Toxik Told Me We Should Murder Bottiger

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CiNiC said:
Let's break it down:
  • Crazy Uncle CiNiC
  • Auntie Anya
  • Mom (Airakah)
  • Papa Toxik
  • Then it's Classy, Engy & Ruelel.
  • ClassyPotato, CiNiC's step-son
  • Probex the son of the ex-cheerleader sister who got pregnant at 14 and is now morbidly obese & living on the other side of town.
  • Dead Herald the emotionally unstable 16 year old girl who is the reason we don't have knives in the house anymore.
  • Great grandpa Bottiger.
  • Pedo-grandpa Roman.
  • Brick can be Uncle Buck equivalent.
  • Creeping Death is CiNiC's neighbor/friend who drinks with him and show up at all the parties, and everyone calls him "uncle" in a not-creepy way.
  • Particle Man the relative that gets hooked on drugs and is never seen again.
  • Styx the cool cousin who brings fireworks.
  • Risen the creepy hobo living in the street who shows the hole where his eye was to little children.
  • ETA Entropy the transgender cousin that flirts with the children. [Note: Airakah's IRL BF]
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You forgot Zebra.
 
I would rather be that one guy who lives down the block who lost his eye in some war overseas, and doesn't let anyone forget about it.
 
Let's break it down:
  • Crazy Uncle CiNiC
  • Auntie Anya
  • Mom (Airakah)
  • Papa Toxik
  • Then it's Classy, Engy & Ruelel.
  • ClassyPotato, CiNiC's step-son
  • Probex the son of the ex-cheerleader sister who got pregnant at 14 and is now morbidly obese & living on the other side of town.
  • Dead Herald the emotionally unstable 16 year old girl who is the reason we don't have knives in the house anymore.
  • Great grandpa Bottiger.
  • Pedo-grandpa Roman.
  • Brick can be Uncle Buck equivalent.
  • Creeping Death is CiNiC's neighbor/friend who drinks with him and show up at all the parties, and everyone calls him "uncle" in a not-creepy way.
  • Particle Man the relative that gets hooked on drugs and is never seen again.
  • Styx the cool cousin who brings fireworks.
  • Risen the creepy hobo living in the street who shows the hole where his eye was to little children.
  • ETA Entropy the transgender cousin that flirts with the children. [Note: Airakah's IRL BF]
  • Taco is Taco.
 
What about me? Can i be the genius of the group who actually functions correctly and decides to move as far as possible from the family to make his trillions?
:D
 
I heard
[skial] Dave the Manly: Okay, hey. I see it says you're busy, so reply whenever.
[skial] Dave the Manly: I just got this Ring, see. I can re-wrap it and trade it away again, and all.
[skial] Dave the Manly: And it's impossible not to notice what you and Anya have got going on.
[skial] Dave the Manly: If you ever can show me 3 buds and 20 keys, I'll sell this to you at that discount.
:facepalm:
 
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