As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.
- Thread starter Roman
- Start date
He added me. Oh shit, guys. This is too good. Will post log once he either logs off or catches on, or I end up having to go somewhere.
Lord Killington
Legendary Skial King
Perseus Dash Jackson
Epic Skial Regular
Saturday, June 09, 2012
9:39 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: So what was it you wanted earlier?
9:39 AM - bl5w: can yu gift me a game
9:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ah, a friend must have sent you. You know, I'm usually a very generous man, but I've been extremely depressed lately.
9:40 AM - bl5w: yea
9:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I'd be glad to give you at least ten games if you can help me through this.
9:40 AM - bl5w: so please
9:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Alright, but ya gotta help me first. So, where do I start?
9:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ah, right.
9:41 AM - bl5w: ok
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: My mother told me last week that I was gonna have a younger brother.
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Thing is, she's 70, and my dad is paralyzed.
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: So she's sleeping around.
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I need to find out with whom.
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do you suggest I find out who my mother is sleeping with?
9:42 AM - bl5w: your brother
9:42 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well, my brother hasn't been born yet!
9:42 AM - bl5w: uncle
9:42 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have any uncles.
9:43 AM - bl5w: dad
9:43 AM - bl5w: dad
9:43 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Definitely not! She's cheating on him, I can't tell him!
9:44 AM - bl5w: a friend
9:44 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: None of my friends are even close to my mother's age. How would they know?
9:44 AM - bl5w: grandpa
9:45 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: My grandpa's dead.
9:45 AM - bl5w: uumm your older brother
9:45 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have one.
9:45 AM - bl5w: your cousin
9:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have one.
9:46 AM - bl5w: your nephew
9:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have one.
9:46 AM - bl5w: your stepfather
9:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have one.
9:46 AM - bl5w: ok i dont know
9:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well, I suppose I can give these games to someone else, then.
9:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Thanks for trying. I appreciate it.
9:47 AM - bl5w: wait
9:47 AM - bl5w: i want them
9:47 AM - bl5w: please
9:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well, I do have other problems you might be able to fix.
9:48 AM - bl5w: ill do whatever yu want
9:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Lately, myself and my mother have been fucking, but my performance isn't as great as it could be, apparently.
9:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I need tips.
9:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do I do better in bed?
9:49 AM - bl5w: fuck harrder
9:49 AM - bl5w: hey dave how much money do you have?
9:50 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I have $32,458,971.06 in my bank account as of five minutes ago.
9:50 AM - bl5w: hey dave how much money do you have?
9:50 AM - bl5w: wow dude can yu gift me a game
9:50 AM - bl5w: please
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: If you solve my problems, yes.
9:51 AM - bl5w: any
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Fucking harder just won't cut it.
9:51 AM - bl5w: game
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I need more advice.
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do I do better in bed?
9:51 AM - bl5w: any game
9:51 AM - bl5w: dude
9:51 AM - bl5w: really?
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I have to know, my mother needs to be pleased.
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Really.
9:53 AM - bl5w: BE A ROCKKER
9:53 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: What do you mean?
9:53 AM - bl5w: buy her stufff
9:53 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Pfft, I already made her love me. I need bedroom advice!
9:53 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do I fuck better?
9:54 AM - bl5w: train your pc muscles
9:54 AM - bl5w: dude
9:54 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: pc muscles?
9:54 AM - bl5w: yea do exercise
9:55 AM - bl5w: and then yu can fuck her harder
9:55 AM - bl5w: really
9:55 AM - bl5w: more muscles
9:55 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Oh wow, I never thought of that! Thanks!
9:55 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I need more advice though.
9:56 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: My dad is paralyzed and I have to kill him.
9:56 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do I not get caught?
9:57 AM - bl5w: yu have to hit him with a car
9:57 AM - bl5w: so fast
9:57 AM - bl5w: yu have to chock him whens hes a sleep
9:58 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: But then my fingerprints are left on his corpse.
9:58 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Or his blood gets all over my armored car.
9:58 AM - bl5w: but some special gloves
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I own all the special gloves ever already.
