Toxik Told Me We Should Murder Bottiger

[BadGuy]

Let me tell you a tale...

In the old days of 56 kbs and dail/up, in the endless valleys of netscape, before the advent of steam, before the chroniclers of stats, there was one man.

This man cut through the primordial rift of internet capabilities of the 90s and defied the Gods of Aol. It is said that it was he who made the first mark on the wall of the creator... of facebook. It was he who challenged, before trolls were to be as such, those only known in the dark tounge, the "Yahoo users". And to this day he sits atop his throne, forged from his own hand, behind the walls of Proxy and Fire. It is the one they fear, the one the trolls dare not speak of, for in their tounge he is "Bottiger"

TROLL BORN

 

[Brick]

I heard that Toxik secretly loves ponies.

His denial of this fact just makes it more obvious.

 

[Lord Scrambles]

I heard Stems is actually a really pissed off 183 year old, who has his brain surgically placed in to a younger body every couple of decades so he can continue to post TLDR threads until the end of time.

 

[Sparky]

I heard Roman hates all idlers and says we should shut down the idle server

 

[CiNiC]

I heard Roman is in an iron lung and idles because he can't move to play.

 

[Dr.SteveBrule]

I heard that once every thousand years Doki will post here.

 

[CiNiC]

I hear Del Piero is suffering from severe rectal bleeding from all the butthurt and the stress from being mad.

 

[Toxik]

I heard that Toxik secretly loves ponies.

His denial of this fact just makes it more obvious.

I HEARD BRICK HAS A GOOGLE+ ACCOUNT THAT MIGHT GET SHARED ON SKIAL

 

[(cYs) Del Piero]

I heard Cinic is angry because he can't handle a backburner

 

[ClassyPotato]

I heard Cinic is angry because he can't handle a backburner

I heard potatoes kill annoying people

 

[CiNiC]

I heard Cinic is angry because he can't handle a backburner

I heard Piero just burned his last bridge to this community.
I heard Piero has opinions about weapons when he only plays on trade servers.
I heard Piero has a dislodged stick in his ileum from when one person questions his prices.

 

[(cYs) Del Piero]

I heard potatoes kill annoying people

Start with yourself & CompassCell?

 

[CiNiC]

Start with yourself & CompassCell?

 

[ClassyPotato]

Start with yourself & CompassCell?

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am ClassyPotato
I will kill you"

 

[RisenDemon]

Blood is Red
Crits are blue
Run coward, run
He's coming after you

 

[Doki]

i heard doki is the highest scoring undergrad in his quantum class and is on his way to another 4.0 semester

^___________________^

bitch.

 

[ModSe7en]

Let me tell you a tale...

In the old days of 56 kbs and dail/up, in the endless valleys of netscape, before the advent of steam, before the chroniclers of stats, there was one man.

This man cut through the primordial rift of internet capabilities of the 90s and defied the Gods of Aol. It is said that it was he who made the first mark on the wall of the creator... of facebook. It was he who challenged, before trolls were to be as such, those only known in the dark tounge, the "Yahoo users". And to this day he sits atop his throne, forged from his own hand, behind the walls of Proxy and Fire. It is the one they fear, the one the trolls dare not speak of, for in their tounge he is "Bottiger"

TROLL BORN

Sig'd.
Also, I heard open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
/thread

 

[Toxik]

i heard doki is the highest scoring undergrad in his quantum class and is on his way to another 4.0 semester

^___________________^

bitch.

I HEARD DOKI IS A NUURRDDD
<3

 

[ClassyPotato]

Sig'd.
Also, I heard open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
/thread

no this thread mustn't die

 

[Uncle zägä]

i heard doki is the highest scoring undergrad in his quantum class and is on his way to another 4.0 semester

^___________________^

bitch.

"Quantum class" gives me some wild mental images.