So I decided to disguise as Steam Support and...
bl5w: hi
bl5w: can yu gift me a game
Sven - StSe: Hi, I'm Sven from Steam Support. Playing games while a Steam Support agent attempts to contact you is strictly against the rules. Please refrain from doing so, sir.
bl5w: ok
bl5w: sooory
bl5w is now Offline.
 
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: hi!
bl5w: hi
bl5w: my friend
bl5w: says yu can gift me a game
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: awesome, you got Aliens vs. Predator
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: is it nice?
bl5w: yea
bl5w: can yu get me a game
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: which one of them
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I have so many
bl5w: mw1
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: mw1?
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: but it has no moab
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: why not mw3
bl5w: MW2
bl5w: OK
bl5w: MW3
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: mw2 why
bl5w: I NEVER PLAYED IT
bl5w: PLEASE
bl5w: MW2
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: why
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: it has no zombie mode
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: black ops has zombie mode it's good
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you can kill zombies
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: they die
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: son
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: are you there?
bl5w: YES WAIT
bl5w: DUDE
bl5w: IN 5 MIN
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: did you know that I'm a fortune teller
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I know your name before you ever said it
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you're Mauricio, right?
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: and I know you're not old enough to play mw2
bl5w: OK GIVE ME MW3
bl5w: YU NEED MY HOTMAIL
bl5w: RIGHT
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you're not old enough to play mw3 neither
bl5w: I AM 18
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: no, I can sense that you're not 18
bl5w: OM 15
bl5w: PLEASE
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you can get in jail for lying to fortune tellers
bl5w: OK
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I'm going to need your surname so I can see you're good enough for mw3
bl5w: FINE
bl5w: MY NAME
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: what is your full name?
bl5w: john conner gibbons
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you're lying
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I know your name is Mauricio
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: if you lie to me any more
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I will call the police
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: they will find you
bl5w: ok
bl5w: fine
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: because I know some police ninjas
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: because I live in japan
bl5w is now Offline.
(guy got scared because I was going to call da cops)

I told Lord Killington to add him and say him this:
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: "Jwso feels bad about him lying to you about the cops. He bought you MW1 and MW2. He gave me the code too, but it's in Japanese."
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: この、ホモに同意しない。
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: "You need to translate it to English though."
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: "Jwso gave me a link to his friend who can do it for you."
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tomatketchup/
 
So I decided to disguise as Steam Support and...
bl5w: hi
bl5w: can yu gift me a game
Sven - StSe: Hi, I'm Sven from Steam Support. Playing games while a Steam Support agent attempts to contact you is strictly against the rules. Please refrain from doing so, sir.
bl5w: ok
bl5w: sooory
bl5w is now Offline.
Change your name back, he's coming for you next
 
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: hi!
bl5w: hi
bl5w: my friend
bl5w: says yu can gift me a game
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: awesome, you got Aliens vs. Predator
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: is it nice?
bl5w: yea
bl5w: can yu get me a game
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: which one of them
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I have so many
bl5w: mw1
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: mw1?
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: but it has no moab
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: why not mw3
bl5w: MW2
bl5w: OK
bl5w: MW3
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: mw2 why
bl5w: I NEVER PLAYED IT
bl5w: PLEASE
bl5w: MW2
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: why
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: it has no zombie mode
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: black ops has zombie mode it's good
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you can kill zombies
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: they die
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: son
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: are you there?
bl5w: YES WAIT
bl5w: DUDE
bl5w: IN 5 MIN
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: did you know that I'm a fortune teller
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I know your name before you ever said it
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you're Mauricio, right?
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: and I know you're not old enough to play mw2
bl5w: OK GIVE ME MW3
bl5w: YU NEED MY HOTMAIL
bl5w: RIGHT
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you're not old enough to play mw3 neither
bl5w: I AM 18
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: no, I can sense that you're not 18
bl5w: OM 15
bl5w: PLEASE
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you can get in jail for lying to fortune tellers
bl5w: OK
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I'm going to need your surname so I can see you're good enough for mw3
bl5w: FINE
bl5w: MY NAME
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: what is your full name?
bl5w: john conner gibbons
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: you're lying
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I know your name is Mauricio
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: if you lie to me any more
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: I will call the police
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: they will find you
bl5w: ok
bl5w: fine
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: because I know some police ninjas
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: because I live in japan
bl5w is now Offline.
(guy got scared because I was going to call da cops)

