You have 10 seconds...

[Brick]

A kitchen knife.

So I guess it depends on who can strike first.

 

[KillerZebra]

my cat.

He will fight i will run

 

[N1SMOMAX]

I got deodorant and a pocket knife...

 

[GhostDragon505]

A crowbar, some handsaws, a hachet, more saws, pocket knife, lighter, and a can of febreze.
i think i can take him.

 

[CiNiC]

Pirate hat. I would swat it to death, and/or capture it in the opening.

 

[Doki]

mininuke minigun

:) COME AT ME BITCH

 

[RisenDemon]

.44 revolver I keep under my desk.

 

[ViperStriker]

I have a Dildo under mine. THAT MOFO IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

 

[superpotburger]

probably mindfucked, but the closest thing to me is my balcony

No fair! That's an escape route!

A hair dryer. Do giant ass raping gazadores fear centralized heat that doesn't damage your hair?

 

[TheNotSid]

The closest thing to me is some air duster.

I will spray this on my asshole before the rape, so it will freeze shut.

 

[basiate]

The closest thing to me is some air duster.

I will spray this on my asshole before the rape, so it will freeze shut.

Okay. I'm starting to get curious. What the fuck is the pic in your sig from?

 

[Sharkey]

Okay. I'm starting to get curious. What the fuck is the pic in your sig from?

David Fucking Byrne (the fucking is added for awesomeness)

 

[P Lash]

David Fucking Byrne (the fucking is added for awesomeness)

No, his sig. The scary black guy.

 

[Photek]

I think thats from a music video? idk it just looks really familiar

 

[Sharkey]

No, his sig. The scary black guy.

Random gif from tumblr or something.

 

[basiate]

Random gif from tumblr or something.

:seriously: I can tell that. I wanna know what music video it's from.

 

[Sharkey]

:seriously: I can tell that. I wanna know what music video it's from.

So you have no idea where it's from, yet you're convinced it's from a music video?

 

[basiate]

So you have no idea where it's from, yet you're convinced it's from a music video?

Photek seems to be sure it's from a music video, so I take that.

 

[TheNotSid]

hang on i'm going to google image search this.

 

[TheNotSid]

I got this