:1:0000]" to destroy their buildings and give them a firm message about action being taken. You could also
sm_ban "#[U:1:0000]" 30 "griefing engineer", if they are really messing with the game.
Someone else [U:1:00123] sprays gay midget porn. What do you do?
I don't think gay midget porn is disallowed, so I could possibly remove it and tell them to be considerate if people are really complaining. I know that obvious things like child pornography are, though. So if it was a photograph of two underage, gay, midget individuals, then I would remove the spray --
sm_removespray -- whilst averting my eyes yet still engaging my crosshair with said spray.
Then I would ban then with
sm_ban "#[U:1:00123]" 0 "gay midget child pornography sprayer"
Cr33p3r, (the user above me) is hacking on the server. What do you do?
I would investigate the suspect using
sm_spec "Cr33p3r", whilst recording a demo for evidence
-> record "Cr33p3r"
Once enough information has been gathered to confirm he was hacking, I would ban him with
sm_ban "#[U:1:94454090]" 0 "hacking style" , report it, and go back to having fun.