Toxik Told Me We Should Murder Bottiger

I heard CiNiC is now addicted to all the Walking Dead shtuff after reading all the CBRs while on vacation, reading a book of it, and now just got le gaem.
 
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CiNiC said:
Let's break it down:
  • Crazy Uncle CiNiC
  • Auntie Anya
  • Mom (Airakah)
  • Papa Toxik
  • Then it's Classy, Engy & Ruelel.
  • ClassyPotato, CiNiC's step-son
  • Probex the son of the ex-cheerleader sister who got pregnant at 14 and is now morbidly obese & living on the other side of town.
  • Dead Herald the emotionally unstable 16 year old girl who is the reason we don't have knives in the house anymore.
  • Great grandpa Bottiger.
  • Pedo-grandpa Roman.
  • Brick can be Uncle Buck equivalent.
  • Creeping Death is CiNiC's neighbor/friend who drinks with him and show up at all the parties, and everyone calls him "uncle" in a not-creepy way.
  • Particle Man the relative that gets hooked on drugs and is never seen again.
  • Styx the cool cousin who brings fireworks.
  • Risen the creepy hobo living in the street who shows the hole where his eye was to little children.
  • ETA Entropy the transgender cousin that flirts with the children. [Note: Airakah's IRL BF]
  • Taco is Taco.
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Where's lpN?
 
>Play game with happy ending
>Romantic interest you do anything for
>Smile with violin music
>Realize you don't have one
>Drink
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I heard an ice cream truck go by my house and the music sounded awesome and distorted as it drove further away.

I heard CreepingDeath has signed his son up for a wrestling match against Bone Saw.

I heard Airakah still has sand in her hair from going to the beach with me.

I heard Dave doesn't deserve an "I heard" statement from me.
 
I heard Ruelel has the Reports Section built into his mind.

I heard all wimminz are liars (see above).

I heard eXtine tries way to hard to be casual and cool.

I heard b4nny hacks.
 
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