why the fuck are there bees in this game?
fuck this game

This proves my theory
Ruelel is Nicolas Cage
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Heh
So as usual someone poked around files related to the upcoming dlc and found what looked like a humorous dummy listing
Well S0L had decided to respond on the matter

Whole post here
(Puts on two flame proof suits).

So I think it's time I put an end to this.

Just because you find some names in one of the files, doesn't mean you're going to get a bunch of extra characters. Especially as that little time bomb has been there from August...
The assumption was someone would find it and have a little laugh. Oh those crazy Sumo guys, what will they do next?
Anyway, yes, there is something coming, but it's not anything you think and no I can't talk about it now. But I did want to stop the expectation that you're going to get a whole bunch of characters based on something we did as a tongue in cheek joke...

And it's Osram by the way, not Oshram. At least get it right!
 
*sighs*

http://www.sonicretro.org/2013/11/yogscast-dlc-revealed-for-sonic-all-stars-racing-transformed/
S0L has been teasing a new controversial character to be added to the roster of the PC version of Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed. Nothing has been set in stone as of yet, but according to a recent stream from the Yogscast, one of UK’s top Youtube channels. Recently Yogscast revealed that they’re pushing for a new Humble Bundle that is currently not active, but reportedly has the racer as part of the deal, in addition to their livestream that they revealed not only the bundle, but that there is charity DLC on the way for the PC version. They didn’t reveal what exactly it is, but given S0L’s comments, and what they mentioned and showed on the stream, which isn’t much, is that you get to play as Yogscast’s own Simon.

Now before you throw your rocks, keep in mind it is entirely for charity and not a deal of a Lets Play “celebrity” taking away a spot of a potential SEGA character. S0L also mentioned that there is more stuff on the way that would be bigger. But for now, this is whats set for December 6th, and they’re also giving away free copies of the game and putting the game as part of the Humble Bundle.
uuuuuuuuuuuugh
On the other hand, game will be up on humble bundle soon, so here's a chance to grab it while it's cheap
 
Very weak character IMO.

I was at Minecon Las Vegas a couple years ago, and those Yogscast guys started a lot of drama, and tried to ruin the whole event. Very embarrassing for legitimate publishers to take those clowns this seriously.
 
Well, that yogscast dlc is up, with all it's proceeds going to charity

Also, to those who haven't heard yet, asrt is on free weekend right now c:
 
I will never get why sonic even needs a car XD but it seems alright this game not the best but fun to mess around.