9:59 AM - bl5w: shoot him with a sniper rifle
9:59 AM - bl5w: or tell a friend to kill him
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: But they won't work. My hands are just too big.
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have any friends, actually.
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: And I'm terrible at sniping.
9:59 AM - bl5w: thenn train
9:59 AM - bl5w: train
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I tried sniping the president once and ended up killing some random nigger instead.
9:59 AM - bl5w: so
10:00 AM - bl5w: ?
10:00 AM - bl5w: ?
10:00 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I think it was his son.
10:00 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Either way! I can't have any guns because of that.
10:01 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: So how do I kill him without getting caught?
10:02 AM - bl5w: ohh yu cut his head with a knife
10:02 AM - bl5w: or yu put poison on his drinkes
10:03 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ohh, that's a good idea. I like that.
10:03 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Poison.
10:03 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Genius!
10:03 AM - bl5w: can yu
10:03 AM - bl5w: give me 1 game
10:03 AM - bl5w: please
10:03 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Alright, alright. This is the last problem I'll need you to fix, I swear!
10:04 AM - bl5w: ok
10:05 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I'm terribly deformed. I have four arms, a tail, three eyes, and two penises. How do I go back to normal?
10:06 AM - bl5w: sry
10:06 AM - bl5w: dude
10:06 AM - bl5w: what did
10:06 AM - bl5w: yu put
10:06 AM - bl5w: my dad
10:06 AM - bl5w: was here
10:06 AM - bl5w: so
10:06 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Oh, you closed out of the chat
10:06 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: That's fine, I'll re-type it.
10:07 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I'm terribly deformed. I have four arms, a tail, three eyes, and two penises. On top of that, my skin is like leather. How do I go back to normal?
10:10 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Hello?
10:12 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Are you there? I need your help.
10:14 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well alright then. If you're gone, I'll find someone else to give games to
10:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ah, what the hell. I feel bad for you. You've done so much for me and I'm not even being grateful. Here, go to my stock manager, Lord Killington.
10:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: He can set you up with my inventory of games.
10:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You'll be given $750 worth by my command. Just prove it to him, mkai?
10:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordkillington/
10:42 AM - bl5w: SRY
10:42 AM - bl5w: DUDE
10:43 AM - bl5w: WHAT AS THE QUESTION
10:43 AM - bl5w: SRY
10:43 AM - bl5w: SRY
10:43 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Oh, that's no problem.
10:43 AM - bl5w: so?
10:43 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Just go to my stock manager, Lord Killington. He'll set you up. http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordkillington/
10:43 AM - bl5w: dude?
10:44 AM - bl5w: how about the game
10:44 AM - bl5w: games
10:44 AM - bl5w: dude
10:44 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I have all of my deliveries and trades run through him, as I am a busy man.
10:44 AM - bl5w: what happend
10:44 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Go to him for your games.
10:44 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I've ordered him to give you $750 worth in games from my personal stock.
10:45 AM - bl5w: cool
10:45 AM - bl5w: awsome
10:46 AM - bl5w: he wont add me
10:46 AM - bl5w: dude
10:46 AM - bl5w: tell ihm
10:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I've notified him. He will contact you within due time, so please be patient.
10:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I have nothing more I can say. Enjoy your games, friend.
10:47 AM - bl5w: ok
10:47 AM - bl5w: wait
10:47 AM - bl5w: tell me his adress
10:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Yes?
10:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Address?
10:47 AM - bl5w: the link
10:47 AM - bl5w: the link
10:47 AM - bl5w: to add him
10:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ah, right. I posted that already, see.
10:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordkillington/
10:47 AM - bl5w: ok
10:47 AM - bl5w: i add him
10:48 AM - bl5w: but really
10:48 AM - bl5w: 750
10:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: It's the least I can do.
10:48 AM - bl5w: buck yu sware of god really?
10:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I swear.
10:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You take care now. A client is trying to contact me, and I need to make some room on my friends list.
10:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Surely you can understand.
10:49 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Lord Killington will take it from here. Enjoy yourself, good sir.
bl5w is now Offline.
9:39 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: So what was it you wanted earlier?
