Zebra Got Attacked

[KillerZebra]

so i got drunk one day. decided to go out and put on a costume and run out in the wide open planes of African. It was fun for a while. Ate some grass, made new friends. The usual Zebra stuff. Then this happened

only i didn't get attacked. it was a gang rape. They showed me who was kind of that jungle

 

[Lord Killington]

Zeebs, your typing's starting to look like Jonathan's

wide open planes of African.

They showed me who was kind of that jungle

 

[Ohaider]

This grammar is so bad, I can taste it.

 

[ViperStriker]

Jonathan > KillerZebra

 

[ClassyPotato]

Jonathan > KillerZebra

I think Zebra's reaction should go like:
"I'm drunk he doesn't have an excuse"

 

[BadGuy]

At least he wasn't wairing his Sunday best.

 

[Lord Killington]

At least he wasn't wairing his Sunday best.

looks like a member of a crap KISS tribute band

 

[ViperStriker]

 

[JonJon]

Jonathan > KillerZebra

ViperStriker2011 > Chuck Norris

 

[ViperStriker]

ViperStriker2011 > Chuck Norris

True Statement is True.

Even Better: Viper's Chode > Chuck Norris