This is the Swiss army I have, the toothpick and tweezers are a waste of time, but the rest is decent steel.
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That's the explorer right? (too lazy to reverse search)
My brother has 2 of this exact one, got them as presents.
 
That's the explorer right? (too lazy to reverse search)
My brother has 2 of this exact one, got them as presents.
Yeah, I think I bought it as the explorer, although their website lists it as the climber. Whatever, it's a good little knife.
I'd like to get one of these
 
A video about a shitton of dicks, released on April 6, of course I'd expect Oaky to have already seen it
 
-Not following the rules of too soon jokes-

A "too soon" joke can only be made if the following prerequisites are met:

1.) One day has passed for every victim.
2.) No more than 50 people passed away in said incident. A too soon joke can be made after three months of the event's passing in such an event.*
3.) Obama has addressed the event in a press conference.*
*prerequisite has been met.

(Almost there)