I told Lord Killington to add him and say him this:
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: "Jwso feels bad about him lying to you about the cops. He bought you MW1 and MW2. He gave me the code too, but it's in Japanese."
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: この、ホモに同意しない。
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: "You need to translate it to English though."
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: "Jwso gave me a link to his friend who can do it for you."
¹ᴿᵂ Jwso: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tomatketchup/

I think you may have blown it with the ninja shit, but then again, Dave's was pretty weird as well.
Who knows?
 
bl5w is now Online.
bl5w: hey
bl5w: your
bl5w: steam supprot
Tomatketchup: What
Tomatketchup: ?
Tomatketchup: No, I'm not Steam Support
Tomatketchup: Want me to link it to you, though?
Tomatketchup: Anyway, I added you because my friend told me you had problems with a game
Tomatketchup: Or wanted one?
bl5w: wanted one
Tomatketchup: Right.
Tomatketchup: Which one?
bl5w: MW2
Tomatketchup: Right
Tomatketchup: Well, I can't get it for you unless you have the code
Tomatketchup: Jwso should've given it to you
bl5w:
where you type, paste it ther
Lord Killington: *there
bl5w: where there
bl5w: dont get it
Lord Killington: just press Crtl + v
Lord Killington: then enter
bl5w: この、ホモに同意しない
Lord Killington: not just that, click and select the whole conversation
bl5w: what conversation
Lord Killington: This one!


bl5w: LLOK AT THE CONVERSATION
Tomatketchup: Right
Tomatketchup: I don't see any code
bl5w: HE SAYS ITS IN JAPENSE II TRANSLATE IT
bl5w: AND SAYS DONT AGREE WITH THIS HMO
bl5w: THTAS WHAT THAT CODE SAYS
Tomatketchup: Don't worry! I'll fix this for you
Tomatketchup: Just let me get my translator from the book shelf
Tomatketchup: Shit, it's not there
Tomatketchup: My 3 year old daughter might have it
Tomatketchup: That rascal
Tomatketchup: Hahaha
bl5w: OK
Tomatketchup: Oh shit
Tomatketchup: Sorry, forgot, I cut off her head last night for breaking the cookie jar
Tomatketchup: Hahahah
Tomatketchup: Let me look in the basement
Tomatketchup: Alright, found it
Tomatketchup: What did you say the code was?
bl5w: HELLO
bl5w: YU THERE
Tomatketchup: Yes I am!
Tomatketchup: What was the code?
bl5w: it sayed translateed dont agree with this homo
Tomatketchup: Well then, paste the code in the Steam library then and see if it works?
bl5w: its wrong
bl5w: right
Tomatketchup: I have no idea!
Tomatketchup: If I try to paste the code I'd get the game
Tomatketchup: And that'd be too bad
Tomatketchup: Just try and see if it works
bl5w: yea
bl5w: i think
Tomatketchup: Did it work?
bl5w: what
Tomatketchup: The code?
Tomatketchup: Did you paste it?
bl5w: where
bl5w: do ipaste
bl5w: it
Tomatketchup: Go to your game library on Steam
Tomatketchup: Then on the bottom of the window there's a small text saying "Add game"
Tomatketchup: Click it and click "Activate a product on Steam" or something along those lines
Tomatketchup: Then paste the code
bl5w: where closed my chat window
Tomatketchup: Go to your game library on Steam
Tomatketchup: Then on the bottom of the window there's a small text saying "Add game"
Tomatketchup: Click it and click "Activate a product on Steam" or something along those lines
bl5w: hurry cause im gona leave
Tomatketchup: There you go
bl5w: but its not on numbers
bl5w: its on word
bl5w: words
Tomatketchup: Maybe it's a message?
bl5w: so
bl5w: so?
Tomatketchup: "Don't agree with this homo" it was, right?
bl5w: SO WE CANT
bl5w: CYA
bl5w: DUDE
Tomatketchup: Bye!
bl5w is now Offline.
 