9:39 AM - bl5w: can yu gift me a game
9:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ah, a friend must have sent you. You know, I'm usually a very generous man, but I've been extremely depressed lately.
9:40 AM - bl5w: yea
9:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I'd be glad to give you at least ten games if you can help me through this.
9:40 AM - bl5w: so please
9:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Alright, but ya gotta help me first. So, where do I start?
9:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ah, right.
9:41 AM - bl5w: ok
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: My mother told me last week that I was gonna have a younger brother.
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Thing is, she's 70, and my dad is paralyzed.
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: So she's sleeping around.
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I need to find out with whom.
9:41 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do you suggest I find out who my mother is sleeping with?
9:42 AM - bl5w: your brother
9:42 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well, my brother hasn't been born yet!
9:42 AM - bl5w: uncle
9:42 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have any uncles.
9:43 AM - bl5w: dad
9:43 AM - bl5w: dad
9:43 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Definitely not! She's cheating on him, I can't tell him!
9:44 AM - bl5w: a friend
9:44 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: None of my friends are even close to my mother's age. How would they know?
9:44 AM - bl5w: grandpa
9:45 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: My grandpa's dead.
9:45 AM - bl5w: uumm your older brother
9:45 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have one.
9:45 AM - bl5w: your cousin
9:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have one.
9:46 AM - bl5w: your nephew
9:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have one.
9:46 AM - bl5w: your stepfather
9:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have one.
9:46 AM - bl5w: ok i dont know
9:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well, I suppose I can give these games to someone else, then.
9:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Thanks for trying. I appreciate it.
9:47 AM - bl5w: wait
9:47 AM - bl5w: i want them
9:47 AM - bl5w: please
9:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well, I do have other problems you might be able to fix.
9:48 AM - bl5w: ill do whatever yu want
9:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Lately, myself and my mother have been fucking, but my performance isn't as great as it could be, apparently.
9:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I need tips.
9:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do I do better in bed?
9:49 AM - bl5w: fuck harrder
9:49 AM - bl5w: hey dave how much money do you have?
9:50 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I have $32,458,971.06 in my bank account as of five minutes ago.
9:50 AM - bl5w: hey dave how much money do you have?
9:50 AM - bl5w: wow dude can yu gift me a game
9:50 AM - bl5w: please
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: If you solve my problems, yes.
9:51 AM - bl5w: any
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Fucking harder just won't cut it.
9:51 AM - bl5w: game
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I need more advice.
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do I do better in bed?
9:51 AM - bl5w: any game
9:51 AM - bl5w: dude
9:51 AM - bl5w: really?
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I have to know, my mother needs to be pleased.
9:51 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Really.
9:53 AM - bl5w: BE A ROCKKER
9:53 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: What do you mean?
9:53 AM - bl5w: buy her stufff
9:53 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Pfft, I already made her love me. I need bedroom advice!
9:53 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do I fuck better?
9:54 AM - bl5w: train your pc muscles
9:54 AM - bl5w: dude
9:54 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: pc muscles?
9:54 AM - bl5w: yea do exercise
9:55 AM - bl5w: and then yu can fuck her harder
9:55 AM - bl5w: really
9:55 AM - bl5w: more muscles
9:55 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Oh wow, I never thought of that! Thanks!
9:55 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I need more advice though.
9:56 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: My dad is paralyzed and I have to kill him.
9:56 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: How do I not get caught?
9:57 AM - bl5w: yu have to hit him with a car
9:57 AM - bl5w: so fast
9:57 AM - bl5w: yu have to chock him whens hes a sleep
9:58 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: But then my fingerprints are left on his corpse.
9:58 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Or his blood gets all over my armored car.
9:58 AM - bl5w: but some special gloves
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I own all the special gloves ever already.
9:59 AM - bl5w: shoot him with a sniper rifle
9:59 AM - bl5w: or tell a friend to kill him
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: But they won't work. My hands are just too big.
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I don't have any friends, actually.
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: And I'm terrible at sniping.
9:59 AM - bl5w: thenn train
9:59 AM - bl5w: train
9:59 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I tried sniping the president once and ended up killing some random nigger instead.
9:59 AM - bl5w: so
10:00 AM - bl5w: ?
