What shit have you done in school?

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I know one of these threads have been made but it's so old right now that it will be an unworthy necro.

So tell me skial what "poop" have you done in school?

I remember when me and my 2 friends painted the school bathrooms in blue tissues by putting soap on them wetting them scrunching them up then throwing them at the wall. It didn't go well, in assembly ALL the boys were told to look at the bathrooms (It was a very small school so all of us could fit in there) and while the head of the school was shouting at us my 2 friends blew it and starting laughing like crazy, gg.
 
I didn't pull any pranks in school because we had a football coach who would have used it as an excuse to beat the shit out of us.
 
In high school, they did this lock down thing in which they have the teachers locked their doors, and then round up everyone who was late and put them into detention. They did this while i was late to class, so I was running down the halls and kicked open the door to my English class, in turn almost fucked up my teacher who was a kind old lady, since the was just behind the door when i kicked it. Also I set fire to a lot of shit in chem class, bunsen burners are fun.


Also also, Caught a lot of people fucking since I took the back exits/entrances when i had morning football practice
 
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In high school, they did this lock down thing in which they have the teachers locked their doors, and then round up everyone who was late and put them into detention. They did this while i was late to class, so I was running down the halls and kicked open the door to my English class, in turn almost fucked up my teacher who was a kind old lady, since the was just behind the door when i kicked it. Also I set fire to a lot of shit in chem class, bunsen burners are fun.
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Just don't drop potassium or any other group 1 metals into water and you'll do ok.
 
My mother has mind control over me. The worst thing I can do in school is be on Skial during class and text during class. And I barely do that.
 
I thought terdy made this thread.

i did homework and told others "shut up im doing my homework" or "go be whores somewhere else." Although i did punch a kid at the bus stop...
 
This one kid was like "Aaron, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna come back there and hurt you"
Me - *lean back* Alright, I'm waiting! Come on over! :D
Him - *actually comes back and tries to fight me*
Me - *hold him down by jamming my elbow in his face until end of bus ride*
I can't fight, but I can end one.
 
Me and my friend made a huge fucking snowball at school, we went to Mrs bitchfaces class window and someone opened it as we threw it.

Classroom was covered in snow windows, floors and Mrs bitchface was covered in white snow. Then we legged it as fast as we could because the anger on her face was melting the snow.
 
Hahaha, I did many things...

The first thing I will tell you about, which isn't really bad, but I just found funny was when I went to the bathroom... About 2 inches above the urinal was a tic-tac-toe game that someone started and there was an O in the middle. So I had a purple pen and I put and X. Then a few days later when I went to the bathroom, I was the same handwriting and pen color, with an O in another spot. This happened until we almost filled up the board. the other person, who ever that was, and I never got to finish the game because the janitors or someone painted over that or wiped it off....
 
It's all about the penis game now. My friends and I sometimes ask the teachers about the NSA and Edward Snowden. We were told to go mop the floors.
 
I'm pretty much constantly drunk or inebriated during uni lectures and seminars. Apart from that, nothing much from the normal student life style
 
A 7 foot black kid once beat the shit out of me because i said he like curtains too much.

I got "expelled" from AP bio because i brought cilantro into class one day in a baggie and tried to sell it to the stoner.

I got suspended for 3 days once because i wrote "Nuck Figgers" On the bathroom stall.

In elementary school i peed thru this hole in the bathroom into an adjacent classroom.

I once managed to smuggle (dont even ask) I live lobster onto a a plane. This was during a school field trip. 1 teacher laughed his ass off, the other didnt...

I guarded some bathroom stall a kid was masturbating in

I was one of the factors in an autistic kid getting hit by a bus

there's more, damn i'm stupid.
 
One time in high school I was having a shitty day and my friend decided to toss a bit of his sandwich down my shirt.

Backhanded him so hard his nose broke and the medical costs came from his college funds. We're still friends.
 
beating up would-be gang members. if one has time for the "thuglife", one has time to have better shit to do and put more effort into more productive things.
also, beating up penniless chumps who owed me money and failed to pay-up on agreed paydate. ofc there were alternatives to paying up besides cash but I don't want to disclose what were the alternatives offered...
 
Throw gum to make it stick to the roof. Teacher gets pissed and goes and gets the principal. While she's out, take the gum down. Repeat.
 
Turok said:
beating up would-be gang members. if one has time for the "thuglife", one has time to have better shit to do and put more effort into more productive things.
also, beating up penniless chumps who owed me money and failed to pay-up on agreed paydate. ofc there were alternatives to paying up besides cash but I don't want to disclose what were the alternatives offered...
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2 edgy for me i think i found a picture of you tough mother fucker
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