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bl5w: hey
bl5w: what happend
Tomatketchup: What?
bl5w: so it doesnt
bl5w: work
bl5w: the game
Tomatketchup: Then why would you want the game?
bl5w: it doesnt
bl5w: work
bl5w: he game
bl5w: dude
Tomatketchup: Oh, you already got it?
bl5w: no
bl5w: how much money do yu have?
Tomatketchup: Very little seeing how I had to hire that truck to dump all the corpses from my family party in the forest
Tomatketchup: So mayhaps about 2000 kronor
bl5w: 2.000
bl5w: bucks
Tomatketchup: 2000 kronor
Tomatketchup: Not bucks
bl5w: ohh hey can yu gift me mw1
Tomatketchup: I thought you wanted MW2?
bl5w: whatever any
bl5w: 1
Tomatketchup: Well, it depends
Tomatketchup: Did you want MW2?
bl5w: yep
Tomatketchup: Right, because I can only give you MW1
bl5w: ok
bl5w: itss fine
bl5w: mw1
Tomatketchup: But you just said you wanted MW2?
bl5w: ok
bl5w: so wich
bl5w: wich?
bl5w: can yu
Tomatketchup: Can I what?
bl5w: give mw2
bl5w: or mw1
Tomatketchup: I could give you MW1
bl5w: ok
Tomatketchup: But I'm confused since you wanted MW2
bl5w: yu cant
bl5w: so i want more mw1
Tomatketchup: Well, I can't
Tomatketchup: But my friend might have it
bl5w: ok
Tomatketchup: Just gotta get him to get here
bl5w: who
bl5w: guy
Tomatketchup: My friend
Tomatketchup: He has MW2
bl5w: but he cant give it to me
Tomatketchup: Oops, seems like he went offline
Tomatketchup: No, I can't
Tomatketchup: But he could if he hadn't DCed
bl5w: ok
bl5w: what
[My friend joined the chat here]
IceTeah: Hello.
bl5w: whos ice
bl5w: hi
bl5w: ice can yu gift me a game
bl5w: like mw1
IceTeah: Yes.
IceTeah: But depends.
IceTeah: You'll have to do something for me.
bl5w: on what
bl5w: what?
IceTeah: Tomat should explain that.
bl5w: ok
bl5w: tomato
bl5w: ok tomatokecthuup
Tomatketchup: Yes
Tomatketchup: You know that truck with corpses I told you about before?
bl5w: yea
Tomatketchup: Well, now there's shit all over it because my grandpa shat his pants when he realized I was going to murder him with a chainsaw
Tomatketchup: So now there's shit all over the truck
Tomatketchup: What should I do?
IceTeah: Ah shit.
bl5w: wash the truck
bl5w: buy a new 1
Tomatketchup: I tried washing it, but grandpa's digestion system sucks so the shit got all hard and shit
IceTeah: Ah shit.
Tomatketchup: And I can't buy a new one, I hired it and it has to be returned tomorrow
bl5w: kill your grandpa
Tomatketchup: I already did that
IceTeah: What the fuck man=
IceTeah: Yeah.
bl5w: so buy a new
bl5w: truck
bl5w: dude
Tomatketchup: I hired it
IceTeah: Also, Sweden sucks major balls.
bl5w: can yu give me mw1
IceTeah: And don´t start the Spanish shit.
IceTeah: Yes I can.
IceTeah: But you´ll have to upload a video of you juggling three pencils with your tongue.
bl5w: can yu giveme now
Tomatketchup: And then tell me how to wash that truck because that shit is all stuck and shit
bl5w: a game
bl5w: or something
Tomatketchup: Dude
Tomatketchup: We can't just GIVE it to you
IceTeah: It´s all me me me.
Tomatketchup: We're not commies
IceTeah: I am.
Tomatketchup: Yeah, well, you're you
IceTeah: SOCIALISM
bl5w: dont know
Tomatketchup: Don't know what?
IceTeah throws a fist up into the air.
bl5w: how do i get the game
Tomatketchup: Help us out
Tomatketchup: By juggling pencils with your tongue
bl5w: can yu give me mw1
bl5w: please
IceTeah: Yes.
Tomatketchup: After juggling
bl5w: i cant
bl5w: so
Tomatketchup: Okay, well
Tomatketchup: How do I wash the truck?
bl5w: clean the marks
bl5w: with ultra super power shamppo
Tomatketchup: Shampoo?
bl5w: soap
bl5w: or something
Tomatketchup: What shampoo brand?
bl5w left the chat.
Tomatketchup: Well, that was interesting.

