Things People Type In the Ingame Chat that Annoy You

[Meowcenary]

- People who say "we need less spies and snipers" when our other 3 heavies and 4 soldiers are blatantly ignoring the objective

- "Wow. My team sucks." Says the guy who is completely ignoring the objective

- "OH MAH GERD! U R ALL BADDIEZ! I PLAY EN A UBAR IMPORTANT CUMPETITIEV TEAM MANG SO U R AUTOMATICALLY BAD LOL SILLY PUBBARZ" <-- needs to be inhumanely put down for thinking they're god just because they play competitive

- "deadringer takes no skill!" Any half decent spy will tell you that the dead ringer isn't simply "O hai I'm getting shot /deadringer"

- "I hate Skial's respawn time QQ" Well I hate servers that clear out and don't fill up after one round because they're not in the quick play list.

- "Quick-fix sucks" The uber is certainly not good for certain situations but the quickfix can be amazing when used right.

- "Shut up 12 year old on the mic" In the time it takes these whiners to yell at some random 12 year old they could of muted them by then. I hate squeaky kids on microphones too but I'm not afraid to make good use of my client mute.

- "Pyro takes no skill" any half decent pyro knows there's a lot more to pyro than just m1+w

Yes I am buttfrustrated

 

[Mothership]

"All me" - 12 year old who's not anywhere close to MVP when his team wins.

 

[DaivdBaekr]

• "Demospam!" - anyone killed by the loch-n-load or a sticky cluster

• "we need a medic someone go medic" - one of the team's many snipers

• "ahahah puta culo médico me cure cerdo hijo de puta quiere criticals" - every 2 AM tomislav heavy ever

• "wow this team sucks. later, gibus mongrels" - random player on losing team after a scout does its job and back-caps

• "anyone got iteams they dont want?................" - every bankrupt crate merchant stumbling into a server

 

[Pinker-tan]

!votemnu
!votmenu
!vtmen
!vitmenu
!vucmen

I've seen all of those, and it annoys me to no end, especially since the correct spelling of !votemenu is showing up every minute.

That's 2fort for you


when people say "buying refined metal" it makes me nervous lol

 

[Johhan]

Everything above, and also:

"!scramble", usually followed by "WTF this server doesn't even scramble!"

Or, people on team Blu, who start a scramble vote on the second or last stage of Dustbowl when there's 10 or 15 minutes left on the timer.

 

[ModSe7en]

- "Pyro takes no skill"

I'm slowly beginning to believe this. The Degreaser/Axtinguisher combo and ability to W+M1 seems to attract every new player ever.
OT: The valuable intel dead people provide, such as "SPAI AS MEEE!"

 

[Crimmy]

When sniper number eight says "Teams are stacked" after spending an hour in the server and getting twelve points.

 

[Ruelel]

anything that involves a bad heavy(yes those exist) talkin shit to a medic

 

[Cylosis]

!timeleft


PRESS TAB, FUCKTARD

 

[ModSe7en]

!timeleft


PRESS TAB, FUCKTARD

timeleft applies for map, not round.

 

[Cylosis]

timeleft applies for map, not round.

There's a map timer in the top right corner of the scoreboard

 

[Devin64156]

Wow where do I start. Well ill list 2 that bug the holy hell out of me.

Me: Where the hell is my team at guys I'm doing all of the work here.
Guy: Right and you have more deaths than you do kills that's funny it looks like we have done more than you.
Me: presses tab and sees im 2 away from the top and finds all but 4 are spys with 1-12 points after 1 hour.

Comment 2
This one ticks me off the most. when I blow back a rocket with the pyro im always greeted with these comments.

"Hacker" "Blow back is for bitches and nubs you should just quit" "Your just using blow back because you cannot fight me like a man. If you don't face me one on one right now in the sewers your a 12 year old bitch who dose not know how to play tf2"

 

[Twilight]

Another is "Stop Killing me I'm a Friendly heavy"
"tryhard"
or "!bp twilight" in which someone inspect my bp and spam me with trade invites
Then by me simply being there I get a shitton of mlp/brony hate, in which people go out there way to try and rage me, then I just spam rockets at them

 

[Johhan]

I also generally hate it when people start talking shit Call of Duty style, often laced with grammatical and spelling errors. It's a war-themed hat simulator, for crying out loud. Be civilized with your insults. I particularly like telling people "I'm going to take that hat of yours, and I'm going to read the cleaning label, and then... I'm going to throw it in my washing machine with the whites and bleach it with hot water." Why I may not be able to see them, but I'm sure the silence that follows is them weeping fearfully and soiling themselves.

 

[Twilight]

I also generally hate it when people start talking shit Call of Duty style, often laced with grammatical and spelling errors. It's a war-themed hat simulator, for crying out loud. Be civilized with your insults. I particularly like telling people "I'm going to take that hat of yours, and I'm going to read the cleaning label, and then... I'm going to throw it in my washing machine with the whites and bleach it with hot water." Why I may not be able to see them, but I'm sure the silence that follows is them weeping fearfully and soiling themselves.

Thats just wrong man, no matter how bad the grammatical errors may be, or just how much it annoys you. You dont cross that line man, don't ever threaten the hats, its not their fault that a dumbass is wearing them, just leave em be and hope that maybe one day they might get traded to a good decent person who will wear that hat with pride.

 

[Crimmy]

When the server's empty, Red team is five bots one human. And the blu spy who failstabbed the engie bot twice goes "2ez" after finally capping the point.

 

[ThirstyDonut]

Anything this guy says.
http://www.skial.com/stats/hlstats.php?mode=chathistory&player=313477

His name alone gives me a fucking aneurysm
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Xx4204lyfexX

I have no respect for his steamid, or whatever you call that thing at the end of a profile link
"Xx4204lyfexX"

and I particularly dislike his binds, here's a sample.
**PROTIP** if you want frag ppl u has 2 hit them. .
My GF just exploded in laughter watching you fuck up like that. Bet you wish you had one, nerd..
!disable aimbot.
Shrekt, you're time here is ogre..

Oh, and he's 12

 

[ЯS6 Augar]

*misunderstood topic*

"be a real pyro u scrub and use the degreaser" - When I'm using the standard flamethrower...

>WM1ing like a f2p savage.

Lel. Using a Degreaser properly is what separates us from f2p filth. I suggest you learn how to play Pyro properly.

 

[Boa-Noah]

>WM1ing like a f2p savage.

Lel. Using a Degreaser properly is what separates us from f2p filth. I suggest you learn how to play Pyro properly.

The only bonus a degreaser grants is weapon switch speed, you can puff'n'sting with a standard flamethrower.

 

[ЯS6 Augar]

The only bonus a degreaser grants is weapon switch speed, you can puff'n'sting with a standard flamethrower.

Tell me how that goes for you. I stomp all the scrubs on the LA servers with Axe+Degreaser combo.