What shit have you done in school?

One day in middleschool I get called to the principals office (don't even remember what for), got pissed off at her and dumped her cup of hot coffee all over her. Then I got sent to out of home placement for a year.

Also, this
Turok said:
beating up would-be gang members. if one has time for the "thuglife", one has time to have better shit to do and put more effort into more productive things.
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I also enjoyed toying with the bullies in the school. For some reason they avoided me whenever I came around.
 
I use to be the yu gi oh traplord in 6th grade since no ones mom would let them spend money on yu gi oh cards they would give me the money to buy booster packs for them I would open them up take out the good cards and replace them with my repeats or bad cards and seal them again and that's about the worse thing I did in school I was never bullied nor did I bully anyone and I don't feel like writing a fake storie about how I was feared and respected all around school in a effort to make my self look cool to the internet
 
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Back in middle school my friend Tony once bought a waki-taki and tuned it into the schools administrative frequency and throughout the day we would mess around making various different sounds into it causing an announcement the next morning about it. They never did find out it was us either.:D
Chicken nosies
Sex nosies
Sounds of yoga
Yodeling
Character lines from Call of duty (grenade out, cover me I'm reloading)
Fart nosies
Burping
Mario's theme song(Via tonys phone)
 
Back in high school, I was in a fight with a couple of wannabe thugz. I didn't know shit about self-defense, so I pretended i was some black-belt Wing Hapkidokarate-taekwondojudojutsu Do fighter. Apparently that was enough to scare them and every other bully in school.
The principle laughed at the camera footage but that's not important.
 
My School had a food fight last year (12-13 school year) like a week before finals, the principle was pissssssed, so yeah, there's that...
 
Man last year there was this substitute for Biology, and before class even started I usually just chill in the back with some friends in the class. When he walked in I was leaning in my chair, and then my friend tipped the chair and I ended up sticking my hand out and knocking down like three shelves of the biology textbooks, was so loud oh my god.

Substitute looks at me with the widest deer eyes and says "You think that was funny kid?" I was basically dying of laughter and trying to hide it just made it worse. He sent me to the Deans and I had to explain that, Dean didn't really care. Next two weeks of class he had me sit up front because he didn't want me pulling anything. Great time.
 
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2 edgy for me i think i found a picture of you tough mother fucker
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Funnily enough, I dressed similar to that in my much younger days with exception to that the jacket was pink and so were my shoes. and for some reason which I do not recall, even my nails were colored pink. I was made fun of for it but I didn't really care, I was popular with girls for it.
 
As our "senior prank", my amazingly smart class decided to do a slip and slide by our cafeteria.
At least, the class before us had more fun, they ran everywhere, entered rooms and splashed everyone with water guns
Oh, the white shirts that day.
 
Blew up half the chemistry lab with my friends, accidentally dropped some concentrated H2SO4 on a hot girl's shoes in the same lab (made things really awkward, that did), used my chem skills to secretly make some chloroform while our teacher wasn't looking, dripped ethanol on the wall in the form of words and set it on fire so they could see some flaming words on the wall (which said some really rude stuff).

Also aided the guys in my class in setting some firecrackers off.

Also, there was a massive softboard in the staff room detailing their schedule for meetings, classes etc. I sneaked in and changed as many of the timings I could.

Oh, and we had this dude back in the 10th grade who tried to bully me because he thought I was a "nerd". Had a massive fight with him in front of the entire grade in which I shattered his nose and almost broke his left arm. The next week he came to school with a heavily bandaged face and a sling for his arm. That was GLORIOUS
So much for being a "nerd".

Er....what else? Oh yeah, I used to have a very explosive temper as a small child. My first day EVER of school (except the school I was in at age 4-5) had the teacher introduce me to the other kids, who then told us all that she's going outside for a bit to talk to someone. I was sitting again next to the same dude whose nose I broke in the 10th grade, who said, "Hi, my name's....", and while doing so he took my brand new shiny Spider-man pencil box and chucked it out the window.
My Spider-man pencil box. MY SPIDER-MAN PENCIL BOX. I loved that pencil box.
As exploding with anger as a 6 year old kid can be, I faced him and snatched his entire school bag, with his books and pencil box and food and bottle and everything and threw it outside.

So, yeah. I've done some stuff. But I do extremely well in school so I almost, always get off more or less free. I've always used this to my advantage in getting out of bad spots. The teachers never can associate any of the disasters directly or indirectly caused by me to that nice, polite guy always in perfect uniform they see walking the corridors.
 
All ive done is smoke weed and ciggarettes in the bathroom, also I once twice masturbated in the bathroom. Oh yeah, I made this thing that when you opened it it would open finder 1000000 times, turn your volume all the way up and play rick astleys Never Gonna Give You Up
 
In 8th grade our baseball coach was a dickhead so one day we just screwed up as much as we could to piss him off. He made us run a lap and midway through we all Tebow'd cause #thuglyfe. He sent us all home but we stayed and ran our own practice cause he was a horse's ass.

It gets even better. Our team had a phone hotline where we could leave messages for the coach. So we called it and made an excuse for one kid. We impersonated his dad and told the coach he was masturbating too frequently on his face and it is scaring him.

Yeah, good times :D
 
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I remember last year, my bus was the shit.


We did so many things.




- We had 3 fire crackers and of course someone had a lighter with them so we lit those crackers up on the last row of seats on the bus and threw one out the window into the street.


- We were on the bus and the bus was waiting for the traffic light to change to green, we were looking out the window and then this guy yells at us (the back of the bus where we were sitting) and we all look at this tall skinny white kind of old looking guy who looked like he was in a gang or did drugs, etc. and for some reason, he does this often to us sometimes during dog piles, one of the guys with us looked at him and yelled ,"WHAT!" This crazy ass guy comes out of his car (he was two lanes to the right, no car in between the bus and his car) and he climbed up the window and stuck his head in and everyone in the bus ducked and the guy that stuck his head in just jogged back to his car and than all of a sudden he puts his hand under the steering wheel and he pulls it out as if he had a gun. at this point we are all saying "Oh shit the fuck! this ***** crazy." He just drove away after that. His elemtary school daughter (who looked on like a good kid) was sitting in the car asking her dad to stop and to sit down.


- hot boxed the bus.


- The bus driver was a cool bus driver who wasn't really strict but was the type to always tell us to stop or cool down from the front of the bus. So one day he comes back to the bus and asks a kid what is his name. The kid responded, "My name is John Adams."

- We had dog piles a lot and stuff haha.

- two hot girls xD

- We had some wild and funny people.

- Strange conversationss
 
Well since my school has a lot of money to spend they decided to take down all chalk and white boards and replace them all with interactive boards. So what we did was we brought a wireless mouse into class and stuck it into the board we would then proceed to fuck shit up while the teacher had his back turned.(erasing stuff, drawing penises, shutdowing the computer...)

Thats about it I guess.
 
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