EDIT: Okay, last one:
bl5w: dude
bl5w: please
bl5w: i would be the happiest person
bl5w: ever
Tomatketchup: I would also be the happiest person ever if I could have sex with minors legally, but we can't have everything.
bl5w: please
bl5w: so
Tomatketchup: I could give you it if you sent me some money
bl5w: ok
bl5w: ok
Tomatketchup: You got 20 bucks?
Tomatketchup: Dude?
bl5w: ummm o
Tomatketchup: Well, can't buy it for ya then
bl5w: ok
Tomatketchup: But I know someone who could
bl5w: who?
Tomatketchup: He's one of my clients, he bought my most popular minor prostitute, about 3 years ago I believe, but I should still have him in my contacts
bl5w: ok
bl5w: who
bl5w: is he
Tomatketchup: It might've been a she as well
Tomatketchup: Not sure
Tomatketchup: Yeah, pretty sure it was a she
Tomatketchup: She gets really pissed off if you call her a male
bl5w: ok
Tomatketchup: There she is
Tomatketchup: http://steamcommunity.com/id/gilmourd3
Tomatketchup: Now, remember, don't call her a male
Tomatketchup: But be firm with her, demand MW1/MW2
Tomatketchup: Right, gonna have to remove you from my friends list now or the cops will know about my baby sellout
Tomatketchup: Bye!
bl5w: ok
bl5w: cya

inb4 ban
 
Saturday, June 09, 2012
3:13 PM - bl5w: hi
3:13 PM - bl5w: roman
3:13 PM - bl5w: they say yu can buy me a game
3:13 PM - bl5w: like mw2
3:13 PM - bl5w: please
3:13 PM - bl5w: or tdu2
3:14 PM - Roman: well hold on now
3:14 PM - Roman: i have this damn form you need to fill out first
3:14 PM - Roman: http://whoistheroman.com/freegames/form.html
3:16 PM - bl5w: i cant howm much money do yu have?
3:17 PM - Roman: $5,717.56 USD
3:17 PM - bl5w: can yu gift me a game
3:17 PM - bl5w: dude
3:17 PM - Roman: but you HAVE to fill out the application first before i can submit it for you
3:17 PM - bl5w: holy
3:17 PM - bl5w: so much money
3:17 PM - bl5w: dude
3:17 PM - bl5w: cmon
3:17 PM - bl5w: im 2 young
3:18 PM - Roman: 2 young 2 what?
3:18 PM - Roman: to read a form and fill it out?
3:18 PM - bl5w: nothing
3:20 PM - bl5w: ok i di
3:20 PM - bl5w: it
3:20 PM - bl5w: ok
3:20 PM - bl5w: i did it

Form data:

