Things People Type In the Ingame Chat that Annoy You

[ЯS6 Augar]

Also. When a female comes into the server and expects special attention. That just sickens me to no end.

 

[Maddo]

The most common thing that makes me think, shut up you dumb fuck is:
"fucking noob" or "backburner noob" as its normaly when someone gets killed, and I think to myself "haha asshole, killed by a noob"

 

[Fish]

When someone turns up, dominates almost all my team, and at the end of the round goes "gg"

 

[Shiny Charizard]

"Trading _______" in non trade servers
"Medic you suck" ~A fucking heavy

etc

 

[SarcasticWisdom]

Our team needs less snipers and more classes that actually do something important
Says the one who's also playing sniper

like "my team is doing nothing, i'm doing everything", mostly comming from the guys who are farming kills, not looking at the objectives.

"anyone want 2 trade"

sums it up for me

 

[Crimmy]

When a guy gets a random crit, then gloats about his skill in chat after killing a scout at two health with said crit.
True story.

 

[XXsAnCt1F13DxX]

"OMG DIS TEEM IZ SO BAD RETARDS" the guy who is bad

Trolls

"OMG U NOOB STOP KILLING ME FAGET" Butt hurt kid

"HAHA I GOT A BODYSHOT TEIM 4 TAUNT" Taunting tard

 

[DanHack]

Kid blaming every death to lag.
Yelling at sydney sleepers for bodyshotting.

 

[ZeSquirrel]

The bane of my enjoyment has to be coversations that go like this one;

Noob:"Hey, I liks ur hat is AWZUM!"
Me:"Thanks, I like it too :)"
Noob:"Kans i by it of u"
Me:"Yeah Sure, but let's wait until the round ends, I wanna win this"
Noob:"kkk :D"
*Noob spams trade invites to me*
Me:"Look can we not just wait?"
*More spam of invite*
Noob: "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i gtg"
Me: "-.- fine"
*He trades me only to say the following;*
Noob:"i no i pay 2 mush butt i give tis"
*Gives dirty weapon of no value to anyone*

Why bother.
Half the time I don't even think it's sharking. I think they legitimately believe their dirty sandman is worth an unusual...
Sorry for the long example, but it really annoys me.

 

[XXsAnCt1F13DxX]

Story

Mario Kart Server

"HEY NOICE HAATE"

"Thanks"

"WAT IZ EET CALLED"

"It's a Unusual Tough Guys Touqe with It's A Secret To Everybody Effect"

"OK TRAD ME PLZ"

"Sure"

"HEAR HAB SOME STRANGES PLZ"

"-_-"

 

[Grintomenow]

*Pyro is the hardest class and is the weakest class* This, this is right here is major bullshit.

 

[111111]

*Pyro is the hardest class and is the weakest class* This, this is right here is major bullshit.

Indeed. Everyone knows that award goes to spy.

 

[Grintomenow]

Wow, at first I didn't think I'd like this forum, but people here are friendly and respond instantly. I just signed up for this report.

 

[111111]

Wow, at first I didn't think I'd like this forum, but people here are friendly and respond instantly. I just signed up for this report.

Not everyone is friendly. You will learn to spot those people quickly. Just do what I did and look at alot of the past threads to see.

 

[sov]

*Gets domination on a player (happened once there are other things also but I just put that one)

"Vote ban against Ace of Spades"


wtf?

 

[Tundra Fizz]

Wow, at first I didn't think I'd like this forum, but people here are friendly and respond instantly. I just signed up for this report.

Yep pretty much what SasnarDash said.

As for me, the thing that annoys me most is when people say "cool budz/hat/etc i want can i trade" (much like the couple examples above).

I no longer bother with those kind of people and I can typically tell that they aren't willing to trade seriously if they use poor spelling and grammar, which is why I just go on regular servers and leave trading strictly to websites/forums.

 

[sov]

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• "anyone got iteams they dont want?................" - every bankrupt crate merchant stumbling into a server

That one is the one that ticks me off and about half of the server.

 

[VEGAN DAD]

annoying bitches on mic that shitnerds try to impress.
number one pub chat pet peeve. it's so hard to listen to.

 

[Crimmy]

"BUYING FREE STUFF!!!"
Wut?
I think my favorite is when someone complains about a demo man being spammy.
Lol...

 

[This Name Is False]

"!VOTE MENU"-Little children that think they are threatening people by misspelling something obvious. It's either this, or

!votemnu
!votmenu
!vtmen
!vitmenu
!vucmen

These.
Then, I heard a Pyro on our team in Dustbowl Stage 3 claim that he was "carrying the team" shortly after he rose one spot on the leaderboard (Before which he was in last).
He later rage quit when we lost purposely so we could congratulate our heroic Pyro, the team carrier.