You have 10 seconds...

[Uncle zägä]

The number 3.

 

[Photek]

pokeball

 

[Gigz]

Toss a copy of MW3 at it.
Save my Skyrim.

 

[Roman]

A bag of rocks.

Hm.

 

[DeadHerald]

splat

I set my mother upon it. 10 seconds of her running her mouth will kill all but the most dire of creatures.

 

[ViperStriker]

Well today I have a Coffee Mug...and some Goldfish Crackers. FML yet again.

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

I have a Dildo under mine. THAT MOFO IS A WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION.

Fixed.

 

[ViperStriker]

Fixed.

<3 you too, CD.

 

[Sparky]

i reach for commander videos dead body in the closet and use him as a shield,
so im good

 

[Brandon mckinney]

can of axe and the lighter right next to it. or the rifle

 

[CiNiC]

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO NECROPOST

 

[Roman]

BAG OF PEANUTS

I'M DONE FOR

 

[Chiefmiest]

Lotion?

 

[bananapie62 1]

i have my fat ass brother, TAKE HIM FIRST

i also have a fly swatter and a gun safe (i live in redneck country :D). but i like my first idea better

 

[butterfingersman]

Chap stick..

 

[Faron]

I never answered this last time it got bumped. Anyway, on my right side brass sword, and on the left side a yo-yo. Dam why did I have to be left-handed...

 

[Roman]

Well, the yo-yo was originally a weapon.

 

[basiate]

MARSHMALLOWS I HOPE HE'S ALLERGIC

 

[Faron]

Well, the yo-yo was originally a weapon.

I just remembered that that yo-yo has a tiny knife in it. I used to use it when I went out on walks and shit to not get mugged or something. But a sword is still probably better.

 

[Toxik]

A glass with some Monster.
BRING IT ON FUCKER :fyeah: