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[Sharkey]

Brother-in-law asked me to pick him up from the train station. 8 minute drive, no big deal.
Pick him up. "Hey, man! Got you this Oreo Coolata!"
Okay...
He insists on driving. Goes the wrong way to go home. Tells me I have to drive him into Watertown - 40 minute drive with 3 tolls each way and gas. First, though, he goes up route 1 - THE COMPLETE WRONG WAY TO WHERE WE NEED TO GO - to hit a Kappy's that sells champagne by the case for his gay party. Sit in bumper to bumper traffic for 20 minutes while he jokes and laughs at me and my not liking the situation, and he decides to go the other way.

'Fuck it, I'm sleeping." I conk out for the ride. I wake up with my car running, the driver door half open, the AC blasting, and my fly down. I do not know where I am, at all.
Call around, find out he just ditched and got to where he needed to. Drove home for an hour because of traffic. No "thanks," no nothing.

Flipping
Fucking
Tables

Seriously? @_@

Tell him to fuck off next time. :p

 

[Dave the Manly]

Brother-in-law asked me to pick him up from the train station. 8 minute drive, no big deal.
Pick him up. "Hey, man! Got you this Oreo Coolata!"
Okay...
He insists on driving. Goes the wrong way to go home. Tells me I have to drive him into Watertown - 40 minute drive with 3 tolls each way and gas. First, though, he goes up route 1 - THE COMPLETE WRONG WAY TO WHERE WE NEED TO GO - to hit a Kappy's that sells champagne by the case for his gay party. Sit in bumper to bumper traffic for 20 minutes while he jokes and laughs at me and my not liking the situation, and he decides to go the other way.

'Fuck it, I'm sleeping." I conk out for the ride. I wake up with my car running, the driver door half open, the AC blasting, and my fly down. I do not know where I am, at all.
Call around, find out he just ditched and got to where he needed to. Drove home for an hour because of traffic. No "thanks," no nothing.

Flipping
Fucking
Tables

It's because of shit like this that I insist on driving every time.

 

[ViperStriker]

Brother-in-law asked me to pick him up from the train station. 8 minute drive, no big deal.
Pick him up. "Hey, man! Got you this Oreo Coolata!"
Okay...
He insists on driving. Goes the wrong way to go home. Tells me I have to drive him into Watertown - 40 minute drive with 3 tolls each way and gas. First, though, he goes up route 1 - THE COMPLETE WRONG WAY TO WHERE WE NEED TO GO - to hit a Kappy's that sells champagne by the case for his gay party. Sit in bumper to bumper traffic for 20 minutes while he jokes and laughs at me and my not liking the situation, and he decides to go the other way.

'Fuck it, I'm sleeping." I conk out for the ride. I wake up with my car running, the driver door half open, the AC blasting, and my fly down. I do not know where I am, at all.
Call around, find out he just ditched and got to where he needed to. Drove home for an hour because of traffic. No "thanks," no nothing.

Flipping
Fucking
Tables

And this children, is why alcohol and road trips never mix.

 

[Sharkey]

Why was your fly down though?

 

[ViperStriker]

Why was your fly down though?

That's a really good question. Passed out BJ maybe?

 

[Roman]

There's no better way to say "Thanks."

 

[Sharkey]

There's no better way to say "Thanks."

Cinic did say his brother was throwing/going to a gay party.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Roman told me that Faron and Xellyboy were secretly DP's alts and that he tossed his main to give those two accounts there godrep as scammerkillers.

 

[ViperStriker]

There's no better way to say "Thanks."

Cinic did say his brother was throwing/going to a gay party.

It's all coming together. Or should I say cumming together.

 

[Sharkey]

It's all coming together. Or should I say cumming together.

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[[TC]CreepingDeath]

Brother-in-law asked me to pick him up from the train station. 8 minute drive, no big deal.
Pick him up. "Hey, man! Got you this Oreo Coolata!"
Okay...
He insists on driving. Goes the wrong way to go home. Tells me I have to drive him into Watertown - 40 minute drive with 3 tolls each way and gas. First, though, he goes up route 1 - THE COMPLETE WRONG WAY TO WHERE WE NEED TO GO - to hit a Kappy's that sells champagne by the case for his gay party. Sit in bumper to bumper traffic for 20 minutes while he jokes and laughs at me and my not liking the situation, and he decides to go the other way.

'Fuck it, I'm sleeping." I conk out for the ride. I wake up with my car running, the driver door half open, the AC blasting, and my fly down. I do not know where I am, at all.
Call around, find out he just ditched and got to where he needed to. Drove home for an hour because of traffic. No "thanks," no nothing.

Flipping
Fucking
Tables

And I thought I had a bad night at the ER.

 

[CiNiC]

From the Community Vs Pros stream chat tonight:

• mrcinic: I heard Kip and Sal are Skype cybering buddies. :O
• fatmop: haha the rumor mil
• falafel1066: goddammit cinic....
• justinthegame: Send Fixxxer after the Rumormill, that'll teach 'em
• wyn54: kip, is that you denying it because it's true?
• falafel1066: nothing cinic says is true
• mrcinic: Even if she denies it now, it is going to be more true.

 

[Dave the Manly]

I heard Dave tried babysitting today.
Never again.

 

[Boldat]

How long did the babies hold up to the weight of your immense musculature?

 

[Dave the Manly]

How long did the babies hold up to the weight of your immense musculature?

They didn't.

 

[Dave the Manly]

I heard Airakah is giving out free copies of L4D2 to people and stuff.

 

[CiNiC]

 

[Airakah]

I heard Airakah is giving out free copies of L4D2 to people and stuff.

o 3o not true. I only gave you one. FEEL SPECIAL.

 

[Dave the Manly]

o 3o not true. I only gave you one. FEEL SPECIAL.

No. I shall not feel special.

I shall feel wondertasticful. It's word now because I say so.

 

[JayDee]

o 3o not true. I only gave you one. FEEL SPECIAL.

Why don't you give me stuff. (exceptpokes,i'mwinning)