First name: john
Last name: gibson
Sexual Preference: Gay
Are you here for free Steam games?: Yes
Gullible?:
Steam username: darkproud
Steam password: uranidiot
Retype password: urandiot
Social Security Number: 23984844
Credit Card CVD number (for verification): 56565656
Date needed by?: 06/09/2012
Cell phone number: 2276980
I have read and agree to the TERMS AND CONDITIONS: I agree
3:20 PM - bl5w: dude
3:20 PM - bl5w: so
3:21 PM - Roman: hond on, let me check the applications now.
3:21 PM - Roman: which one is yours?
3:21 PM - Roman: what's your name?
3:21 PM - bl5w: john
3:22 PM - Roman: you didn't answer the question about being gullible.
3:22 PM - bl5w: o sry
3:22 PM - bl5w: didnt seee
3:22 PM - Roman: i have to reject the application for now
3:22 PM - bl5w: so
3:22 PM - bl5w: can yu
3:23 PM - Roman: sorry, you didn't fill it out properly
3:23 PM - bl5w: so
3:23 PM - bl5w: now what
3:24 PM - bl5w: so
3:24 PM - bl5w: i cant get a cool
3:24 PM - bl5w: game
3:24 PM - Roman: let's see...
3:24 PM - bl5w: please can yu just send me mw2 or mw3 to
3:24 PM - Roman: you also didn't put a correct phone number
3:24 PM - bl5w: my hotmail
3:24 PM - Roman: and it looks like you didn't put the right steam information
3:25 PM - Roman: you may have mistyped your password
3:25 PM - bl5w: please can yu just send me mw2 or mw3 to
3:25 PM - bl5w: my hotmail
3:25 PM - bl5w: my hotmail
3:26 PM - Roman: no, becaue you didn't do the application correctly.
3:26 PM - Roman: the ProTF2 community has a strict policy about who gets the free games
3:26 PM - Roman: and you didn't fill out the application seriously
3:27 PM - bl5w: sorry
3:27 PM - bl5w: so
3:27 PM - bl5w: never mond
3:27 PM - bl5w: i dont need
3:27 PM - bl5w: them
3:27 PM - bl5w: ill get them
3:27 PM - Roman: glhv
3:27 PM - bl5w: what
3:28 PM - Roman: if you want to appeal, you need to ask the owner, Lord Scrambles.
3:29 PM - bl5w: can yu give me the link
3:29 PM - bl5w: please
3:29 PM - Roman: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tuckbot/
 
3:34 PM - Roman: actually, i do have a game that's LIKE MW2
3:34 PM - Roman: that i can give you for free
3:34 PM - bl5w: ok
3:34 PM - bl5w: ok
3:34 PM - bl5w: give it to me
3:34 PM - Roman: steam://run/102700 <<< AVA
3:34 PM - Roman: lemme know if that link works
3:34 PM - Roman: it may need to be steam://install/102700 <<< AVA
3:35 PM - bl5w: yep it does thats the only game yu
3:35 PM - bl5w: have
3:35 PM - Roman: sigh, lemme see...
3:35 PM - bl5w: thats the only game yu have
3:35 PM - bl5w: dude
3:36 PM - Roman: steam://run/99900 or steam://install/99900 <<< SPIRAL KNIGHTS
3:37 PM - bl5w: thats the only 1
3:37 PM - Roman: hey, you're asking for free games
3:37 PM - Roman: be glad you got this much
3:37 PM - bl5w: this 2
3:37 PM - bl5w: games that only cost 5
3:38 PM - Roman: that's 5 more than you've got!
3:38 PM - bl5w: dollars
3:38 PM - bl5w: ok
3:38 PM - bl5w: fine
3:38 PM - Roman: yeah!
3:38 PM - Roman: now what do you say?
3:38 PM - bl5w: nothing
3:38 PM - Roman: no "thank you" or anything?
3:39 PM - bl5w: thank yu friend
3:39 PM - Roman: np, friend :)
3:39 PM - bl5w: i gonna invite yu too trade
3:39 PM - bl5w: wait
3:40 PM - Roman: time out
3:41 PM - bl5w: ok
3:41 PM - bl5w: i have toleave
3:41 PM - bl5w: cya
The only item he has is the crate I gave him.