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KillerZebra

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A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.
Someone with a fantastic everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.
This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.
Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.
"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jeff
 
mine was lame so i searched "garth"
garth
a crazy alcohlic german that loves bier more than he loves his mom. loves to party and fuck hoes. also a member of the 3Gs a top secret society.
 
EDIT:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kelly

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All of my meanings, Summed up with that.
 
Mark:
1.
The most sexiest, sweetest guy you will ever know! He makes everyone around him feel loved and special. I thank God for the day I met him. No one can take his place in my heart! Mark is my true soul mate. Once you realize that Mark is a God the better off you will be! He makes you feel like a woman in every sense of the word. I love Mark forever and a day!
Mark is the sweetest guy you'll ever know!

2.
the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
On your Mark, Get Set, Go!

3.

So easy to fall in love with mark.. He makes you laugh when your trying to be mad at him, and gives you the cutest kisses on the forhead. hes very loyal and a genuine guy. He will tell you the truth, and is very truthful with anything you ask. Hes amazing so don't ever give a mark up. they are the best thing you"ll ever have..
; Mark is the best boyfriend anyone can ever have, dont let em' go.

4.

the sexiest, smartest thing alive. derived from the bible "Mark" is a walking god. It would be an honor to know someone by this name. Should you ask something of him, he will know the perfect answer. It is for this reason that he is a lady pleaser. Also because he has a slong like a black man down to his knees.
Joe: WOW! look a living mark
Tom: HOLY MOLY! i wish i was like him
Joe: Yeah i know. Hes great

5.
Just about the sexiest geek you'll ever meet. He specialises in electronics because he's smart enough to and he's so damn good at making sure everything's turned on. Women feel uncontrollably attracted to him, probably because of all that latent magnetism he's absorbed from fiddling with electronic things for so long but, on top of his smouldering sexiness, he also believes in total monogamy making his girlfriend just about the luckiest bitch on the planet.
"I wish I could find the perfect man."

"You mean you wish you could find Mark!"

6.
no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!" he is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better. he may not be interested in you, yet, but wait... i did, and now he's mine... so if theres a mark in your life that you want and find irresistable... chances are he's interested in you, so just wait... your time will come.. i guarantee! good luck, i wish the best to you....
FRIEND 1: "omg! who is that hottie with a body over there? he is irresistably hot. i wish he knew i was alive.... "
FRIEND 2: "oh him? that's mark, of course. who doesn't know him?"
*mark starts walking toward them*
FRIEND 1: "omg! omg! he's coming over here, do you think he likes me? theres now way he could, im too ugly..."
FRIEND 2: "don't be too sure.... he always goes for the girl that least expects it, in this case.... your the girl, good luck! HI MARK!"
MARK: "hello ladies. i was just talking to my friends, when i spotted the most beautiful person i have ever seen, so i decided to come over here and ask her out to the movies this friday. what do you say?"
FRIEND 2: "who is the beautiful person? me, or her?"
MARK: "sorry, but it's her, not you... so, will you?"
FRIEND 1: "omg. of course. i can't believe you think i'm beautiful... no ones ever said that too me, besides my parents, but they have to say it..."
MARK: "great, i'll pick you up around 7:30? k?"
FRIEND 1: "yea, it's great. i can't wait!"
*mark walks away*
FRIEND 2: "what did i tell you?"
FRIEND 1: "wow, i am so excited, and nervous, i never would have thought mark would ask me out!!! this is the best day of my life!
*thus concludes, the best day of her life, this could be you, if you know a mark... just wait.... your time will come*
 
Possibly one of the sexiest girls on the face of the earth. They are so much fun to be around, But, a downside is that they are too fine for you. Usually not skanks or hoes have tons of friends and are in middle class families. Has friends that will destroy people that want to harm her. Gets hit on a lot by guys isn't stuck up or a bitch, although they tend to have a bitchy friend or two.
Dude, you see Erika today? Man, she was fine as hell!