10:00 AM - bl5w: ?
10:00 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I think it was his son.
10:00 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Either way! I can't have any guns because of that.
10:01 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: So how do I kill him without getting caught?
10:02 AM - bl5w: ohh yu cut his head with a knife
10:02 AM - bl5w: or yu put poison on his drinkes
10:03 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ohh, that's a good idea. I like that.
10:03 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Poison.
10:03 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Genius!
10:03 AM - bl5w: can yu
10:03 AM - bl5w: give me 1 game
10:03 AM - bl5w: please
10:03 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Alright, alright. This is the last problem I'll need you to fix, I swear!
10:04 AM - bl5w: ok
10:05 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I'm terribly deformed. I have four arms, a tail, three eyes, and two penises. How do I go back to normal?
10:06 AM - bl5w: sry
10:06 AM - bl5w: dude
10:06 AM - bl5w: what did
10:06 AM - bl5w: yu put
10:06 AM - bl5w: my dad
10:06 AM - bl5w: was here
10:06 AM - bl5w: so
10:06 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Oh, you closed out of the chat
10:06 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: That's fine, I'll re-type it.
10:07 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I'm terribly deformed. I have four arms, a tail, three eyes, and two penises. On top of that, my skin is like leather. How do I go back to normal?
10:10 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Hello?
10:12 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Are you there? I need your help.
10:14 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Well alright then. If you're gone, I'll find someone else to give games to
10:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ah, what the hell. I feel bad for you. You've done so much for me and I'm not even being grateful. Here, go to my stock manager, Lord Killington.
10:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: He can set you up with my inventory of games.
10:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You'll be given $750 worth by my command. Just prove it to him, mkai?
10:40 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordkillington/
10:42 AM - bl5w: SRY
10:42 AM - bl5w: DUDE
10:43 AM - bl5w: WHAT AS THE QUESTION
10:43 AM - bl5w: SRY
10:43 AM - bl5w: SRY
10:43 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Oh, that's no problem.
10:43 AM - bl5w: so?
10:43 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Just go to my stock manager, Lord Killington. He'll set you up. http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordkillington/
10:43 AM - bl5w: dude?
10:44 AM - bl5w: how about the game
10:44 AM - bl5w: games
10:44 AM - bl5w: dude
10:44 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I have all of my deliveries and trades run through him, as I am a busy man.
10:44 AM - bl5w: what happend
10:44 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Go to him for your games.
10:44 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I've ordered him to give you $750 worth in games from my personal stock.
10:45 AM - bl5w: cool
10:45 AM - bl5w: awsome
10:46 AM - bl5w: he wont add me
10:46 AM - bl5w: dude
10:46 AM - bl5w: tell ihm
10:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I've notified him. He will contact you within due time, so please be patient.
10:46 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I have nothing more I can say. Enjoy your games, friend.
10:47 AM - bl5w: ok
10:47 AM - bl5w: wait
10:47 AM - bl5w: tell me his adress
10:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Yes?
10:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Address?
10:47 AM - bl5w: the link
10:47 AM - bl5w: the link
10:47 AM - bl5w: to add him
10:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Ah, right. I posted that already, see.
10:47 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordkillington/
10:47 AM - bl5w: ok
10:47 AM - bl5w: i add him
10:48 AM - bl5w: but really
10:48 AM - bl5w: 750
10:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: It's the least I can do.
10:48 AM - bl5w: buck yu sware of god really?
10:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I swear.
10:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: You take care now. A client is trying to contact me, and I need to make some room on my friends list.
10:48 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Surely you can understand.
10:49 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Lord Killington will take it from here. Enjoy yourself, good sir.
bl5w is now Offline.
Lord Killington
Legendary Skial King
Lord Killington
Legendary Skial King
Whatever his angle is, it must be working, cause when we started talking (still talking now, logs coming up), he was "In-game: Alien vs. Predator" Who bought it for him?
Lord Killington
Legendary Skial King
Never tell your password to anyone.
