oh! that was a reflectionthe toilet paper... in the back round

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Dug up from the archives, this gif has survived the test of time.
And it's so squee! OMG
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[+1] 1388 points 16 hours ago (2080|705)
I can't tell our "proposal story" to anyone because when my husband asked, his penis was inside me.
Yes, he screamed out "MARRY ME!" during his orgasm. Yes, I screamed "AFFIRMATIVE!" during mine. I still think it was romantic as hell, but I wasn't sure our families would
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
actually, Mary was conned by someone claiming to be an angel into having sex with him, then he ran into Joseph and told him that their god made her preggers in order to cover up his tracksFalse.
Jesus had a Dad (Big G Upstairs) and a Stepfather (Joe)