Ha!she is but a girl that fine is outta your league....
 
David
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david is... the most amazing person you will ever meet..he is kind and sensitive..strong and daring..and he is gentle and sweet... he might not always think befor he does something..but thats what makes him so amazing..he is very very good looking..and oh he is a great kisser..if you meet this david..you should never ever let him go..cause if you do you might not get him back..
 
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1. James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
:fyeah:
 
Collin

An absolutely flawless individual that possesses nearly super-human intelligence, almost ridiculous good looks, an incredibly knack for athletic events, and unrivaled talent in everything they do. Also, someone that everyone else wishes they could be like.
 
1. David 303 up, 78 down

david is... the most amazing person you will ever meet..he is kind and sensitive..strong and daring..and he is gentle and sweet... he might not always think befor he does something..but thats what makes him so amazing..he is very very good looking..and oh he is a great kisser..if you meet this david..you should never ever let him go..cause if you do you might not get him back..

i love david.
David you are amazing.
love sweet gentle strong daring think kisser sensitive
by khopp<3 Oct 19, 2009 share this add a video
2. David 67 up, 19 down

Though incredibly sexy and intelligent, a David is most often recognized by the size of his heart. Wanted by all as either a Father, Brother, Husband, Lover, or Friend; David's are highly sought after and if obtained, should be handled with great care.
So there I was at the grocery store and I saw this man with his kids and I thought to myself... Wow what a David. I wonder if he's single!
dad father brother friend lover
by David_Drooler Sep 25, 2010 share this add a video
3. david 238 up, 75 down

The meaning of Our Beloved One. He stands out. Very caring, active, seductive, and handsome out of this world. He supports, annoying, creep, and shows determination. He well trained at times, but can often show his weirdness. Talent and smart and strong. He tends to be loud and boastful. Also baffling. Where would I or we be without him.
david is the doctor we wish was around all the time.
smart strong athlect handsome godlike
by jarehead Mar 16, 2009 share this add a video

4. David 104 up, 27 down

Sexiest man alive; knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day; can make you laugh at everything; serious but also can be wild and crazy; always wants what is best for the people he cares about most; gets along with almost everyone; is not afraid to be himself; is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him.
He's a David
sexy handsome exciting daring caring loveable sweet
by SusieMcGiggleBriches Feb 22, 2010 share this add a video
5. David 10373 up, 4035 down

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
timebomb insane conquer peace america earth conquerer leader smart strong
by TkTb Nov 19, 2006 share this add a video
6. David 157 up, 46 down

A David is usually a tall, sexually attractive, good looking guy. The term, "tall, dark, and handsome" may come to mind when a David is mentioned. A David is normally charming and witty, and has amazing hair. Generally, Davids can carry out long-term relationships, because they are often regarded as "hopeless romantics." Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option. Davids are lovely creatures.
Wow, I'm so glad I have a David in my life.
david davi sexy awesome lovely
by mynameistommy Dec 14, 2009 share this add a video

7. David 335 up, 113 down

David, a hot young man. Well kept, and beautiful brown hair and eyes. Smart and funny. loves rock music.
Girl 1: Damn that boy has such a gorgeous face! along with his brown eyes and brown hair!

Girl 2: Yeah, his name is David.

Girl 1: No wonder!!
davey daved dave hot boy
by xxxDeathBySharpiesxxx Mar 25, 2009 share this add a video
 
>makes up a clever word and a clever definition
>has it denied by the editors

>makes an entry for a common name with a stupid fucking definition
>approved by the editors

Go fuck yourself, Urban Dictionary
 
Well, you two. Look at it this way. We're sexy, charming, caring, yadayada, and would make PERFECT wingmen for each other.

.. Well, I don't know about you, but I'M sexy.

You know what, how about you both just start being my apprentices? I'll teach you what manliness is all about.
 
WE SHALL CREATE AN ARMY OF DAVIDS!

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
 
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