The Adventure of Boris

[User]

This is a game where you continue the story that comes from the person above you. The maximum amount to continue the story is a sentence. You can make up anything you want.

One day, Boris crashed his car and broke his leg.

 

[Cream Tea]

Boris couldn't afford his medical bill and died.

 

[User]

Boris couldn't afford his medical bill and died.

The next day Jesus resurrected him and said, 'life is harder than you think'.

 

[uppe-r]

Then Jesus said "but I'll help you" and he moved him from the US to Europe, where you don't have to pay thousands to live

 

[Percilius]

After he moved to Europe, Boris started working for a local druglord and became rich.

 

[uppe-r]

He then met a woman who would be his wife later on named Courtney.

 

[User]

He then met a woman who would be his wife later on named Courtney.

But she rejected him and Boris later got crippling depression

 

[uppe-r]

But she rejected him and Boris later got crippling depression

Courtney had crippling depression as well from her previous relationships, and now, so had Boris.

 

[User]

Courtney had crippling depression as well from her previous relationships, and now, so had Boris.

But Boris tried to be tough and continued on with his life, until a car crashed into him.

 

[Toxik]

He died. The end.

 

[User]

He died. The end.

But wait, Boris came back to life and he marched on to glory.

 

[Cream Tea]

You only live twice.

 

[Percilius]

And now Boris rots in hell never to return to the human world.
The End

 

[User]

And now Boris rots in hell never to return to the human world.
The End

But wait, he exchanges with the devil and returns to Earth.

 

[Cream Tea]

The universe collapsed under the pressure of autism.

 

[User]

The universe collapsed under the pressure of autism.

But Boris fought against the autism, and powered his way to making the universe great again

 

[Defibyoulater]

On his way to make the universe great again, Boris spotted a banana which caused a flashback in which he was in Red Alert 2, calling in air strikes to blow up buildings filled with civilians.

 

[User]

On his way to make the universe great again, Boris spotted a banana which caused a flashback in which he was in Red Alert 2, calling in air strikes to blow up buildings filled with civilians.

The flashbacks were too real for Boris, and so he died

FIN

 

[Cream Tea]

Boris then realised his last name...

 

[Defibyoulater]

Boris, in his last moments thought ... "Hey that thread that User made about me wasn't so bad until it got flipped upside down."