The Adventure of Boris

[User]

Boris, in his last moments thought ... "Hey that thread that User made about me wasn't so bad until it got flipped upside down."

And so finally, Boris died..

THE END

 

[Maddo]

But unbeknown to the world, Boris had an illegitimate son with a local hooker. This was due to the fact he refused to sleeve up on the regular visits he made to her through his lifetime.
The boy 'Norris' was now 17 and the spitting image of his father, thoughts of joining isis raged through his head..

 

[uppe-r]

God actually created Boris dad, not his son, who was curiously named Boris as well.