09 June 2012
16:07 - bl5w: hi
16:07 - bl5w: dude
16:07 - bl5w: add me
16:07 - Lord Killington: hello
16:07 - bl5w: add me
16:07 - bl5w: hey my friend said yu can buy me a game
16:07 - bl5w: he sent like 750
16:07 - Lord Killington: what game?
16:07 - bl5w: and says yu can buy me a game
16:07 - Lord Killington: What game?
16:08 - bl5w: he sent money to yu
16:08 - bl5w: and says yu can buy me a game
16:08 - Lord Killington: What game do you want?
16:08 - bl5w: ohh mw2
16:08 - bl5w: mw2
16:08 - Lord Killington: I see, and how old are you?
16:08 - bl5w: 17
16:08 - Lord Killington: And you want MW2?
16:09 - bl5w: YES
16:09 - Lord Killington: Hmm I could get into a lot of trouble for buying it for you if you're under 18...
16:10 - bl5w: WHY
16:10 - bl5w: MY FRIEND
16:10 - bl5w: TOLD YU CAN BUY IT TO ME
16:10 - Lord Killington: Weeeell, you see, if I buy it for you and you're under 18, that's against the law. And I think the cops are already watching me. There's been a car across the road for days now...
16:11 - Lord Killington: So you're only 17?
16:11 - Lord Killington: Hmmm
16:11 - Lord Killington: You still there?
16:12 - Lord Killington: Hello?
16:13 - Lord Killington: Hello? I might be able to get it for you
16:14 - Lord Killington: Dude?
16:19 - Lord Killington: Hello?
16:21 - bl5w: so
16:21 - bl5w: im kiding
16:21 - bl5w: im 18
16:21 - bl5w: can yu gift me mw2
16:21 - Lord Killington: Oh ok then
16:22 - bl5w: please
16:22 - Lord Killington: I'll have to send it to you. What's your e-mail?
16:22 - bl5w: mauricio3722@hotmail.com
16:22 - Lord Killington: ok
16:22 - Lord Killington: you said a friend sent you, who was this friend?
16:25 - Lord Killington: hello?
16:27 - Lord Killington: Are you still here?
16:32 - Lord Killington: I can't give you games until you reply mate
16:40 - bl5w: DID YU SEND
16:40 - bl5w: IT
16:40 - bl5w: DUDE
16:40 - Lord Killington: Not yet, I have to ask you, what friend sent you to me?
16:41 - bl5w: did yu send
16:41 - bl5w: it
16:41 - bl5w: dude
16:41 - bl5w: hello
16:41 - Lord Killington: NO
16:41 - Lord Killington: Who told you to come to me?
16:41 - bl5w: umm dave
16:41 - Lord Killington: DAVE? Oh shit...
16:41 - bl5w: can yu
16:41 - bl5w: give me it
16:41 - bl5w: now
16:41 - Lord Killington: Look man
16:42 - bl5w: what
16:42 - Lord Killington: Dave's on his way to prison right now for robbing a bank, and if it was him that sent me the money, then I'm in deep shit for handling stolen property
16:42 - bl5w: o
16:42 - Lord Killington: Fuck, I need to sort this out.
16:43 - Lord Killington: My friend has a lot of money, and he's always giving people stuff, like charity
16:43 - Lord Killington: ask him
16:43 - bl5w: his offline
16:43 - Lord Killington: Not that friend, hang on let me find my other friend
16:43 - bl5w: ok but
16:45 - Lord Killington: Ok. http://steamcommunity.com/id/jwso/ he's the best guy to ask
16:45 - Lord Killington: Good luck
09 June 2012
16:07 - bl5w: hi
16:07 - bl5w: dude
16:07 - bl5w: add me
16:07 - Lord Killington: hello
16:07 - bl5w: add me
16:07 - bl5w: hey my friend said yu can buy me a game
16:07 - bl5w: he sent like 750
16:07 - Lord Killington: what game?
16:07 - bl5w: and says yu can buy me a game
16:07 - Lord Killington: What game?
16:08 - bl5w: he sent money to yu
16:08 - bl5w: and says yu can buy me a game
16:08 - Lord Killington: What game do you want?
16:08 - bl5w: ohh mw2
16:08 - bl5w: mw2
16:08 - Lord Killington: I see, and how old are you?
