Toxik Told Me We Should Murder Bottiger

[CiNiC]

Can I be Cinic's nephew?
I can be dysfunctional too!

Let's break it down:
Crazy Uncle CiNiC
Auntie Anya
Mom (Airakah)
Then it's Classy & Ruelel.
I'll take you as a step-son.

 

[ProbeX]

Let's break it down:
Crazy Uncle CiNiC
Auntie Anya
Mom (Airakah)
Then it's Classy & Ruelel.
I'll take you as a step-son.

WHAT! but-bu-bu-but what about me? :(

 

[ClassyPotato]

Let's break it down:
Crazy Uncle CiNiC
Auntie Anya
Mom (Airakah)
Then it's Classy & Ruelel.
I'll take you as a step-son.

:fyeah: I'm in the family.

 

[CiNiC]

You can be the son of the fat ex-cheerleader sister who got pregnant at 14 and is now morbidly obese & living on the other side of town.

 

[ProbeX]

:)YAY!

 

[JosieWoman125]

Let's break it down:
Crazy Uncle CiNiC
Auntie Anya
Mom (Airakah)
Then it's Classy & Ruelel & Unperfect Engie.
I'll take you as a step-son.

fixed.

 

[DeadHerald]

 

[CiNiC]

We need to have a family thread... Listing everyone's roles.

 

[Particle Man]

I'll be the relative that gets hooked on drugs and is never seen again.

 

[N.P.P Styx]

I want to be the cool cousin who brings fireworks.

 

[CiNiC]

Let's break it down:

• Crazy Uncle CiNiC
• Auntie Anya
• Mom (Airakah)
• Papa Toxik
• Then it's Classy, Engy & Ruelel.
• ClassyPotato, CiNiC's step-son
• Probex the son of the ex-cheerleader sister who got pregnant at 14 and is now morbidly obese & living on the other side of town.
• Dead Herald the emotionally unstable 16 year old girl who is the reason we don't have knives in the house anymore.
• Great grandpa Bottiger.
• Pedo-grandpa Roman.
• Brick can be Uncle Buck equivalent.
• Creeping Death is CiNiC's neighbor/friend who drinks with him and show up at all the parties, and everyone calls him "uncle" in a not-creepy way.
• Particle Man the relative that gets hooked on drugs and is never seen again.
• Styx the cool cousin who brings fireworks.
• Risen the creepy hobo living in the street who shows the hole where his eye was to little children.
• ETA Entropy the transgender cousin that flirts with the children. [Note: Airakah's IRL BF]

 

[ClassyPotato]

Rate funny or winning,
decisions, decisions....

 

[ProbeX]

I like where this is going :D

 

[N.P.P Styx]

I thought Toxik was the dad.

 

[CiNiC]

I thought Toxik was the dad.

I suppose all those "affair" posts he trolled me with should snag him the title...
Editing.

 

[RisenDemon]

 

[N.P.P Styx]

Shaddup, lady.

 

[CiNiC]

:)

 

[DeadHerald]

Let's break it down:

• Dead Herald the emotionally unstable 16 year old girl who is the reason we don't have knives in the house anymore.

Well at least someone is paying attention.

 

[Staying_Classy]

Only problem with this is I'm gay with my own brother.