Let's break it down:
- Crazy Uncle CiNiC
- Auntie Anya
- Mom (Airakah)
- Papa Toxik
- Then it's Classy, Engy & Ruelel.
- ClassyPotato, CiNiC's step-son
- Probex the son of the ex-cheerleader sister who got pregnant at 14 and is now morbidly obese & living on the other side of town.
- Dead Herald the emotionally unstable 16 year old girl who is the reason we don't have knives in the house anymore.
- Great grandpa Bottiger.
- Pedo-grandpa Roman.
- Brick can be Uncle Buck equivalent.
- Creeping Death is CiNiC's neighbor/friend who drinks with him and show up at all the parties, and everyone calls him "uncle" in a not-creepy way.
- Particle Man the relative that gets hooked on drugs and is never seen again.
- Styx the cool cousin who brings fireworks.
- Risen the creepy hobo living in the street who shows the hole where his eye was to little children.
- ETA Entropy the transgender cousin that flirts with the children. [Note: Airakah's IRL BF]
- Taco is Taco.

A shame. A little birdie told me they were considering treating him like Del Piero.I heard that even after 4 months of planning, CiNiC and Toxik still haven't decided on how to murder Bottiger.
Didn't that happen like, 6 months ago?I heard CiNIC finally cracked last night on USE1 at pub games in general.

dont play on servers that are normally only filled with people from quickplayI heard CiNIC finally cracked last night on USE1 at pub games in general.
Play on Mountain Lab!dont play on servers that are normally only filled with people from quickplay
Still, the level of stupidity was unacceptable for anyone. Tired of dealing with it. TF2Lobby tiem. Went last night.dont play on servers that are normally only filled with people from quickplay