16:08 - bl5w: 17
16:08 - Lord Killington: And you want MW2?
16:09 - bl5w: YES
16:09 - Lord Killington: Hmm I could get into a lot of trouble for buying it for you if you're under 18...
16:10 - bl5w: WHY
16:10 - bl5w: MY FRIEND
16:10 - bl5w: TOLD YU CAN BUY IT TO ME
16:10 - Lord Killington: Weeeell, you see, if I buy it for you and you're under 18, that's against the law. And I think the cops are already watching me. There's been a car across the road for days now...
16:11 - Lord Killington: So you're only 17?
16:11 - Lord Killington: Hmmm
16:11 - Lord Killington: You still there?
16:12 - Lord Killington: Hello?
16:13 - Lord Killington: Hello? I might be able to get it for you
16:14 - Lord Killington: Dude?
16:19 - Lord Killington: Hello?
16:21 - bl5w: so
16:21 - bl5w: im kiding
16:21 - bl5w: im 18
16:21 - bl5w: can yu gift me mw2
16:21 - Lord Killington: Oh ok then
16:22 - bl5w: please
16:22 - Lord Killington: I'll have to send it to you. What's your e-mail?
16:22 - bl5w: mauricio3722@hotmail.com
16:22 - Lord Killington: ok
16:22 - Lord Killington: you said a friend sent you, who was this friend?
16:25 - Lord Killington: hello?
16:27 - Lord Killington: Are you still here?
16:32 - Lord Killington: I can't give you games until you reply mate
16:40 - bl5w: DID YU SEND
16:40 - bl5w: IT
16:40 - bl5w: DUDE
16:40 - Lord Killington: Not yet, I have to ask you, what friend sent you to me?
16:41 - bl5w: did yu send
16:41 - bl5w: it
16:41 - bl5w: dude
16:41 - bl5w: hello
16:41 - Lord Killington: NO
16:41 - Lord Killington: Who told you to come to me?
16:41 - bl5w: umm dave
16:41 - Lord Killington: DAVE? Oh shit...
16:41 - bl5w: can yu
16:41 - bl5w: give me it
16:41 - bl5w: now
16:41 - Lord Killington: Look man
16:42 - bl5w: what
16:42 - Lord Killington: Dave's on his way to prison right now for robbing a bank, and if it was him that sent me the money, then I'm in deep shit for handling stolen property
16:42 - bl5w: o
16:42 - Lord Killington: Fuck, I need to sort this out.
16:43 - Lord Killington: My friend has a lot of money, and he's always giving people stuff, like charity
16:43 - Lord Killington: ask him
16:43 - bl5w: his offline
16:43 - Lord Killington: Not that friend, hang on let me find my other friend
16:43 - bl5w: ok but
16:45 - Lord Killington: Ok. http://steamcommunity.com/id/jwso/ he's the best guy to ask
16:45 - Lord Killington: Good luck
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09 June 2012
17:32 - bl5w: SO
17:32 - bl5w: DUDE
17:32 - bl5w: YUCANT
17:32 - bl5w: GIFT ME
17:32 - Lord Killington: No dude
17:32 - Lord Killington: did you ask Jwso?
17:33 - bl5w: NO
17:33 - Lord Killington: Jwso will give it to you, ask him, I've got the police round my house just now searching for stolen cash from Dave
17:36 - bl5w: SEEND
17:36 - bl5w: ME THE LINK
17:36 - bl5w: TO JWSO
17:37 - Lord Killington: http://steamcommunity.com/id/jwso/
09 June 2012
17:32 - bl5w: SO
17:32 - bl5w: DUDE
17:32 - bl5w: YUCANT
17:32 - bl5w: GIFT ME
17:32 - Lord Killington: No dude
17:32 - Lord Killington: did you ask Jwso?
17:33 - bl5w: NO
17:33 - Lord Killington: Jwso will give it to you, ask him, I've got the police round my house just now searching for stolen cash from Dave
17:36 - bl5w: SEEND
17:36 - bl5w: ME THE LINK
17:36 - bl5w: TO JWSO
17:37 - Lord Killington: http://steamcommunity.com/id/jwso/
