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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=John

Actually, I don't have an english name, but it is the equivalent to John.

Friend: "Why are you smiling?"

Girl: "I'm smiling because I have a John in my life."

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A gentleman in Finnish language. Well-mannered male. Is always kind to his neighbour.
I went out with a guy last night. He was truly Juuso.


Urban word for an intelligent guy.
He´s very clever. A real Juuso!


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erik
The heterosexual way of spelling the name Eric.
The name implies many meanings:
-awesome beyond comparison (adj.)
-stunningly handsome and suave (adj.)
-able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb)
-able to do all things exceedingly well (verb)
Erik
An extremely sexy and perfect man. Has gorgeous eyes, an incredible personality. Shy at first, funny as hell once you get to know him. Very caring and wonderously intelligent. Easy to get along with, SEXY body. The best in bed. Turns you on without even trying, has an underlying sex appeal that he's unaware of. Very handsome and mysterious. Loves to cuddle, very loving and knows how to make you feel like the most important person in the whole world with just one look.

Very rare species of male. One of a kind. Erik's make perfect boyfriends, could easily be the one you spend the rest of your life with. Living proof of perfection.


AAAND

a freaky, weird, teenage boy with an oddly-shaped head and does drugs who's secretly gay and is so desperate for a girlfriend he stalks anyone he talks to and sends creepy messages to every girl on facebook and he blows kisses to their buses. Generally good at Guitar Hero
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. Mike 5979 up, 2329 down

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
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Mark said:
I clicked on that link, and all I see is more self indulgent, E-masturbation. This is literally what everyone else has gotten, why are you surprized?
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it's my ew face, less surprised more ew.
 
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A guy who cares a lot about other people. He doesn't base his friendships and relationships on how someone looks. Brady is the type of guy that is everyone's best friend. He is also a laddies man. Every girl is hanging on his every word. And often flirts as often as possible, even if it not intentional. Brady loves music, and very ridiculous things. He is so sweet and will never let someone fall between the cracks and if they do he helps them back up. Usually has long blondish brownish hair that he is nagged to cut, and brilliant blue eyes. Brady is one of the dearest friends you can ever have.
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the most incredible and sexiest guy alive. most loving person, you will ever meet. Brady is someone you will fall in love with instantly and then keep one falling in love with. he's perfect beyond belief. He plays the guitar with passion and he sings with feeling. A lyricist, a poet, a warrior and a sweetheart with a big heart. A sweet, kind person who emits a powerful and gentle brilliance around him. Brady is every girls' dream prince and is the only guy a girl would love to walk the aisle down with. Oh did i mention he is AMAZINGLY PERFECT? xXxXx
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wrote my name and saw good things but when i scrolled down I saw this and kinda laughed not because most of it was probably true but because I'm pretty sure one of my friends wrote it:

My name:
Gay, Weak, Loser, Sucks alot, Must be artist, Must wear black all the time
also
Likes to have sex with artsy girls that live in his dorm area
Is sterile so he has sex all the time so he can't get em prego
have 500 accents


and of course
"mushroom soup"
 
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2. Jonathan
A sweet, kind, thoughtful guy that can sometimes slightly off. Kinda lazy, but really hardworking when he tears into it. A guy that never gives up and once he finds that one true person, never gives up no matter what. Kinda sleeps a lot, but is cute all the same.
He's such a Jonathan.. sleeping like that at school. But how cute!

That's pretty weird as I sleep all the time at school
 
3. reed

A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.
Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.
 
1. rick 354 up, 86 down

to remove santorum orally
I ricked my girlfriend so I wouldn't get santorum on the bedsheets.
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2. rick 178 up, 49 down

verb: to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth. Specifically to the act of removing 'santorum' orally. (see santorum)
I don't mind dirty sex, but I would never rick santorum.
OR
She would only let him fuck her in the ass if he would rick santorum.
 
Hells Fucking Yes:

Space Pirate Ninja from the future. Well known badass, and conqueror. Very tough, hard to kill, and hardly ever gives up. Keeps a positive attitude, and doesn't let things bother him. Others are envious of his talents and abilities and hate him for it, but secretly wish that they were him. People either love or hate him, but those who don't don't know the real Orion yet. Orion is a good friend to have, but someone you don't want as an enemy. But he is very forgiving to his enemies.
Orion just entered the forum and told off that troll.

Orion just liberated the miners from Stern Metal corporation and set them up with Stern Metal's money and facilities.

That troll got jealous of Orion's programming abilities and tried to troll him, but Orion didn't let it bother him and called the troll on his logical fallacies and errors.
 
A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

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A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode in awe of the muttonstache. He's an angel. twin of Roman.
 
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